Can no one else have caught this Douglas Adams reference? (Gracias, by the way, for substituting the word “chemist” with “drug store,” Cockney. We ignorant Septics would have been terribly confused.)
Mightily relevant Douglas Adams monologue on the Idea of God:
As an aside, I love the fact that the Cockney rhyming slang for someone politically opposed to the United States and Americans in general is “Listerine.” Brilliantly convoluted.