Yeah but to really get it going you have to look like @EyeDentist’s son and have the pickup attitude of @Yogi1.
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Not sure if I should make a GOT or West Virginia joke.
But you’re all going about it all wrong. If young women’s attention is a huge life goal for you as you age (as shallow as that sounds, no judgement)… get really rich. Mission accomplished. Rich shallow guys end up drowning in young womens’ attention. Even if they look like bridge trolls.
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Unfortunately, the boy’s oblivious to the attention he’s receiving:
Me: “Son, did you notice how those girls back there were checking you out?”
Son: “Huh?”
Likewise, he doesn’t have much game. (An attribute he inherited from his old man.)
If your mom is more attractive, you could drop your father’s genetic input to 25%… 
This is what Freud would do.
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@dchris , so you’re my father-brother! I’ve been looking for you my whole life!
That’s so messed up.
Lol
Careful; if you do this, you might end up like my grand-brother.
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In order for this to happen… one would have to sleep with their grandmother. … but then that would make your parents your children…
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Incest-ception
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I so understand that. My son is far better looking than I ever was. He has been drawing attention from woman ever since he was 8 years old. Now that he is 6’2" 200 it is just nuts. The boy needs no game, he only needs to say yes. I married a pretty woman (she still is) and it shows in our children.
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If one was to get their grandmother pregnant, the child (lets say its a boy) would be your Uncle and son at the same time.
This is what happened to Phillip Fry in Futurama. He is his own grandfather.
In case you have to fight giant brains, this may come in handy.
EDIT: To clarify futurama is a cartoon series.
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My all-time favorite Futurama gag. (It takes place in a gym, and concerns a really strong woman, so it’s not a threadjack.)
Edit: Just realized this is the primo-chick thread, not the muscle-y chick thread. So it’s a jack I guess.
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Futurama belongs in every thread
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Sorry guys can we get back to the point of this thread and talk about Nic Cage?
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This man knows whats up…
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I watched Face Off again. I may or may not have climaxed several times while overwhelmed by sheer awesomeness.
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Sadly, I am sure this has happened somewhere… No, not in Alabama… Well, maybe Alabama but elsewhere too.
Sitting in a Walmart should give anybody confidence. There are a whole lot of ugly people having sex…
I remember when it was just that easy. I could service a cheer-leading squad nowadays. Problem is, a man gets tired after a while.
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Was it all during castor troy evil sexy shit ?