lurking? Not lurking, pissing on your American Parade in all my glory.
was that too much? lol. (how canadian of me. double lol)
[quote]nlmain wrote:
lurking? Not lurking, pissing on your American Parade in all my glory.
was that too much? lol. (how canadian of me. double lol)[/quote]
I looooooove your glory!!!
(thought CAnadians were polite…my mistake~)
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]majik wrote:
oh and just for the record prostitution is now decriminalized here in Ontario… so, just letting all you non ontario peoples know.[/quote]
So marriage was illegal in Ontario?
should’ve kept it that way~[/quote]
nah, anyone can marry almost anything here. It was done so Johns can be reported for abuse.
[quote]majik wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]majik wrote:
oh and just for the record prostitution is now decriminalized here in Ontario… so, just letting all you non ontario peoples know.[/quote]
So marriage was illegal in Ontario?
should’ve kept it that way~[/quote]
nah, anyone can marry almost anything here. It was done so Johns can be reported for abuse.[/quote]
Isn’t that why you pay them?
what is this world coming to?
So…whats the going price for a full service there…In American dollars, not that monopoly money ya’all have?
anywhere from $160 an hour to $300, depending on the quality of girl. AND since the canadian dollar is almost par, yeah same in both currencies.
[quote]majik wrote:
anywhere from $160 an hour to $300, depending on the quality of girl. AND since the canadian dollar is almost par, yeah same in both currencies.
EDIT: wives will run you even more, way more… for those head to russia.[/quote]
True - then try to bankrupt you in the end~
[quote]print wrote:
The Canadian women that post on here are some of the hottest, sexiest, kinkiest, women, period. [/quote]
So true!
[quote]josh86 wrote:
[quote]print wrote:
The Canadian women that post on here are some of the hottest, sexiest, kinkiest, women, period. [/quote]
So true![/quote]
I have an idea! Lets trade their women for our '09ers!
Aw fuck Kerley I love you but I gotta soft spot for our military…wait and let me find some of the Canada Post Heritage Moments and when you watch them you’ll get something in your eye.
The great thing is this video is only about Canadian soldiers from Winnipeg. That’s how butt-rapingly awesome we are…even Winnipeg (my hometown) puts out more hardcore bastards than most.
Tommy Prince is the only non-American to be awarded the Silver Star.
The guy in the bomber at the end was Andrew Mynarski…I’m proud to say I went to Andrew Mynarski Junior High School.
The guy that was stuck in the rear turret that Mynarski couldn’t get out…his sister went to my church. I knew her personally.
And Vimy Ridge where Canadian s took in one day what the French couldn’t do in a year!
[quote]Nards wrote:
And Vimy Ridge where Canadian s took in one day what the French couldn’t do in a year![/quote]
That one shouldn’t count. The French couldn’t take or defend anything for a year.
Nice, Nards! I like to joke about our military too but in actuality we kicked an unbelievable amount of ass in WW1 and WW2.
Heritage Canada commercials are hilarious. Here are a few great ones
- YouTube (fucking Americans, not much different 100 years later! LOL)
- YouTube (This one kind of implies that Canada was a safe haven to slaves, but really we owned tons of them!)
- YouTube (I’m going to hell, but I always found this one hilarious)
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
- YouTube (I’m going to hell, but I always found this one hilarious)
[/quote]
You are going to hell! That wasn’t hilarious at all! 
[quote]debraD wrote:
You are going to hell! That wasn’t hilarious at all! :P[/quote]
But in a completely more accurate way, it is!
I thought I was watching a deadwood clip at first, actually.
The greatest Canadian export, it might be cheesy but dam I love this show.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
You are going to hell! That wasn’t hilarious at all! :P[/quote]
But in a completely more accurate way, it is!
[/quote]
They shouldn’t have had the explosion in the middle of a sentence…that did make it funny.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Thanks to the British North America act of 1867 Canada is only allowed to have beautiful women that are just nuts in bed and smart to boot.
This doesn’t include my dear ol’ mom…she’s Scottish.[/quote]
…that’s not what I heard…
So, What Do We Canadians Have To Be Proud Of?
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Smarties
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Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
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The size of our footballs fields, one less down,
and bigger balls.
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Baseball is Canadian –
First game June 4, 1838
Ingersoll, ON
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Lacrosse is Canadian
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Hockey is Canadian
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Basketball is Canadian
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Apple pie is Canadian
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Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers
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Tim Hortons beats Dunkin’ Donuts
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In the war of 1812, started by America,
Canadians pushed the Americans back past
their White House. Then we burned it, and
most of Washington. We got bored because
they ran away. Then, we came home
and partied… Go figure.
- Canada has the largest French population
that never surrendered to Germany.
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We have the largest English population that
never ever surrendered or withdrew during
any war to anyone, anywhere… EVER.
(We got clobbered in the odd battle
but prevailed in ALL the wars.)
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Our civil war was fought in a bar and
lasted a little over an hour.
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The only person who was arrested in our
civil war was an American mercenary;
he slept in and missed the whole thing.
He showed up just in time to get caught.
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A Canadian invented Standard Time.
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The Hudsons Bay Company once owned
over 10% of the earth’s surface and is still
around as the world’s oldest company.
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The average dog sled team can kill and
devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
(That's more information than I need!)
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We know what to do with the parts of a buffalo.
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We don’t marry our kin-folk…
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We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro,
zippers, insulin, penicillin and the telephone.
Also short wave radios that save countless
lives each year…
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We ALL have frozen our tongues to
something metal and lived to tell about it.
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A Canadian invented Superman.
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We have coloured money.
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Our beer advertisements kick ass
{Incidently....so does our beer!}
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
The handles on our beer cases are big enough
to fit your hands with mitts on.
OOOoohhhhh…Canada!!
Oh yeah… And our elections only take one day.
Copy and pasted from a email I have.