A few nights ago one of my friends (a cop) turned 25, so we went out to celebrate. For the most part we all had a good time, got fairly toasted, and I even met a very sexy young lady:-)
However at one point during the evening, I noticed a bouncer come over to one of my friends and seem to kinda seperate him from somebody else then give him a little lecture. By the time I could make it over to him through the crowded dance floor the bouncer was gone and everything was cool… I thought. I noticed a couple of dickjaws giving me the shit eye a few times during the night but no more than usual. Anyway, last call came an went. We all did one last birthday shot for my buddy, I got sexy girls #, it turned out to be nice night…I thought.
As we’re all walking to our cars, my friend who had the brief altercation inside noticed the guy he had words with. “Hey it’s the guy from inside”, he said in as non-threatening a tone as possible. “You wanna say something?” the angry guy replied while simultaneously throwing a VERY solid punch right into my unsuspecting friends face, splitting his upper lip all the way to his nosrtil. Now I saw this and while I was definitely less than happy, I figured 2 things.
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If this guy hits my friend while he’s down after sneaking him, I’m jumping in.
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If he lets my friend get up and they wanna shoot it out, then that’s fine.
Clearly the alcohol and kisses from sexy girl had me intoxicated to think that it would be that simple. In a matter of seconds I’m watching a good 3-4 guys take turns running up on my frined (who is hanging on to his original assalant with one hand and swinging with the other) and cracking him in the head.
Now I’m hope to fucking god that anyone reading this is saying, “WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOUR FRIENDS?” Well lets see, our cop friend was trying to break it up but only by saying he’s cop and to STOP! Didn’t work. Another “friend” was NOWHERE TO BE FOUND! Which left moi and one other guy, who stood there frozen as though he had never thrown a punch at another man in his life. FUCK!
Well, I did what any real friend would do. Got a running start and burried a disgusting crossover side kick right into one of the attackers ribs, sending his ass skimming across the blacktop to where he lay there wriggling around like a little fucking worm in the hot noon sun. As I proceded to stomp this worm, numerous blows rained on the back of my head. I got into it with another guy and worm boy was dragged off by his friends (so I was told) and put in a car that left quickly. Luckily, my friend was now back on his feet and only fighting the orginal guy who hit him. Even more luckily, the guy I was having it out with and I came to an agreement that neither of us wanted to fight anymore as we could both hear the cops comming.
In the end, my friend and three other guys got locked up for the night. Ironically, I had to sit with the other guys I was fighting with (-1) and wait to get our friends out of jail. Both sides agree that nobody even knows what the fight was about, and that as far as we’re concerned it’s done. Now how’s that for fucking idiotic?
