Does Zeb Have a Job?

Off Topic Politics & World Issues
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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
miniross wrote:

I live in nottingham. show me the money!

I told her about you, a guy from her home town and that you’re an atheist. She laughed and told me to tell you to “pack it in.” Now, where I’m from that means that you should go and have gay sex. I think she knows some hidden double meaning, because she laughed when saying it. Does it mean the same thing there?

[/quote]

No, it does not. It means quit it.

Whe you see her next, tell her that the place has gone down hill, and there are more bars than ever.

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
miniross wrote:

I live in nottingham. show me the money!

I told her about you, a guy from her home town and that you’re an atheist. She laughed and told me to tell you to “pack it in.” Now, where I’m from that means that you should go and have gay sex. I think she knows some hidden double meaning, because she laughed when saying it. Does it mean the same thing there?

[/quote]

Tell her that i am off to get a cob, and tell her “eh up, duck”

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[quote]paul bunyan wrote:
steveo5801 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
steveo5801 wrote:
Did Miniross start that one too?

No, he didn’t. He was trying to be “funny” by COPYING that one that was made about me. All of the people jumping to Zeb’s aid on this tame version of an attempt were mostly nowhere to be seen during mine except for Vroom. I find it very odd that you missed that one considering it lasted on the board for days and went on for over 12 pages.

Prof,

I looked at the thread that you are referring. I don’t usually browse the “off topic” forums, and so I must have missed it. Sorry…

Anyway, my point still is that these forums shouldn’t be used to attack anyone of us. Debate – even heated --is fine, but no need for anyone to get “personal.” After all, we don’t know each other…

Did you hear Zeb on one of those stupid threads a little while back when he spoke about a gay member of this site regarding very personal shit. If you missed it then go back and look. Anyone that was as stupid as Zeb was on those two threads doesn’t deserve defense from anyone.

Steveo you are only speaking up because you are in the same cult as Zeb.
[/quote]

That is not correct! I am speaking up, and you can check the previous posts because someone was personally attacked on the forum. In my original post I did not qualify this to be persons who “believe as I do.”

By the way, nice attempt to jab at me personally by saying that I am in “a cult.” To this, sir, I can only reply that if I am in a cult, since its members include the Apostles and Jesus Christ, I say that I am in some pretty good company.

Take care…

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[quote]miniross wrote:
steveo5801 wrote:
miniross wrote:
steveo5801 wrote:
miniross wrote:
Yes, it is obviously humour that you did not get.

It was not meant as an attack in any way.

Chill out guys.

Miniross,

I’ll chill out as you suggested, if you would do us a favour and tell us how this thread,which YOU STARTED, is funny?

Please let us in on the “humour” then we can drop it.

Please answer this question directly so we can all get a laugh. We could use one…

You wouldn’t get it.

That’s OK – let us hear it anyway. If I don’t get it, someone will.

Go ahead – answer the question and then we can drop it. This is the question at hand:

How is starting a thread with the title “Does Zeb Have A Job” and then attacking him funny? Where is the humour?

Simple question – let us know…

Ok then

It was intended to be a tongue in cheek look at a prodgious and long term poster who has contributed fully, like PX said, a mimickery of the aforementioned thread thta featured his good self.

It was in the wrong forum.

Now, as the self appointed registrar of this thread, you can now be happy and that i have answered your question. And as you have said, even though you may not get it, somone will, possibly.

Happy?[/quote]

I never did like British humor…

…but, OK I guess…

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[quote]steveo5801 wrote:
miniross wrote:
steveo5801 wrote:
miniross wrote:
steveo5801 wrote:
miniross wrote:
Yes, it is obviously humour that you did not get.

It was not meant as an attack in any way.

Chill out guys.

Miniross,

I’ll chill out as you suggested, if you would do us a favour and tell us how this thread,which YOU STARTED, is funny?

Please let us in on the “humour” then we can drop it.

Please answer this question directly so we can all get a laugh. We could use one…

You wouldn’t get it.

That’s OK – let us hear it anyway. If I don’t get it, someone will.

Go ahead – answer the question and then we can drop it. This is the question at hand:

How is starting a thread with the title “Does Zeb Have A Job” and then attacking him funny? Where is the humour?

Simple question – let us know…

Ok then

It was intended to be a tongue in cheek look at a prodgious and long term poster who has contributed fully, like PX said, a mimickery of the aforementioned thread thta featured his good self.

It was in the wrong forum.

Now, as the self appointed registrar of this thread, you can now be happy and that i have answered your question. And as you have said, even though you may not get it, somone will, possibly.

Happy?

I never did like British humor…

…but, OK I guess…
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Wow, thats a relief.

I think i can get a wink of sleep knowing that you are now happy.

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Mini,

I’m willing to bet Zeb has a job.

But, come on over to the Over 35 forum and we’ll whoop your ass boy.

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[quote]Mr. Chen wrote:
Mini,

I’m willing to bet Zeb has a job.

But, come on over to the Over 35 forum and we’ll whoop your ass boy.[/quote]

I bet he does too.

In libel, the comments made about somone have a standard, that of whether the average man on the omnibus woulr find them plausable.

As Zeb is very obviously none of those things and surely does indeed have a job, such increadulous statments cannot be taken seriously.

As it happens, there are obviously people who cannot distinguish between sardonic comments and ones written in “anger”, as it were.

I will wait until i am over 35, then i will be over!

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[quote]miniross wrote:
Mr. Chen wrote:
Mini,

I’m willing to bet Zeb has a job.

But, come on over to the Over 35 forum and we’ll whoop your ass boy.

I bet he does too.

In libel, the comments made about somone have a standard, that of whether the average man on the omnibus woulr find them plausable.

As Zeb is very obviously none of those things and surely does indeed have a job, such increadulous statments cannot be taken seriously.

As it happens, there are obviously people who cannot distinguish between sardonic comments and ones written in “anger”, as it were.

I will wait until i am over 35, then i will be over![/quote]

Use propa GRAMMA BOY! There be no needin’ for these here fancy werds of youse. What be “increadulous” and “sardonic”? Whould that be an insult towards my good myself?

It be, wouldn’t it? Well my good nature won’t be standing for such here nonsense.

Sir, I be challengin’ you to pistols at dawn.

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[quote]brucevangeorge wrote:
miniross wrote:
Mr. Chen wrote:
Mini,

I’m willing to bet Zeb has a job.

But, come on over to the Over 35 forum and we’ll whoop your ass boy.

I bet he does too.

In libel, the comments made about somone have a standard, that of whether the average man on the omnibus woulr find them plausable.

As Zeb is very obviously none of those things and surely does indeed have a job, such increadulous statments cannot be taken seriously.

As it happens, there are obviously people who cannot distinguish between sardonic comments and ones written in “anger”, as it were.

I will wait until i am over 35, then i will be over!

Use propa GRAMMA BOY! There be no needin’ for these here fancy werds of youse. What be “increadulous” and “sardonic”? Whould that be an insult towards my good myself?

It be, wouldn’t it? Well my good nature won’t be standing for such here nonsense.

Sir, I be challengin’ you to pistols at dawn.[/quote]

The great irony of many in our nation is that even though this was the birthplace of the language, we are too lazy to use it correctly. My sentence structure bites it big.

Anyway, im old school. I choose sword (lifting and swipping with dueling glove)

“You are a brigand and a liar. I demand satisfaction, sir!”

SMACK!

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[quote]vroom wrote:
Brit women are zany, and hot. Oh, is that too off topic?[/quote]

Can you introduce me to any of these hot and zany women.

Most here drink 30 pints and eat chips.

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[quote]miniross wrote:
vroom wrote:
Brit women are zany, and hot. Oh, is that too off topic?

Can you introduce me to any of these hot and zany women.

Most here drink 30 pints and eat chips.[/quote]

Pints of Harp I bet…like champions

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
miniross wrote:
vroom wrote:
Brit women are zany, and hot. Oh, is that too off topic?

Can you introduce me to any of these hot and zany women.

Most here drink 30 pints and eat chips.

Pints of Harp I bet…like champions[/quote]

Like gay champions!

(anyway it is steller artoise, or wife beater, as it is more appropriately known)

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You boys are getting off track.

Straighten up!

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[quote]miniross wrote:
Mr. Chen wrote:
Mini,

I’m willing to bet Zeb has a job.

But, come on over to the Over 35 forum and we’ll whoop your ass boy.

I bet he does too.

In libel, the comments made about somone have a standard, that of whether the average man on the omnibus woulr find them plausable.

As Zeb is very obviously none of those things and surely does indeed have a job, such increadulous statments cannot be taken seriously.

As it happens, there are obviously people who cannot distinguish between sardonic comments and ones written in “anger”, as it were.

I will wait until i am over 35, then i will be over![/quote]

How much for a ride on the Omnibus?

“You take the bus, we all take the bus.” - From Johnny Dangerously.

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[quote]btm62 wrote:
miniross wrote:
Mr. Chen wrote:
Mini,

I’m willing to bet Zeb has a job.

But, come on over to the Over 35 forum and we’ll whoop your ass boy.

I bet he does too.

In libel, the comments made about somone have a standard, that of whether the average man on the omnibus woulr find them plausable.

As Zeb is very obviously none of those things and surely does indeed have a job, such increadulous statments cannot be taken seriously.

As it happens, there are obviously people who cannot distinguish between sardonic comments and ones written in “anger”, as it were.

I will wait until i am over 35, then i will be over!

How much for a ride on the Omnibus?

“You take the bus, we all take the bus.” - From Johnny Dangerously. [/quote]

6pence