I came, I saw, I had a good time. If you have to piss please use another grave, thanks.
No headstone. Just toss the body in the river, or bury it in the back yard (deep enough to where the dog cant dig me up). Im dead, its only a body, not my soul… Donate me to science! That would be cool!
I don’t want a grave marker. In fact I don’t even want money wasted on me being buried. If any of my orgins are of use after I die, have at em. Other than that, just put me in a cardboard box and stick me in a garbage bin.
“Form a single file line…one piss at a time”
“Even AIDS couldn’t quell my flaming homo sexual appetite”
“If it didn’t require BLOOD, SWEAT and TEARS he didn’t want it.”
Great exercise guys, thanks, I had a really good teacher one time who said we should all read the obituaries from time to time to imagine how we want to be rememberd. Late, DR
“A seamen lover forever”
Beethoven’s last words always affect me: “Applaud, the comedy is over…”
He was a loving, kind, determined person.
And the greatest fighter the world had ever seen!
Glad you liked my post, I figured the true workout warriors here would like that.
“Born of Sturdy Manhood, Nurtured by Resolute Men, Enobled by High and Sacred Purpose.”
hell yeah! i mean do you know how catabolic death would be? you would constantly miss meals and workouts…
Bro, You are really into this, aren’t you? I haven’t heard that since I read the Manual 30 years ago. Well, no, maybe it was in one of those historical articles in The Rattle. Still, it’s not a bad epitaph.
BE '73
Lets see what do I want to happen when I die well first I want my next of kin or the people who make my arrangements to throw a mad party with alcohol and naked women and I would appreciate if they used my dessicated corpse in there acts then I would want one of three things to happen either bury me with the grave stone reading “And so it begins…” or “For the earth is hollow and I have touched the sky” or freeze my body and launch it into space and finally donate me to a porn studio where before every take the female stars would use me as a fluffer or ride my corpse for good luck and should my penis break off they can use it as a template for the next line of vibrators either that or the male stars could use it to joust should they make a medievil movie.
well a guy can dream cant he 
what are you looking at … what gives you the right to judge me I m a human being