when you think it’s just a fart and it turns into a shart…Diarrea, diarrhea!
when wiping just won’t do and you have to shower off the poo…Diarrea, diarrhea!
when the swine flu gets set in and it fills up your Depends…Diarrea, diarrhea!
Shoots out your bum like a bullet from a gun. Diarrhea, diarrhea!
Runs down your leg like a ton of srambled egg. Diarrhea, diarrhea!
Plows down the drain like an inter-city train. Diarrhea, diarrhea!
that song must have been started by a british person
When the coach smacks your ass and recoils real fast… Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re running a race and the competition quits in midrace… Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re sittin on the john/ and the toilet papers gone/ Be a man/ use your hand.
When you’re sliding into home and your shorts are full of foam … Diarrhea, diarrhea!
This was painful to search while eating.
[quote]Nate112 wrote:
This was painful to search while eating.[/quote]
LMFAO
That’s so uncalled for.