Being that I’m in my early 30s, if any of you want to trade in some of those “sex shy” hardbodied 20 year olds for a bunch of older “experienced” women, please, please, please PM me and we’ll arrainge a time and place.
That’s a dude? No way. Gotta be post-op.
SmileCreator, you’re on.
Let’s go to this dude’s restaurant, get really drunk and…get a stripper.
Observation I made from that photo: how this “guy” is noticeably fatter and curvier than many of the H-Town women who eat his “food”.
Uh, still would rather have a steak :-))
I’m sorry but Demi is a babe. Plastic but fantastic. Yay for bad rhymes! I don’t think she looks weak. She looks good. That food guy is a complete fucktard though!!! He need a dickpunch!!! Pow pow pow!!! 
Sounds like I used to chase older men for the same reasons guys chase older women. Although after high school, it was no longer some sort of status symbol and it kinda seems like the older woman is still something of one.
As I near 30, it’s pretty strange that the older guys I used to want don’t appeal anymore. They’ve become lazy, out-of-shape, stick-in-the-muds - albeit they are still (generally) more intelligent and better materially/financially situated, but that’s not as important as it once was. Now that I’ve taken care of the material things for myself and just want to have some fun and enjoy life. Finding a man that’s still got the fire in his belly (or loins for that matter) and takes care of himself is a damn hard thing to do in the 35-45+ crowd. Quite the catch if you find one.
CMC: Thanks, hon! I think I’m hotter than they were, too… 
DanceInstructor: Yup, they’s all bitches an’ 'ho’s…or something like that. I don’t know if it was the competition aspect or if age did play a factor. Still was something of an ego boost to have the young hotties paying more attention to us than to the other chicks.
JaredNFS: [quote]“I think it’s much sexier for a woman who’s 40 to look awesome than a woman who’s 20. It shows that it’s not just makeup and the metabolism of a young body, but a serious beauty who knows how to take care of herself. Being young and beautiful, while nice, isn’t impressive to me. A lot of those cute girls from high school and college don’t stay that way.”[/quote]
Ya know, I feel the same way! I see all these young girls with fabulous bodies, tight skin and high racks and the only thing that goes through my mind anymore is “Yeah, let’s see you in 10-15 years and a kid later. Let’s see who’s better then.” Makes me feel damn good…
Good grief, there I go again with the competition thing…
punch punch. LMAO.
Seriously though. Go to his web site. There’s an animated .gif there of him flipping all over the fucking place. If this guy weighs more than the dump I just had, I’ll nibble on his giblets.
Patricia: How about this: Steak/stripper/beer drinking contest/french fry sword fight/stripper/steak/beer.
Tha’s my ideal date.
What the hell was I going to say? Brain fart. “phhhht”.
oh well. another successful post to add to my name.
oh yes. Karma, through up your pics. Now I remember. yay me. who?
the incredible edible dr. d
Fuck. That’s a man?! I think I’d pay money for someone to bring a medium-well steak (as cooked as possible without going all the way to the simple evilness of ‘well done’) - NO, make that half a cow carcass (strongmen and women needed here) - and flop it down on a table in his restaurant and gorge themselves silly. Then, tie that vagina toting idiot to a chair and force feed him some real food.
Horrible natural skin color. Is he on photosynthesis mode? Now we know why prettyboys fake-tan! ;p
Worse thing is that that clown must think hes thin because of his food genius...hes an untrained ectomorph…whatever he eats won`t stay on him…or not for long…
Must be easy to sell his program to fucktards…Hey, look at me! It works! If it works for me, it will work for you! Whats the matter? The program does not work? You must not be disciplined enough or not doing it right…now come buy my new extra book for these specific matters and some extra healthy cheats sidelines…all for a ridiculous 56$ more…If it works half as good for you as it did for me, youll be thin in no-time! BARF!
(The Spirit of Tony Little has unfortunately contaminated yet another brain. When will it end?)
If you have never eaten a raw food diet, it’s pretty intense. For one thing, your volume of food goes way down, because raw food is really filling.
There’s a raw food restaurant in Chicago, on Lincoln Avenue, near Whole Foods (“Karen’s Fresh Corner”) and yes pie can be uncooked and still qualify as pie (the crust is prepared at lower-than-usual temps which do not destroy any enzymes). The whole shtick about raw foods is not destroying any enzymes.
A raw food diet is for people who are way way WAY into “health food” and is probably as hardcore as any bodybuilding diet. A little too “mulchy” for my tastes, but it’s certainly something i respect.
I have heard of these diets before. I would love to try it, with a big steak on the side of course.
That demi moore pic…GOD HAVE MERCY!
Dan C – Now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about!
I rest my case, your Honor.