You’re in the middle of benching and you start thinking about the new hottest girl in the gym.
Someone ask you to spot them then they proceed to do 15 easy partials.
Someone uses your private stall in public work bathroom.
Don’t you hate it when you’re coming out of the hole while squatting and you become self-conscious of your foul, paint-stripping egg farts?
Don’t you hate it when you’ve gone to the gym for the first after growing your mullet nice and long, and when you’re bending over some guy grabs your ass and then tries to pretend he did’nt know you were a dude after you threaten to knock his teeth out?
Then he calls you “white trash” on an internet forum.
Don’t you hate it when you’re spotting some guy doing squats, and as he’s coming out of the whole he shits himself and tries to pretend it’s just a paint-stripping fart?
Don’t you hate it when you take your tranny girlfriend to the community swimming pool and after she hurls in the pool, some doucher swims through it and complains about it?
Don’t you hate it when parody?
Don’t you hate it when someone can’t keep up with the trend, so they just type in the word for what everyone else was doing?
This thread is weird
[quote]boatguy wrote:
Don’t you hate it when someone can’t keep up with the trend, so they just type in the word for what everyone else was doing?[/quote]
Fine.
Don’t you hate it when you realize your dog has Stockholm syndrome?
Happy?
[quote]Boangiu wrote:
Don’t you hate it when you’re coming out of the hole while squatting and you become self-conscious of your foul, paint-stripping egg farts?[/quote]
Absolutely
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
Don’t you hate it when guys stare at you with bedroom eyes and touch themselves while you’re repping their DL max on the incline bench?[/quote]
MY UNDERWEAR WAS RIDING!
Don’t you hate it when some people have left dumbbells lying all over the floor and haven’t had the decency to tell you that they’re leaving. And you sit and wait for them to come back, frightened to touch anything in case you upset them when they return.
And they don’t. And then the tannoy announces that the gym is about to close in five minutes, and you haven’t even done a rep yet, so you go and shower and try to scrub away the shame, but it never washes off?
I’m definitely gonna say something to those girls tomorrow.
Dont you hate it when you’re banging a girl in the ass and right after you pull out a pepperoni shoots out?
Don’t you hate it when you only have an hour for the gym and as you walk in you see a guy just starting his hour long calf raise workout in the only squat rack with weights no higher than the freely available barbells on the other side of the gym
Don’t you hate when you have to take a leak while at the gym and then your penis is covered in chalk.
Don’t you hate when a man in his 60s asks you to stretch him in the middle of your reps? And then proceeds to talk about how “beautiful” his son is and how useful Vitamin D is for weight loss…for 20 minutes. Don’t you hate it when you’re not mean enough to tell him to f*ck off?
^ Don’t you hate it when guys lust over your pics?
Don’t you hate it when you’re doing good mornings and people are staring at you through the mirror because they think you’re going squats wrong.