Frozen ground that true story he was a cop after a cereal killer.
When I was a kid everytime I was sick from school I stayed home and watched "it could happen to you "
I sat through it but I donāt remember much of it. It wasnāt that bad. Still remember Joaquin getting smacked around by one of the illegal video vendors and wondering where the hell they got that actor. That was a good scene.
Lord of War was a pretty decent one.
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Yep, Juh-coo-coo Paquenas!
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Omg holy shit no way !!! Want want!!!
Have you seen Captain Corelliās Mandolin? Is a great movie and one of his very best imo
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Not yet but Iāll be on the lookout for it now 
Imagine if you went home with a girl (or guy if thatās your thing) and saw that
Older as in well under 50. If you still are in shape and fairly good looking guy. Yes they do, a lot. In some cases it even gets weird. Yes young enough to be your daughter. Much after 50, no not at all, man meet the wall, I hope you have a fat wallet or a good wife. Even the forty year old woman are playing cougar on you when you are much over 50. Stick to your own age group after 50 and your ego will survive.
I pretty much agree with Verne. Since the age of about 35 girls in general, not just young girls, stopped paying attention to me. In my late teens through early 30s girls would look at me and Iād see their eyes light up. Since then all I get from them is a flat line.
The only time I ever see a āyoungā girl looking at me is if Iām out somewhere and a young girl is with her middle aged mother. My impression is the young girl is sizing me up for Mom.
For the record, I think my face is still decent and Iām in great shape. I tell people Iām the best athlete on the planet over the age of 50. Iām not sure thatās true but itās close enough.
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Jokeās on you late bloomers; women have been finding me unattractive since high school.
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Netflix has had a boom of Nic Cage and Steven Seagal movies on their list since this thread started (or Iāve simply noticed them) haha my favorite part is that most of the covers look the same for each movie they do.
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Is it possible for a mod to change the title to āThe Official Nic Cage threadā because I like where this has gone.
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Omg yes please !!! A dream come true it would be 
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Snake eyes
Yup. Itās especially noticeable when Iām in public with my 25 y.o. son. Although Iām obviously not an objective observer, I think itās fair to say he makes quite an impression visuallyā6ā5", 240#, broad shoulders, thick chest, small waist, a glorious mane of sandy-blonde hair akin to Fabioās (only thicker and fuller), green eyed, good looking. When we walk together through a store, the mall, etc, every female age 12-70 stares at him. Me? Itās like I donāt existāI get nary a glance from any of them. And while at no point in my life did I attract the level of attention he does now, I used to get an occasional look. Maybe Iāll start wearing a beanie with a propeller on top when I go anywhere with him. (Bad attention is better than no attention, right?)
Luckily for me, I have the latter.
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Lol. Iām going to recommend a Steven Seagal movie(only one I promise! Then back to Nick Cage).
Belly of the Beast
An obese Steven Seagal fights with authentic Shaolin Crane kungfu. His stunt double weighs like 100lbs less than him. So you have a shorter, athletic looking fellow doing stuff like wushu flying kicks shot from the back, then it cuts to Seagal moving really slowly and clumsily from the front.
Itās one of the funniest movies Iāve seen.
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Technically (sortofnotreallybutstill) youāre responsible for around 50% of the attention he gets so just take the credit, my man.
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Youāre right of course. Any other guy, this situation would threaten my fragile male ego; but as itās my son, I take pride in it. (Just as I donāt mind that heās smarter than me.)
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Does this mean that the way to get the most attention from women is to create some sort of progeny Ponzi scheme, where you have as many children as possible who in turn have as many children as possible?
I mean, if you have 12 kids and those 12 kids have 12 kids, youāre getting 25% of the female attention from 144 kids.
And geez, if you started this whole thing off by marrying your sibling, your genetics would be even MORE concentrated, so youād actually net a higher percentage.
Youāre a sick man @mattjp This is an awful idea.
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