Disgusting Culinary Habits

Don’t you people have taste buds???

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Don’t you people have taste buds???

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Of course! I gave myself a real quality treat today, with a myriad of extraordinary and exotic flavors, cornucopia of food styles, and a medley of consistencies all mixed into one concoction. I give you, my grand feast:

  • 8 oz ground turkey
  • 1 cup brown rice
  • Salt and Pepper

BAM! Talk about sensory overload.

^When you say pepper you are referring to the ground fruit of the flowering vine “piper nigrum” imported from exotic India I would presume.

Pep…per?

[quote]K-Man32 wrote:
I just ate a 1.5lb bag of crab meat plain with a glass of water.

Ground turkey is atrocious.[/quote]

A bag of Crab meat with cayenne pepper is a gourmet meal in my house.

I’ll eat a romaine heart or two in one sitting if I can dip it in olive oil/vinegar/Lawry’s seasoning salt.

beer bonging a dozen raw eggs is a good party trick

[quote]eyegainweightbig wrote:
Ok, I realize that making food simply is convenient. But how the heck do you guys even eat it?

For example, I have to keep switching up the taste. I get sick of the same food after a couple of days, and it takes longer and longer to eat. I don;t like sitting at the table for an hour to eat bland food.

This whole thread is freaking hilarious :slight_smile: I totally agree! I wish I could eat a meal more than once but I get sick of it instantly! I prefer to DINE and not EAT so that is part of my problem. Therefore… I cook and a lot. I will say though that cooking takes a lot of time and that is probably why people wind up doing these disgusting things mentioned above. :slight_smile:

Healthy Cooking class at my house anyone?

[quote]Catnip wrote:
This whole thread is freaking hilarious :slight_smile: I totally agree! I wish I could eat a meal more than once but I get sick of it instantly! I prefer to DINE and not EAT so that is part of my problem. Therefore… I cook and a lot. I will say though that cooking takes a lot of time and that is probably why people wind up doing these disgusting things mentioned above. :slight_smile:

Healthy Cooking class at my house anyone?[/quote]

I’ve got to say, personally, while you guys see them as disgusting habits (I guess) I wouldn’t eat any kind of food that I don’t enjoy eating. If I can just eat a shit load of rice and a shit load of meat, with the same results, why bother with the extra hassle?

You say you cook a lot, I cook very, very little and have no motivation to do so. I might have to cook once, maybe twice a day, tops. I guess, to be fair, I also really don’t enjoy cooking at all. It’s hot, I sweat enough already, and I just want to eat dammit. lol

I remember the questions I got when I moved in with the last roommates I had the first time I came home after a workout and started eating a straight pound of ground beef. “No Hamburger Helper or anything?” (lol,) etc. It just wasn’t foreign to me at all, though.

Black pudding mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

edit: Oops I re-read OP and I misunderstood. I eat a few cups of raw spinach no dressing every day.

I fucking hate cooking with a passion so I stick to foods that taste good without having to do anything to them besides plain cook them. So basically steak & fish. I eat either steak or fish with potatoes & veg for dinner probably every day.
Steak takes 6 minutes to fry, fish (herring, macrell) literally takes 90 seconds on the frying pan and tastes epic, cheap too.

Edit: ^^and you have a nice ass.

[quote]SSC wrote:

[quote]Catnip wrote:
This whole thread is freaking hilarious :slight_smile: I totally agree! I wish I could eat a meal more than once but I get sick of it instantly! I prefer to DINE and not EAT so that is part of my problem. Therefore… I cook and a lot. I will say though that cooking takes a lot of time and that is probably why people wind up doing these disgusting things mentioned above. :slight_smile:

Healthy Cooking class at my house anyone?[/quote]

I’ve got to say, personally, while you guys see them as disgusting habits (I guess) I wouldn’t eat any kind of food that I don’t enjoy eating. If I can just eat a shit load of rice and a shit load of meat, with the same results, why bother with the extra hassle?

You say you cook a lot, I cook very, very little and have no motivation to do so. I might have to cook once, maybe twice a day, tops. I guess, to be fair, I also really don’t enjoy cooking at all. It’s hot, I sweat enough already, and I just want to eat dammit. lol

I remember the questions I got when I moved in with the last roommates I had the first time I came home after a workout and started eating a straight pound of ground beef. “No Hamburger Helper or anything?” (lol,) etc. It just wasn’t foreign to me at all, though.[/quote]

Same here, I just happen to really like the taste and consistency of ground turkey. I got used to eating rice with absolutely nothing on it, to the point where it’s enjoyable. Just how I do.

[quote]supa power wrote:

Edit: ^^and you have a nice ass.[/quote]

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[quote]Hallowed wrote:
I absolutely avoid food that tastes very good. ABSOLUTELY. I’m not talking about dinner out ocasionally, thats all well and good. But day to day I don’t try to make my food taste very good. I mean half the time when I’m done eating I’m RELIEVED instead of looking for more.

I eat alot of cottage cheese and ground meat. Like, just plain ground turkey breast. Eat your 110g of that and you are so damn happy to be finished. To get my protein and carbs I have eaten cottage cheese on corn tortillas vomit

Whatev![/quote]

I can’t tell if your serious or not.

[quote]supa power wrote:

Edit: ^^and you have a nice ass.[/quote]

I’m going to have to agree here. While I find the whole T-Vixen idolatry hilarious and somewhat pathetic in general, that really is an exceptional backyard you’re sporting there. Wow!