I’m writing this right now on the throne with my labtop and wireless internet
[quote]BostonBarrister wrote:
Anyway, hell yeah on the reading in the john thing – my only problem is I eat so much fiber that time spent in process is minimal. I can’t get much read in there, which makes me want to remove said reading material and continue reading it over breakfast or on the Metro.[/quote]
I didn’t think ‘flagged’ reading material was allowed on the Metro. Eeeeeuuuuuwww, flagged material at the breakfast table? What kind of sanitation codes do they have in DC?
And another thing - I’m not constipated. I don’t have ‘issues’, I don’t want to bang my mom, and I’m more of a Boomhauer-type anyhow.
I just like to read whilst I crap. Somtimes I will scratch while I’m in there, but it’s kinda hard to balance the paper/magazine on my thigh, and it falls on the floor.
Whew - talk about simple pleasures - I love my scrating as well. But that’s another thread.
I have two main mags that I read…Something to do with cars, and the other is of course, Playboy!
There are the rare occassions I’ll read the wife’s, Cosmo or People.
I used to have a friend in high school who would do his homework and sometimes even bring a sandwich in there with him. That’s a bit much…but I agree that there’s something about the alone time that makes it a haven of sorts.
Here’s another question…Who needs home field advantage? I can’t go anywhere other than at home. If I’m at work, I’ll run home to drop the kids off at the pool…I can’t do it at work let alone any public place. Anyone else?
[quote]ruggerstiff wrote:
I’m writing this right now on the throne with my labtop and wireless internet[/quote]
“here I sit
taking a shit
typing this email
to you”…
[quote]rainjack wrote:
Whew - talk about simple pleasures - I love my scrating as well. But that’s another thread.
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if you start a thread about scratching your balls I’m going to lose all respect for you.
[quote]Joe Weider wrote:
if you start a thread about scratching your balls I’m going to lose all respect for you.
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Joe, I’m willing to bet that if 99.9% of the male population was forbidden from scratching their balls permanently the whole human race would crumble and there would be anarchy everywhere simply because women would have to run things and seriously, who wants that?
Therefore to not start a thread, rainjack, in my mind would warrant a loss of respect for you.
well, I see your point, Chris.
Okay, but I gotta draw the line at pictures, okay???
I work in an education based building and we call our bathroom the “Library”
I always read in the John, I read somewhere that you’re not supposed to push so I let it flow out naturally which can take some time.
I have a whole basket of stuff from old penthouses and playboys to short stories from Steven King. I just finished the 5th Harry Potter book and Chuck Yeagers auto-bio, most of which was done on the crapper.
GAINER
[quote]elevationgain wrote:
I work in an education based building and we call our bathroom the “Library”[/quote]
HA!
OK, I just don’t get the whole Penthouse/Playboy thing in the bathroom. I mean, I have a hard time keeping the thing pointed down in the proper direction when reading that stuff, so IMHO it really isn’t conducive to bathroom reading. But apparantly, some guys don’t have that problem.
Maybe we can get Al Shades in here to post another one of his makeshift thong pictures. Haha.
Man, I’m glad I read that thread after the mods had taken down the picture. Seeing the aftermath and everybody’s reaction was bad enough.
[quote]elevationgain wrote:
I work in an education based building and we call our bathroom the “Library”
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I’m assuming you guys must call the real library the “toilet” or “crapper”.
If you didn’t I’d assume certain situations could get a little hairy.
“Hey Stu, meet me in the library and we can do some studying.”
[quote]chrismcl wrote:
I’m assuming you guys must call the real library the “toilet” or “crapper”.
If you didn’t I’d assume certain situations could get a little hairy.
“Hey Stu, meet me in the library and we can do some studying.” [/quote]
So THAT’S what he meant! I wondered why he kept winking at me…
[quote]chrismcl wrote:
And oftentimes, I’ll finish pooping, but I’ve just started my reading and I think “fuck that, I ain’t gettin up, I haven’t read enough yet.”
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I just read this one, chrismcl - LMAO. I do the same thing.
I know this will sound totally out of character for me, but my all time favorite reading material, other than the morning sports, is The Limbaugh Letter. It’s not all heavy and full of those damn coupons, and it sets well on my thigh, so I can do some scratching, if the urge arises.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
Something about shitting, and his wife bitching while he read, or ate tacos, or something like that.
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Yo, RJ. Next time, make sure the door is locked, and take a gameboy, or other portable game, in there. She will really bitch up a storm when she hears that.
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Man if you had this toilet setup, you wouldn’t even have to read. Then again you probably would never get off that throne.