They have mystical creaturs
Professor X, I’ll give you four hundred dollars if you catch one of these a live, and you can’t eat it.
That looks like the f’ing hound from I am Legend.
Holy crap, the virus was unleashed. We’re all gonna die!
True story: “Don’t Mess With Texas” is the slogan for their anti-littering campaign.
so don’t mess with Texas or they’ll make you place it in the correct receptacle.
Don’t mess with Rape Axe.
They found a Chupacabra!? lol. Is big foot next? On a side note the video of big foot walking gets me EVERY TIME. One of the better pranks that has been pulled off
It’s definitely not an already documented species with a genetic mutation or deformity causing it to be ugly and/or hairless. Good thing we can eliminate that possibility leaving the only conclusion that it’s a mystical chupacabra.
[quote]JLu wrote:
It’s definitely not an already documented species with a genetic mutation or deformity causing it to be ugly and/or hairless. Good thing we can eliminate that possibility leaving the only conclusion that it’s a mystical chupacabra.[/quote]
You’re just mad that the chupacabra have enough sense not to go to Canada…
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
They have mystical creaturs
Professor X, I’ll give you four hundred dollars if you catch one of these a live, and you can’t eat it.
Saw this earlier. Cant wait to see some the responses to this.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]JLu wrote:
It’s definitely not an already documented species with a genetic mutation or deformity causing it to be ugly and/or hairless. Good thing we can eliminate that possibility leaving the only conclusion that it’s a mystical chupacabra.[/quote]
You’re just mad that the chupacabra have enough sense not to go to Canada…[/quote]
It’s true 
Wait, so this legendary beast is a 30 Lb dog? WTF! how anticlimatic.
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[quote]JLu wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]JLu wrote:
It’s definitely not an already documented species with a genetic mutation or deformity causing it to be ugly and/or hairless. Good thing we can eliminate that possibility leaving the only conclusion that it’s a mystical chupacabra.[/quote]
You’re just mad that the chupacabra have enough sense not to go to Canada…[/quote]
It’s true :'([/quote]
if it makes you feel better … I"m sure you can find some guy to dress up in a gorilla outfit and call him bigfoot…
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
True story: “Don’t Mess With Texas” is the slogan for their anti-littering campaign.
so don’t mess with Texas or they’ll make you place it in the correct receptacle. [/quote]
lol cracked.com?
It’s a shaved dog with aids, come on are people that blind?
its a sick dog you moron fucks. and captain dipshit on there is like “it just sat there like the nieghbors dog” well no fucking shit stupid asshole casue it was the neighbors sick fucking dog. You dong licking moron. Maybe he should stick with what hes good at, fucking his cattle, fucking dumbass. And the reporter, hes stupider than a chicken on crack with its head up its own ass. His parents should have a late abortion and do the fucking world a favor. And what the fuck is with the dog cop? He should be like “its a sick dog” not “blah blah blah, stupidest thing i can think of”. SOmeone should jam a fucking hand grenade up his ass and tell him its valentines day. Romance ftw.
didnt watch the vid but if its the one I’m thinking of its a raccoon with a skin disease.
Also how do you find texas?
Go west till you smell it. Go south until you step in it.
Got you good Texas.
Okay so I have ignored Texas. My grandpa owned 4400 acres in place called Agatite that doesent even exist. I think it may be a lot of who you know.
[quote]Scrotus wrote:
its a sick dog you moron fucks. and captain dipshit on there is like “it just sat there like the nieghbors dog” well no fucking shit stupid asshole casue it was the neighbors sick fucking dog. You dong licking moron. Maybe he should stick with what hes good at, fucking his cattle, fucking dumbass. And the reporter, hes stupider than a chicken on crack with its head up its own ass. His parents should have a late abortion and do the fucking world a favor. And what the fuck is with the dog cop? He should be like “its a sick dog” not “blah blah blah, stupidest thing i can think of”. SOmeone should jam a fucking hand grenade up his ass and tell him its valentines day. Romance ftw. [/quote]
[quote]Eli B wrote:
didnt watch the vid but if its the one I’m thinking of its a raccoon with a skin disease.
Also how do you find texas?
Go west till you smell it. Go south until you step in it.
Got you good Texas.[/quote]
well we have better BBQ…and no we dont eat dog here.
It’s a coyote or coyote/dog cross with mange (a common skin disease).
Not a huge mystery.
Definitely a weird looking fkn dog. The hind legs are disproportionately long and thin compared to it’s body. But definitely a dog non-the-less. Poor dog was probably ugly as all hell before it got sick.
My question is, if this “creature” wasn’t attacking anyone and the neighbor was reporting that it was just sitting there like “a dog”, why did they fkn shoot it?? Leave it to fkn texans to shoot something just cuz it doesn’t look right. What if it is some crazy almost extinct animal and they just killed the last two?? Ahh well, they shouldn’t have messed with Texas I guess. If that thing was found in cali it could’ve attacked 2 nuns and a baby then went on to rape small boys and they still wouldn’t have shot it.