[quote]kothreat wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]kothreat wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
And what is the deal with ‘Boxing Day’?[/quote]
Boxing day is best, man, it’s best. Cheap shit all over the place. Want a free tv for walking into a store, it’s yours. How about a 2 dollar fridge? You betcha. [/quote]
So its like LA riots day? [/quote]
Except everyone queues all nice and tidy and the Timmies is plentiful.
[/quote]
(WTF?)
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]kothreat wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]kothreat wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
And what is the deal with ‘Boxing Day’?[/quote]
Boxing day is best, man, it’s best. Cheap shit all over the place. Want a free tv for walking into a store, it’s yours. How about a 2 dollar fridge? You betcha. [/quote]
So its like LA riots day? [/quote]
Except everyone queues all nice and tidy and the Timmies is plentiful.
[/quote]
(WTF?)[/quote]
Thats Canuck. And I dont fucking understand it either.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]kothreat wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]kothreat wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
And what is the deal with ‘Boxing Day’?[/quote]
Boxing day is best, man, it’s best. Cheap shit all over the place. Want a free tv for walking into a store, it’s yours. How about a 2 dollar fridge? You betcha. [/quote]
So its like LA riots day? [/quote]
Except everyone queues all nice and tidy and the Timmies is plentiful.
[/quote]
(WTF?)[/quote]
?
Timmies is our ver of legal crack. I believe “yall” have star bucks.
Bastards come over the border and poach our wood and moose!
Kudos for Sleeman’s beer, eh?
Sleemans Honey Brown mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
This is Canada’s most famous redneck. His farm is 20 mins from my place. He is seriously disturbed
The average Canadian has spilled more beer than the hardest drinking German has ever drunk.
And that’s the women and children. The men never spill.
My first night out in Canada I met up with some of my girls friends who were super wasted and one proceeded totell me that wanting to live in America is a horrible life goal to have lol. The other puked tons of purple/red shit all over his jacket and down the side of my girls car. Awesome start to the evening lol
Then we went to a bar where we met a group of dudes fucked up as hell on MDMA and alcohol. Who asked us all kinds of hilarious questions and one of the dudes introduced himself to us like 3 or 4 times.
[quote]josh86 wrote:
My first night out in Canada I met up with some of my girls friends who were super wasted and one proceeded totell me that wanting to live in America is a horrible life goal to have lol. The other puked tons of purple/red shit all over his jacket and down the side of my girls car. Awesome start to the evening lol
Then we went to a bar where we met a group of dudes fucked up as hell on MDMA and alcohol. Who asked us all kinds of hilarious questions and one of the dudes introduced himself to us like 3 or 4 times.
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Sounds like you came to my city lol
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
When addressing someone we end every sentence with “buddy”, “guy”, or “friend”. The “eh” stereotype is also completely legit and any Canadian who denies it is a traitor or embarrassed by his lumberjack heritage.
I’m willing to field any more Canada questions and answer them in a hilarious, yet informative way.[/quote]
YOU’RE NOT MY BUDDY, GUY! YOU’RE NOT MY GUY, FRIEND! YOU’RE NOT MY FRIEND, BUDDY!
[quote]ilr614 wrote:
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
When addressing someone we end every sentence with “buddy”, “guy”, or “friend”. The “eh” stereotype is also completely legit and any Canadian who denies it is a traitor or embarrassed by his lumberjack heritage.
I’m willing to field any more Canada questions and answer them in a hilarious, yet informative way.[/quote]
YOU’RE NOT MY BUDDY, GUY! YOU’RE NOT MY GUY, FRIEND! YOU’RE NOT MY FRIEND, BUDDY![/quote]
Everything I know aboot Canada was learned from watching “Kids In the Hall”.
Not sure what they are saying, but it is funny.
[quote]nlmain wrote:
only hair issue I got is which shampoo should I buy.
only rule in plumbing is don’t pee on the igloo. it attracts de bears.[/quote]
I thought that’s how you mark your territory?
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Another question…
Why does Hawaiian pizza have pineapple and Canadian bacon?
And why call it bacon when it is clearly of the ham variety?[/quote]
Ironically, the first time I ever heard of Canadian bacon was from an American. Most of the time we have bacon in strips like you guys.
We also call Canaidan bacon “back bacon” up here.
Hawaiian pizzas up here have ham and pineapple - so that makes a bit more sense.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Everything I know aboot Canada was learned from watching “Kids In the Hall”.
Not sure what they are saying, but it is funny.
[/quote]
What a great show that was.
Okay, so whats the deal with Mounties? Whats with the funny hats, horses and shit.
C’mon - Is this some joke or what?
You want the rest of the world to quit making fun of you, get rid of these guys.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Okay, so whats the deal with Mounties? Whats with the funny hats, horses and shit.
C’mon - Is this some joke or what?
You want the rest of the world to quit making fun of you, get rid of these guys.[/quote]
Seriously?
Then who would fight the atomic invaders???
[quote]Daniel-San wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Okay, so whats the deal with Mounties? Whats with the funny hats, horses and shit.
C’mon - Is this some joke or what?
You want the rest of the world to quit making fun of you, get rid of these guys.[/quote]
Seriously?
Then who would fight the atomic invaders???[/quote]
Well,yeah…there is that.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Everything I know aboot Canada was learned from watching “Kids In the Hall”.
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Everything I know about duct tape was learned from Red Green.
