Do You Drink Coffee?

[quote]silverblood wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]silverblood wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]silverblood wrote:
as long as you’re willing to make a pot I’ll drink it.
we have free coffee at work all day. I toss 2 packs of swiss miss instant cocoa with marshmallows in my 20 oz cup and fill it up with coffee. laugh if you want but the jamocha tastes damn good. [/quote]

I bet you’re drinking that gaymocha drink right now, aren’t ya, Trixie?!?

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the only way you’ll know if I’m gay is when you suck my dick.
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Oh, i’m not falling for that old trick again, Suzy!

It worked the first 22 times, sure… but momma didn’t raise no dummies! I’m intellesmart![/quote]
I’ll dip it in the jamocha
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Fine.

I will never forget one time, when my dad came to visit. I went to LAX to pick him up, and had to wait 2 hours because he was being detained by customs. Why? Because TSA seems to think there is something wrong with a man bringing 10 kilos of coffee, 1 huge wheel of cheese, and a pork leg wrapped in cloth in a suitcase. When he finally came out of the terminal, he was cursing up a storm, because they had to open every single batch of coffee to make sure he wasn’t bringing any contraband over with him. What do you do with almost 25 lbs of coffee that has been opened and exposed to air?..

…Bunch of pussies man

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I will never forget one time, when my dad came to visit. I went to LAX to pick him up, and had to wait 2 hours because he was being detained by customs. Why? Because TSA seems to think there is something wrong with a man bringing 10 kilos of coffee, 1 huge wheel of cheese, and a pork leg wrapped in cloth in a suitcase. When he finally came out of the terminal, he was cursing up a storm, because they had to open every single batch of coffee to make sure he wasn’t bringing any contraband over with him. What do you do with almost 25 lbs of coffee that has been opened and exposed to air?..

…Bunch of pussies man[/quote]

Reminds me of the hassle my grandmother caused when she tried to take a suitcase full of Windex and French’s mustard on a flight to Scotland. They eventually let her take them. This was pre-911 security.

I love coffee but I think i am sensitive to caffeine. The opposite to DB Cooper. Too much causes me unwanted anxiety. So when my consumption starts to ramp up I have learned its time to take a break or force myself to scale it back.

I had a killer headache the past two days and I couldn’t figure out what was causing it. Then I realised I hadn’t had any coffee over those two days. Moral of the story, if you don’t drink coffee, you die.

These responses are hilarious.

Coffee drinker, toned it down some, at the height of it all went & got a job @ Starbucks to be closer to the source.

Got my tolerance up to 4 ventis a day. Not good but man DBCooper got up to 36 shots?! Holy shit where did you find the time to run 36 shots through the machine?

In any case after I left Starbucks the urge to caffeine up died down so I roll with 2-3 cups a day now.

McDonald’s is stepping up their coffee game, Dunkin Donuts is not bad when I’m in the US, Starbucks is too pricey now for me (unless someone from work is buying, bitches) & Tim Horton’s runs through 90% of the CDN population’s bloodstream. Even if they are abroad.

Bottom line if I’m feeling coffee I’m willing to try any local dive that will sell it. Except maybe Coffee Time. Or Country Style. Any other CDN on this forum will agree that is the best imiation of flavoured brown water out there…

[quote]DJS wrote:
I love coffee but I think i am sensitive to caffeine. The opposite to DB Cooper. Too much causes me unwanted anxiety. So when my consumption starts to ramp up I have learned its time to take a break or force myself to scale it back. [/quote]

I think I’m one of these weird fuckers that caffeine has an opposite effect on as opposed to most people. The only reasons I really drink it now are a) it’s become a habit b) without it I get massive headaches in the afternoon so I drink it to feel normal c) I drank alcohol and did drugs every day for years. I quit everything, including smoking and Copenhagen and this is all I have left d) I like the taste.

I never really felt like I was the type, even when I started drinking it at 17 when I was working at Starbucks in high school, that got a “caffeine jolt”. When they train you there, you have to make every fucking drink they have so you know what to put in them. Over the course of three days (a total of 12 scheduled hours) I had finished a small size of every single drink on the menu. They didn’t have all the different shit they do now back then, but I had about a dozen frappuccinos, every type of mocha, latte, cappuccino, iced coffee, iced tea and coffee there. People were fucking shocked that I wasn’t bouncing all over the place. That’s when the store record for shots of espresso in 30 min. was brought up.

Just recently I tried those Red Lines for the first time ever. My friend said you aren’t supposed to drink more than half at a time. I laughed and slammed 3 to my face in 5 minutes. Half an hour later I was taking a nap on the couch. And I routinely drink coffee at night and fall asleep at a normal time.

I never really fucked with barbituates back in the day, but something tells me that I probably would have zero tolerance for that stuff, as some sort of countermeasure for my high tolerance of caffeine.

I agree Push, I think this is very individual among people. Some people get wired on tea, fucking TEA of all things, and others drink coffee like water and feel no effect of being amped.

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]DJS wrote:
I love coffee but I think i am sensitive to caffeine. The opposite to DB Cooper. Too much causes me unwanted anxiety. So when my consumption starts to ramp up I have learned its time to take a break or force myself to scale it back. [/quote]

I think I’m one of these weird fuckers that caffeine has an opposite effect on as opposed to most people. The only reasons I really drink it now are a) it’s become a habit b) without it I get massive headaches in the afternoon so I drink it to feel normal c) I drank alcohol and did drugs every day for years. I quit everything, including smoking and Copenhagen and this is all I have left d) I like the taste.

I never really felt like I was the type, even when I started drinking it at 17 when I was working at Starbucks in high school, that got a “caffeine jolt”. When they train you there, you have to make every fucking drink they have so you know what to put in them. Over the course of three days (a total of 12 scheduled hours) I had finished a small size of every single drink on the menu. They didn’t have all the different shit they do now back then, but I had about a dozen frappuccinos, every type of mocha, latte, cappuccino, iced coffee, iced tea and coffee there. People were fucking shocked that I wasn’t bouncing all over the place. That’s when the store record for shots of espresso in 30 min. was brought up.

Just recently I tried those Red Lines for the first time ever. My friend said you aren’t supposed to drink more than half at a time. I laughed and slammed 3 to my face in 5 minutes. Half an hour later I was taking a nap on the couch. And I routinely drink coffee at night and fall asleep at a normal time.

I never really fucked with barbituates back in the day, but something tells me that I probably would have zero tolerance for that stuff, as some sort of countermeasure for my high tolerance of caffeine.[/quote]

Maybe you’re lacking an enzyme that causes caffeine to do its thing. I’ve read about it before.

Just did a quick google search but couldn’t find it.[/quote]

I am almost the same way. I remember when caffeine would affect me (back when I was drinking 2-3 Rockstars 3-5 days a week early years of college) but now I can still pass out. Sometimes, I stay up if I drink caffeine late, but I’m NOT wired, just feel irritable.

It is an enzyme. I have to find the article. And I think Berardi once wrote about it, too.

On coffee…

I like different coffee drinks for different occasions. I love Viet iced coffee with condensed milk during the day and after a meal. I love Turkish coffee (made in an ibrik!) with a touch of cardamon and a slice of good baklava if I’m chilling with a friend and sitting outside. Also good after a meal.

For just straight coffee, I love it black, and I’ve had Kona once but don’t remember whether I liked it. I recently had Ethiopian Harrar from Coffee Fool (awesome web site, fresh beans ground anyway you want) and it was amazing.

The best coffee I’ve had, period, was Mehmet Efendi Turkish coffee. It smells divine. A friend brought some back from a business trip to Istanbul and I could love the package in the kitchen for 30 minutes and smell it anywhere on the first floor. Unbelievable stuff.

Always lie to customs and tell them the beans are roasted. Otherwise, they either throw it away or tear it open and expose the beans to air. Motherfuckers.

Oh, and I’m also a tea drinker, loose leaf Ahmad tea is very good. A samovar is necesary but I have an electric kettle. Proper tea, served in a tea cup with saucer and saffron rock candy.

I remember going hunting one night with cousins overseas. The prairie land we were on was freezing cold at night and we had a single gas burner that we used to brew some tea. You could probably only see the light from the burner and a few lit cigarettes if you were surveying the land from a distance through binoculars.

I’ll look for a picture of some 4-6 foot samovars at a tea/hooka house. Really amazing.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]DJS wrote:
I love coffee but I think i am sensitive to caffeine. The opposite to DB Cooper. Too much causes me unwanted anxiety. So when my consumption starts to ramp up I have learned its time to take a break or force myself to scale it back. [/quote]

I think I’m one of these weird fuckers that caffeine has an opposite effect on as opposed to most people. The only reasons I really drink it now are a) it’s become a habit b) without it I get massive headaches in the afternoon so I drink it to feel normal c) I drank alcohol and did drugs every day for years. I quit everything, including smoking and Copenhagen and this is all I have left d) I like the taste.

I never really felt like I was the type, even when I started drinking it at 17 when I was working at Starbucks in high school, that got a “caffeine jolt”. When they train you there, you have to make every fucking drink they have so you know what to put in them. Over the course of three days (a total of 12 scheduled hours) I had finished a small size of every single drink on the menu. They didn’t have all the different shit they do now back then, but I had about a dozen frappuccinos, every type of mocha, latte, cappuccino, iced coffee, iced tea and coffee there. People were fucking shocked that I wasn’t bouncing all over the place. That’s when the store record for shots of espresso in 30 min. was brought up.

Just recently I tried those Red Lines for the first time ever. My friend said you aren’t supposed to drink more than half at a time. I laughed and slammed 3 to my face in 5 minutes. Half an hour later I was taking a nap on the couch. And I routinely drink coffee at night and fall asleep at a normal time.

I never really fucked with barbituates back in the day, but something tells me that I probably would have zero tolerance for that stuff, as some sort of countermeasure for my high tolerance of caffeine.[/quote]

Clearly you have a lack of adenosine receptors. It could be from years of drug abuse, although there is little scientific evidence to back this up, or it could be that you are a freak. Your posting history here suggests that you are a freak.

[quote]Wambat wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]DJS wrote:
I love coffee but I think i am sensitive to caffeine. The opposite to DB Cooper. Too much causes me unwanted anxiety. So when my consumption starts to ramp up I have learned its time to take a break or force myself to scale it back. [/quote]

I think I’m one of these weird fuckers that caffeine has an opposite effect on as opposed to most people. The only reasons I really drink it now are a) it’s become a habit b) without it I get massive headaches in the afternoon so I drink it to feel normal c) I drank alcohol and did drugs every day for years. I quit everything, including smoking and Copenhagen and this is all I have left d) I like the taste.

I never really felt like I was the type, even when I started drinking it at 17 when I was working at Starbucks in high school, that got a “caffeine jolt”. When they train you there, you have to make every fucking drink they have so you know what to put in them. Over the course of three days (a total of 12 scheduled hours) I had finished a small size of every single drink on the menu. They didn’t have all the different shit they do now back then, but I had about a dozen frappuccinos, every type of mocha, latte, cappuccino, iced coffee, iced tea and coffee there. People were fucking shocked that I wasn’t bouncing all over the place. That’s when the store record for shots of espresso in 30 min. was brought up.

Just recently I tried those Red Lines for the first time ever. My friend said you aren’t supposed to drink more than half at a time. I laughed and slammed 3 to my face in 5 minutes. Half an hour later I was taking a nap on the couch. And I routinely drink coffee at night and fall asleep at a normal time.

I never really fucked with barbituates back in the day, but something tells me that I probably would have zero tolerance for that stuff, as some sort of countermeasure for my high tolerance of caffeine.[/quote]

Clearly you have a lack of adenosine receptors. It could be from years of drug abuse, although there is little scientific evidence to back this up, or it could be that you are a freak. Your posting history here suggests that you are a freak.
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6 posts and you’re calling me a freak huh?

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]DJS wrote:
I love coffee but I think i am sensitive to caffeine. The opposite to DB Cooper. Too much causes me unwanted anxiety. So when my consumption starts to ramp up I have learned its time to take a break or force myself to scale it back. [/quote]

I think I’m one of these weird fuckers that caffeine has an opposite effect on as opposed to most people. The only reasons I really drink it now are a) it’s become a habit b) without it I get massive headaches in the afternoon so I drink it to feel normal c) I drank alcohol and did drugs every day for years. I quit everything, including smoking and Copenhagen and this is all I have left d) I like the taste.

I never really felt like I was the type, even when I started drinking it at 17 when I was working at Starbucks in high school, that got a “caffeine jolt”. When they train you there, you have to make every fucking drink they have so you know what to put in them. Over the course of three days (a total of 12 scheduled hours) I had finished a small size of every single drink on the menu. They didn’t have all the different shit they do now back then, but I had about a dozen frappuccinos, every type of mocha, latte, cappuccino, iced coffee, iced tea and coffee there. People were fucking shocked that I wasn’t bouncing all over the place. That’s when the store record for shots of espresso in 30 min. was brought up.

Just recently I tried those Red Lines for the first time ever. My friend said you aren’t supposed to drink more than half at a time. I laughed and slammed 3 to my face in 5 minutes. Half an hour later I was taking a nap on the couch. And I routinely drink coffee at night and fall asleep at a normal time.

I never really fucked with barbituates back in the day, but something tells me that I probably would have zero tolerance for that stuff, as some sort of countermeasure for my high tolerance of caffeine.[/quote]

I think it’s just an effect of exposure. Just like medications lose efficiency over time as the body adapts to them, the body can handle increasing amounts of caffeine over time. I used to be able to drink a 2 liter of pop or three energy drinks in one sitting and go to bed easily. Fast forward to recently when I have pretty much avoided caffeine in most forms for a year or so, a couple cups of coffee can keep me up for a couple hours, I seemed to lose my resistance to caffeine’s effects.

Enjoying Coffee + Captain (Private Stock) at the moment.

I’ve named it Starloco.

Anybody had that “Aspen Select Texas Pecan” coffee? It SOUNDS good (Anything with “Texas” or “Pecan” has to be good) but im not sure if Id want to spend money on a big ol’ bag of coffee only for it to taste like a big of bag ol’ crap.

Stay away from Kopi Luwak everyone, it’s monkey shit, literally. Apparently the droppings of monkeys in Indonesia are prized by some people.

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Stay away from Kopi Luwak everyone, it’s monkey shit, literally. Apparently the droppings of monkeys in Indonesia are prized by some people. [/quote]
Lemur actually.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Wambat wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]DJS wrote:
I love coffee but I think i am sensitive to caffeine. The opposite to DB Cooper. Too much causes me unwanted anxiety. So when my consumption starts to ramp up I have learned its time to take a break or force myself to scale it back. [/quote]

I think I’m one of these weird fuckers that caffeine has an opposite effect on as opposed to most people. The only reasons I really drink it now are a) it’s become a habit b) without it I get massive headaches in the afternoon so I drink it to feel normal c) I drank alcohol and did drugs every day for years. I quit everything, including smoking and Copenhagen and this is all I have left d) I like the taste.

I never really felt like I was the type, even when I started drinking it at 17 when I was working at Starbucks in high school, that got a “caffeine jolt”. When they train you there, you have to make every fucking drink they have so you know what to put in them. Over the course of three days (a total of 12 scheduled hours) I had finished a small size of every single drink on the menu. They didn’t have all the different shit they do now back then, but I had about a dozen frappuccinos, every type of mocha, latte, cappuccino, iced coffee, iced tea and coffee there. People were fucking shocked that I wasn’t bouncing all over the place. That’s when the store record for shots of espresso in 30 min. was brought up.

Just recently I tried those Red Lines for the first time ever. My friend said you aren’t supposed to drink more than half at a time. I laughed and slammed 3 to my face in 5 minutes. Half an hour later I was taking a nap on the couch. And I routinely drink coffee at night and fall asleep at a normal time.

I never really fucked with barbituates back in the day, but something tells me that I probably would have zero tolerance for that stuff, as some sort of countermeasure for my high tolerance of caffeine.[/quote]

Clearly you have a lack of adenosine receptors. It could be from years of drug abuse, although there is little scientific evidence to back this up, or it could be that you are a freak. Your posting history here suggests that you are a freak.
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6 posts and you’re calling me a freak huh?[/quote]

DB but you are our Freak, knuckle bump brother.

[quote]Totenkopf wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Stay away from Kopi Luwak everyone, it’s monkey shit, literally. Apparently the droppings of monkeys in Indonesia are prized by some people. [/quote]
Lemur actually.[/quote]

Oh, well now it’s ok then.