[quote]Daniel-San wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Okay, so whats the deal with Mounties? Whats with the funny hats, horses and shit.
C’mon - Is this some joke or what?
You want the rest of the world to quit making fun of you, get rid of these guys.[/quote]
Seriously?
Then who would fight the atomic invaders???[/quote]
LOL! That’s freaking hilarious!
And it’s not spanish, it’s French, gang de caves!
Americans should have or soon should get the wonders of Trailer Park Boys.
This was one of my favourite Kids in the Hall sketches. The old man in the military antique store is priceless
Hell yes for Trailer Park Boys! That shit is awesome!
I’d like to be able to explain the mounties… but as a Canadian, I don’t get them either. I think they are like the british guards, for shit and what the hell were we thinking??? also they are just a country wide police force in funny hats.
the trailer park boys make me proud to be canadian…
As for canadians all being polite, we are but I got way more polite greetings when I was in Houston last week. I love that place, but the heat kills me.
Also the metric system, figure it out the rest of the world uses it.
Ha ha! PimpBot5000, I knew a couple of guys like Daryl, sorry, I mean Daryl.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Okay, so whats the deal with Mounties? Whats with the funny hats, horses and shit.
C’mon - Is this some joke or what?
You want the rest of the world to quit making fun of you, get rid of these guys.[/quote]
Actually its a silly front. A branch of the RCMP(Mounties) is responsible for more intelligence then MI5 and CIA put together. They were not even know of till the early 90’s when they made there presence known to the world and up till the 98 I think denied the existence of. Reason being is that Canada is a multicultural society. We had tons of Canadian Germans(and other ethic groups) spy for the Allies. Check the records in the 2nd world war. We also had an active part in the cold war. Remember the best spies are the ones you didn’t know where there or even had a presence.
Could care less what language they speak, as long as they use the universal language of “ooohhooo” “Mmmm” “feels good” “harder, faster, deeper” “pound me”… especially w/a little French accent.
The Canadian women that post on here are some of the hottest, sexiest, kinkiest, women, period.
Thanks to the British North America act of 1867 Canada is only allowed to have beautiful women that are just nuts in bed and smart to boot.
This doesn’t include my dear ol’ mom…she’s Scottish.
[quote]dirtbag wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Okay, so whats the deal with Mounties? Whats with the funny hats, horses and shit.
C’mon - Is this some joke or what?
You want the rest of the world to quit making fun of you, get rid of these guys.[/quote]
Actually its a silly front. A branch of the RCMP(Mounties) is responsible for more intelligence then MI5 and CIA put together. They were not even know of till the early 90’s when they made there presence known to the world and up till the 98 I think denied the existence of. Reason being is that Canada is a multicultural society. We had tons of Canadian Germans(and other ethic groups) spy for the Allies. Check the records in the 2nd world war. We also had an active part in the cold war. Remember the best spies are the ones you didn’t know where there or even had a presence. [/quote]
Sneaky fucking Canuks…
Glad they’re on our side…for now anyway.
@Majik: I like your last point. I wish the States would convert to the metric system. Makes more sense to me.
But to the Canadanians vs. the US argument, you gave us fucking Justine Bieber FFS! You can’t ever make up for that in this lifetime!
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
@Majik: I like your last point. I wish the States would convert to the metric system. Makes more sense to me.
But to the Canadanians vs. the US argument, you gave us fucking Justine Bieber FFS! You can’t ever make up for that in this lifetime![/quote]
Don’t blame us for that. It was Usher’s fault for giving him a deal. That shit is on you guys.
Everything I know about canada I learned from 2 sources, south park and the five iron frenzy song “oh, canada”.
“Welcome to Canada, it’s the Maple Leaf State.
Canada, oh Canada it’s great!
The people are nice and they speak French too.
If you don’t like it, man, you sniff glue.
The Great White North, their kilts are plaid,
Hosers take off, it’s not half bad.
I want to be where yaks can run free,
Where Royal Mounties can arrest me.
Let’s go to Canada, let’s leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.
They’ve got trees, and mooses, and sled dogs,
Lots of lumber, and lumberjacks, and logs!
We all think it’s kind of a drag,
That you have to go there to get milk in a bag.
They say “eh?” instead of “what?” or “duh?”
That’s the mighty power of Canada.
I want to be where lemmings run into the sea,
Where the marmosets can attack me.
Let’s go to Canada, let’s leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.
Please, please, explain to me,
How this all has come to be,
We forgot to mention something here.
Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen?
And Slurpees made from venison,
That’s deer.
Let’s go to Canada, let’s leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.”
So, what’s up with deer slurpees?
I ever saw so many Canucks until I went up to Old Orchard Beach in Maine. But they weren’t the cool kind…french speaking, awful taste in bikinis, hair I didn’t need to see. But some of the men were hot but I couldn’t understand them. Wait that might have been a good thing!
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Everything I know about canada I learned from 2 sources, south park and the five iron frenzy song “oh, canada”.
“Welcome to Canada, it’s the Maple Leaf State.
Canada, oh Canada it’s great!
The people are nice and they speak French too.
If you don’t like it, man, you sniff glue.
The Great White North, their kilts are plaid,
Hosers take off, it’s not half bad.
I want to be where yaks can run free,
Where Royal Mounties can arrest me.
Let’s go to Canada, let’s leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.
They’ve got trees, and mooses, and sled dogs,
Lots of lumber, and lumberjacks, and logs!
We all think it’s kind of a drag,
That you have to go there to get milk in a bag.
They say “eh?” instead of “what?” or “duh?”
That’s the mighty power of Canada.
I want to be where lemmings run into the sea,
Where the marmosets can attack me.
Let’s go to Canada, let’s leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.
Please, please, explain to me,
How this all has come to be,
We forgot to mention something here.
Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen?
And Slurpees made from venison,
That’s deer.
Let’s go to Canada, let’s leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.”
So, what’s up with deer slurpees?[/quote]
Awesome–I’m a huge Five Iron Fan
Milk in a Bag
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
I ever saw so many Canucks until I went up to Old Orchard Beach in Maine. But they weren’t the cool kind…french speaking, awful taste in bikinis, hair I didn’t need to see. But some of the men were hot but I couldn’t understand them. Wait that might have been a good thing![/quote]
I met a PILE of Canadians when I went to Mexico one February…I was there for 5 days and most of them were on their 2nd week of partying and hanging in the sunshine. They were cool and partied their asses off. Most of the men were named Gee, for some reason.
AND - here I am, from sunny Cali - white as a sheet, and they’re from the frozen tundra and were dark as the natives.
Still had fun tho-
[quote]kothreat wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
But to the Canadanians vs. the US argument, you gave us fucking Justine Bieber FFS! You can’t ever make up for that in this lifetime![/quote]
Don’t blame us for that. It was Usher’s fault for giving him a deal. That shit is on you guys. [/quote]
OK, we shoulder part of the blame for this mess but if it weren’t for Canada regurgitating his ass out in the first place, there wouldn’t be a Bieber for Usher to sign.
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]kothreat wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
But to the Canadanians vs. the US argument, you gave us fucking Justine Bieber FFS! You can’t ever make up for that in this lifetime![/quote]
Don’t blame us for that. It was Usher’s fault for giving him a deal. That shit is on you guys. [/quote]
OK, we shoulder part of the blame for this mess but if it weren’t for Canada regurgitating his ass out in the first place, there wouldn’t be a Bieber for Usher to sign.[/quote]
I might be wrong, but I’m pretty sure she was discovered through youtube. No youtube, probably no Bieber. Who’s fault is you tube? I’m putting the full blame on America.
She may be Canadian, but without America none of this would have happened.
I wonder what would need to be done to get this thread on page 1 of a google Justin Bieber search.
Even if Usher hadn’t “discovered” Justine, some other asshat somewhere would have. And if there were no youtube he might have been discovered on some other video hosting site. We could sit here and argue “eggs before chickens” but Canada not producing him in the first place would have nipped it in the bud.
