I came to the club drunk with a fake I.D. Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me?? I been with 10 women who got HIV. Now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me? I got genital warts and it burns when I pee…Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me? I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree. You probably wanna grow up to be just like me
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Actually, 70% of the time I peel my grapes. They taste better than non-peeled grapes
Hopefully Cooper isn’t lying so I’m not alone on this here.[/quote]
Jesus, what is wrong with you and Cooper?
Do you take the pulp out of the orange juice too?[/quote]
Nah, that’s too much work
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I don’t even bother peeling oranges. I just chew the whole thing up and then spit all the juice out of my mouth and into a pitcher and refrigerate it for when women come over and need something to wash the taste of my jizz out of their mouth when I’ve been eating red meat and broccoli all day.