Drinking Water After Waking Up Sucks

[quote]meangenes wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Eielson wrote:
ukrainian wrote:
If drinking water is uncomfortable, how the fuck can someone lift then?!

I like to go drink some water between sets of squats. Am I hardcore?

Don’t do that! That’s crazy! You will not survive!

I’m so hardcore that I fuckin’ shower in water.[/quote]

Dude, if you wanna commit suicide, then it’s your funeral.

[quote]Short Hoss wrote:
Who the hell made a rule to drink water?

All I drink in the morning is milk; fuck water.[/quote]

For sure. At least 16oz of milk can at least tide you over until breakfast time.

[quote]Digity wrote:
Are you drinking the water straight from the tap? If so, let the water run for a while to clear up and lead build up the water…the taste may be related to that. Keep in mind, the water hasn’t been running for around 8 hours since you just woke up.[/quote]

Lead?

Mmmmm…
Water…


Be a winner like me, always drink water!

http://www.nd.edu/~ndmag/moew95.html

I suspect this would suck worse.

what a waste of bandwidth.

[quote]weib wrote:
what a waste of bandwidth.[/quote]

bump

The OP should be waterboarded! That’ll teach him.

D

[quote]blazindave wrote:
You idiots, he means like he cant drink it he feels full.
Have you ever drank too much water, and then tried to down some more? That feeling.[/quote]

That’s phenomenally BAD interpretation, my friend…he never mentioned ANYTHING about feeling full.

…And every morning I can’t get over how much drinking that water sucks.
…water tastes like ass right after you wake up?

…I normally mix in some Gatorade powder to better hydrate me and for flavor…

Unless your browswer substitutes words, like “makes you feel so very full” in place of “tastes like ass”, then I dunno where you’re making this connection.

[quote]GhorigTheBeefy wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:

bring it on luscious butt, I am ready!

brings out the popcorn and it isn’t even carb up Sunday
[/quote]

I am so keyed up for a girl fight SWEET!

Now to the matter at hand:

Sir, calling you a pussy is an insult to pussies. When I was your age I got caught drinking water and my dad locked me in a closet with nothing but 10 5 Gallon jugs of water and an egg timer. If that timer went off before I was done drinking*em he was going to sell me to the circus. Not the namby pamby circus where you perform but the FREAK SHOW circus.

I am so hard core I take long walks in the rain . . . . without an umbrella.

I also like pina coladas.

(I am so BORED it is sad.)

[quote]RWElder0 wrote:
GhorigTheBeefy wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:

bring it on luscious butt, I am ready!

brings out the popcorn and it isn’t even carb up Sunday

I am so keyed up for a girl fight SWEET!

Now to the matter at hand:

Sir, calling you a pussy is an insult to pussies. When I was your age I got caught drinking water and my dad locked me in a closet with nothing but 10 5 Gallon jugs of water and an egg timer. If that timer went off before I was done drinking*em he was going to sell me to the circus. Not the namby pamby circus where you perform but the FREAK SHOW circus.

I am so hard core I take long walks in the rain . . . . without an umbrella.

I also like pina coladas.

(I am so BORED it is sad.)[/quote]

at least OP spelled Sucks correctly.

Still bored? I’ve a funny golden nugget for you all.
All this talk of tasting ass and pussies, you’ll enjoy this:

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Imagine if this thread had been titled, “Drinking Water After Sex Sucks.”

I wake up with a boner

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Imagine if this thread had been titled, “Drinking Water After Sex Sucks.” [/quote]

If you’re not dehydrated and thirsty after sex, I say you’re doing something wrong.

[quote]Christine wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Imagine if this thread had been titled, “Drinking Water After Sex Sucks.”

If you’re not dehydrated and thirsty after sex, I say you’re doing something wrong.[/quote]

But it gives a whole new meaning to it ‘tasting like ass’.

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Christine wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Imagine if this thread had been titled, “Drinking Water After Sex Sucks.”

If you’re not dehydrated and thirsty after sex, I say you’re doing something wrong.

But it gives a whole new meaning to it ‘tasting like ass’.[/quote]

Got it. I forgot the water tastes like ass part.

Depending on who is involved then, maybe you’re doing something right.

[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
I wake up with a boner[/quote]

[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
I wake up with a boner[/quote]

[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
I wake up with a boner[/quote]