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"Man Burns Genitals in ‘Jackass’ Stunt
Thursday, March 08, 2007

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EAU CLAIRE, Wis. ? Attempts to do a movie stunt landed one man in the hospital with burned genitals and another facing criminal charges. The men were trying to do a stunt from one of the “Jackass” movies, in which a character lights his genitals on fire.

Jared W. Anderson, 20, suffered serious burns to his hands and genitals, according to the criminal complaint. Randell D. Peterson, 43, who sprayed lighter fluid on Anderson and lit him on fire, was charged with felony battery and first-degree reckless endangerment Tuesday in Eau Claire County Court.

Witnesses told police that Anderson, who was drunk, volunteered to do the stunt Sunday after watching the movie, the complaint said.

According to the complaint:

Anderson pulled down his pants and let Peterson spray him with lighter fluid. When the fire didn’t catch, Peterson sprayed more lighter fluid on Anderson, splashing some on his clothing. He tried again to light the fire, catching Anderson’s genitals, hands and clothes."

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There’s no cure for stupid. Someone needs to chlorinate that gene pool.

Excuse me, sir. There’s a Mr. Darwin on the line…

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Darwin strikes again!

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New warning label on the bottle of Kingsford he used.

WARNING! lighter fluid is not for use on bare skin or gentials and will not cause a pleasent warming sensation if applied and lit.

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Maybe he burned his junk so badly that he can’t have kids and we’ve got true natural selection at work.

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This is exactly the reason why I’ve staged my own personal boycott of things that I consider contribute to the “dumbing down” of America. Jackass and pretty much anything MTV does, are prime examples of this.

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Friend of mine who was in the same soccer team as me saw Jackass and wanted to do something similar.

He actually planned it all out, from the fluid he was going to use to the guy who was going to film it and he pulled the stunt next to a river so he could jump into the water immediately after lighting it on fire.

It still burned his leg badly enough that he couldn’t play soccer for another year.

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[quote]Robert P. wrote:
It still burned his leg badly enough that he couldn’t play soccer for another year.[/quote]

Should have used ethonel instead. At lealst it evaporates very quickly.

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Anderson and Petersen from Wisconsin. Please don’t tell me the cliches are true! If so, accept an abject apology from a Swede. (At least we got rid of them.)

TQB

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[quote]lostinthought wrote:
This is exactly the reason why I’ve staged my own personal boycott of things that I consider contribute to the “dumbing down” of America. Jackass and pretty much anything MTV does, are prime examples of this. [/quote]

AMEN!

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I always thought those jackass movies were such shit. Slap stick humour is low grade B.S.

“Huk Huk Stevo is so cool guy. Yah, stevo this and stevo that.”
More of these people that would like to suck on stevo’s penis should light their balls on fire.