Do Canadians Speak English?

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And Dirtbag is from Canada~

Win~

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And the lightbulb. Henry Woodward, a medical student at the University of Toronto. Patented. Ridiculed by his medical peers because he couldn’t find a medical application for it. Sold the patent 3 years later to, you know who…Thomas Alva Edison.

TNT

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“Canadians invented sex with women.”

  • Some Canuck earlier in this thread.
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[quote]dirtbag wrote:
So, What Do We Canadians Have To Be Proud Of?

  1. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin’ Donuts

[/quote]

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^^ aw c’mon…most everything beats Dunkin’ Donuts!

I’ve never even had a Krispy Kreme yet I know to say “Krispy Kreme” if anyone ever tells me that I can only choose one place for coffee and donuts for the rest of my life.

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[quote]dirtbag wrote:
So, What Do We Canadians Have To Be Proud Of?

  1. Smarties

  2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

  3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down,

and bigger balls.

  1. Baseball is Canadian –

    First game June 4, 1838

    Ingersoll, ON

  2. Lacrosse is Canadian

  3. Hockey is Canadian

  4. Basketball is Canadian

  5. Apple pie is Canadian

  6. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers

  7. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin’ Donuts

  8. In the war of 1812, started by America,

Canadians pushed the Americans back past

their White House.  Then we burned it, and

 most of Washington.  We got bored because

they ran away. Then, we came home

and partied… Go figure.

  1. Canada has the largest French population
that never surrendered to Germany.

  1. We have the largest English population that

    never ever surrendered or withdrew during

    any war to anyone, anywhere… EVER.

(We got clobbered in the odd battle

but prevailed in ALL the wars.)

  1. Our civil war was fought in a bar and

    lasted a little over an hour.

  2. The only person who was arrested in our

    civil war was an American mercenary;

    he slept in and missed the whole thing.

    He showed up just in time to get caught.

  3. A Canadian invented Standard Time.

  4. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned

    over 10% of the earth’s surface and is still

    around as the world’s oldest company.

  5. The average dog sled team can kill and

devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
(That's more information than I need!)

  1. We know what to do with the parts of a buffalo.

  2. We don’t marry our kin-folk…

  3. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro,

    zippers, insulin, penicillin and the telephone.

Also short wave radios that save countless

lives each year…

  1. We ALL have frozen our tongues to

    something metal and lived to tell about it.

  2. A Canadian invented Superman.

  3. We have coloured money.

  4. Our beer advertisements kick ass

{Incidently....so does our beer!}

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

The handles on our beer cases are big enough

to fit your hands with mitts on.

OOOoohhhhh…Canada!!

Oh yeah… And our elections only take one day.

Copy and pasted from a email I have.[/quote]

  1. Bleh

  2. And your players are smaller and somehow still slower.

  3. Which incidentally was the last time Canada supported a baseball team. (Christ I had to google to see if the Bluejays were still in Toronto).

  4. Indians invented lacrosse.

  5. Okay yeah Hockey is okay.

  6. Nope, Naismith reaized nothing good could be done surrounded by seals and moved to the US, where he both invent basketball and became a US citizen so he could stop spending loonies.

  7. Apple Pie dated to teh middle ages but then you had to kill a serf for the filling, and we all know Canadians won’t kill anything.

  8. “Mr. Dress-Up”? Is there anyway this isn’t part of NAMBLA somehow?

  9. Krispy Kreme> all

  10. Who doesn’t want to burn down the White House?

  11. Thats not a point in your favor.

  12. Who are you kidding, you guys couldn’t even beat your Indians.

  13. Thats not a civil war, thats speed dating.

  14. Thats because he was the only dangerous person in the whole country.

  15. And we’ll make you pay for it too.

  16. Yeah, yeah and Montreal used to have a baseball team.

  17. The average gator can kill and eat a dog sled team in 3 minutes.

  18. Yes but its a felony.

  19. Explain Nova Scotia

Now somebody hand me a Molson, damn dirty snow hippies.

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After a while over here in Taiwan I really do miss Canadian beer. No microbrew either…good ol’ Molson or Labatts.

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“Snow Hippies”

Fucking Epic!!!

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LOL @ snow hippies