Dealing w/ a Stalking Ex-Boyfriend

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[quote]clip11 wrote:
roybot wrote:
clip11 wrote:

If I intended to use them I wouldve done that by now.

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If you don’t intend to use them, then stop carrying them and quit talking about shooting people.

If you refuse to do either, then you do intend to use them, sooner or later.

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If he wants to apoligize he can do it from a safe distance. You can tell by someones demeanor usually what their intentions are, plus if he comes up to me cussing and angry thats a dead giveaway. [/quote]

If you think that, then you don’t know the first thing about body language or human interaction. If the guy was going to apologize, he’d walk straight up to you to shake your hand, especially if he didn’t know you had a gun in your car.

Look at it this way: if the guy was pacing back and forth with his eyes fixed on you, you’d probably think he was planning to attack you.

On the other hand, he might want to talk things over and is keeping his distance because he thinks you are going pull a gun on him. Thing is, he’d be right: you’d have misjudged the situation and killed the guy for no reason.

The problem here is that you’re assuming the guy is going to attack you. So you’ll interpret nearly everything he does as aggressive. Sorry, but that’s not using good judgement to avoid conflict.

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[quote]clip11 wrote:
PRCalDude wrote:
Remember: if you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

Thats very true. Robot assumes evryone fights fair and has a sense of honor. Ill fistfight someone, but armed or unarmed im not going to end up in the hospital no way no how.
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Call me crazy, but people that have to resort to guns, knives or help from their friends to win a fight against a single unarmed opponent have no business getting into fights in the first place.

They certainly aren’t ‘fighters’ in the real sense, so they should stay the hell away from them and take up knitting instead.

There’s a big difference between using tactics during a fight and using a gun to win because you’d have lost otherwise.

Its nothing to do with honor or fair play. Truth is, most of the civilians that pick up guns and knives against other people are cowards, and not physically up to fighting. That’s why they need to use them in the first place.

They need guns to give them authority and respect, because without them they have neither. Take the gun away and you will see the type of person hiding behind it. It’s not usually a pretty sight.

Those are exactly the type of people that should be kept away from them in the first place.

The world would be far better for it.

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[quote]clip11 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
roybot wrote:
Polish Rifle wrote:
Good to see you’re still working on your street cred clip. Your avatar is appropriate as well.

Instead of shooting the guy, why not just hit him over the head with a 140 lb dumbbell after a vigorous bench workout?

Oh wait, wrong thread…

I agree about the avatar. I was just going to ask clip11 if that actually is him, getting ready to execute the pizza delivery boy for bringing a pizza with anchovies. Clip really hates anchovies.

Malcolm X is the ultimate troll.

Why you say that?
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You have been accused of being a troll. Roybot thought that your avatar is really you. Your avatar is a picture of Malcolm X. Therefore, Malcolm X is a troll.

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[quote]clip11 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
roybot wrote:
Polish Rifle wrote:
Good to see you’re still working on your street cred clip. Your avatar is appropriate as well.

Instead of shooting the guy, why not just hit him over the head with a 140 lb dumbbell after a vigorous bench workout?

Oh wait, wrong thread…

I agree about the avatar. I was just going to ask clip11 if that actually is him, getting ready to execute the pizza delivery boy for bringing a pizza with anchovies. Clip really hates anchovies.

Malcolm X is the ultimate troll.

And you stay in Pennsylvania, I dont know if you live in Philadelphia, or stay near Philly, but I heard in Philly a sometime ago killings there was rivaling killings in Iraq. I dont see how a reasonable person could walk around that city unarmed.

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I live 10 minutes ousdie Philly, but I used to be there pretty frequently, since that’s where the woman I was seeing, lived.

I fear nothing, clip. I piss fire and i’m bulletproof.

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[quote]roybot wrote:
imhungry wrote:
roybot wrote:
Polish Rifle wrote:
Good to see you’re still working on your street cred clip. Your avatar is appropriate as well.

Instead of shooting the guy, why not just hit him over the head with a 140 lb dumbbell after a vigorous bench workout?

Oh wait, wrong thread…

I agree about the avatar. I was just going to ask clip11 if that actually is him, getting ready to execute the pizza delivery boy for bringing a pizza with anchovies. Clip really hates anchovies.

Malcolm X is the ultimate troll.

Even Malcolm X liked pizza. Everybody hates anchovies.

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True. It’s a known fact.

Beatdowns were severe and were regularly given to many a pizza delivery person back in the day.

He did love himself some extra cheese pizza…

They say that when he’d take a bite, he’d rub his belly and say “mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!”

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

He did love himself some extra cheese pizza…

They say that when he’d take a bite, he’d rub his belly and say “mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!”[/quote]

Legend has it that those closest to him knew him as Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmalcolm X (the X of course was short for Xtra cheese. Not many people know that).

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[quote]roybot wrote:
imhungry wrote:

He did love himself some extra cheese pizza…

They say that when he’d take a bite, he’d rub his belly and say “mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!”

Legend has it that those closest to him knew him as Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmalcolm X (the X of course was short for Xtra cheese. Not many people know that).

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Ah, it all makes sense to me now.

Ok, now I want pizza. Damn you!!

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Make sure you don’t order anchovies. They are the oily children of Satan.

It’s true that everybody hates anchovies. Ever wonder why you never see a live anchovie? It’s because people hate them so much that they kill them on sight.

Anybody else have any pizza related trivia? Pizzas are far more interesting than Clip’s guns (not mention tastier and easier to cook).

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Hey clip11,

I’m not sure of being so close to a woman with so much drama. How do you know he is the only one?

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Clip11… Isn’t he the same dude who wants to start his own porn company?

LOL. What a winner. Really has his shit together! Guns and porn.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Clip11… Isn’t he the same dude who wants to start his own porn company?

LOL. What a winner. Really has his shit together! Guns and porn. [/quote]

I think there’s definitely a niche in the gun porn sector of the market that needs to be filled.

Thugz ‘n’ Jugz?

Uzis and Floozies?

Also, judging by this thread, Clip has a rich fantasy life going on. Imagine the plots he could cook up! Could be the beginning of something great…

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[quote]roybot wrote:
clip11 wrote:
PRCalDude wrote:
Remember: if you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

Thats very true. Robot assumes evryone fights fair and has a sense of honor. Ill fistfight someone, but armed or unarmed im not going to end up in the hospital no way no how.

Call me crazy, but people that have to resort to guns, knives or help from their friends to win a fight against a single unarmed opponent have no business getting into fights in the first place.

They certainly aren’t ‘fighters’ in the real sense, so they should stay the hell away from them and take up knitting instead.

There’s a big difference between using tactics during a fight and using a gun to win because you’d have lost otherwise.

Its nothing to do with honor or fair play. Truth is, most of the civilians that pick up guns and knives against other people are cowards, and not physically up to fighting. That’s why they need to use them in the first place.

They need guns to give them authority and respect, because without them they have neither. Take the gun away and you will see the type of person hiding behind it. It’s not usually a pretty sight.

Those are exactly the type of people that should be kept away from them in the first place.

The world would be far better for it.

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I prolly done been in more fights in my 22 years than you done took trips to the toilet, so dont tell me shit about your philosophy on fighting. All that arena shit dont work in real life. Last year I had surgery on my hand because I split my knuckle punching somebodys lights out.

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Well roybot, lets agree on this…we’ll just never get into a fight cus we already know how it’ll turn out.

People like me are the reason why you shouldnt pick fights with random people, if you do you get what you deserve.

When ppl fight the goal is to fuck your enemy up, whether you use your fist or a baseball bat, the goal is the same. Youre trying to break ribs, crack eye sockets, bust out teeth, break noses, etc. If you arent trying to do that, why are you fighting?

So I have no sympathy and am very coldhearted towards another grown man whos goal is to cause me extreme physical pain and suffering,and then brag about it if he succeeds, because if it wasnt he wouldnt be fighting me, whether hes coming after me with fists or a baseball bat.

So in my mind he deserves whatever I do to him.

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[quote]roybot wrote:
clip11 wrote:
PRCalDude wrote:
Remember: if you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

Thats very true. Robot assumes evryone fights fair and has a sense of honor. Ill fistfight someone, but armed or unarmed im not going to end up in the hospital no way no how.

Call me crazy, but people that have to resort to guns, knives or help from their friends to win a fight against a single unarmed opponent have no business getting into fights in the first place.

They certainly aren’t ‘fighters’ in the real sense, so they should stay the hell away from them and take up knitting instead.

There’s a big difference between using tactics during a fight and using a gun to win because you’d have lost otherwise.

Its nothing to do with honor or fair play. Truth is, most of the civilians that pick up guns and knives against other people are cowards, and not physically up to fighting. That’s why they need to use them in the first place.

They need guns to give them authority and respect, because without them they have neither. Take the gun away and you will see the type of person hiding behind it. It’s not usually a pretty sight.

Those are exactly the type of people that should be kept away from them in the first place.

The world would be far better for it.

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You talk all this big shit until youre getting jumped by several ppl, or someone done cracked you over the head with a tire iron. Or even after the fight, say you do win, and they come back and retaliate by beating you with a bat and youre in the hospital in a body cast.

Thats real life and what can happen in a street fight. No one gives a fuck about being labeled a coward. You can call me a coward all day long, but if after the fight im the one walking away and if youre the one on the ground fucked up, ive done my job.

I wont use my gun if I agree to fight. If you outside waiting to fight and I come meet you, unless you do try to crack me in the head with a tire iron. But if youre outside waiting to fight and I want to go to my car, and I go to my car and you run upon me anyway and attack me, then its very good chance im going to use it.

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Someone wise once said an armed society is a polite society!

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Just a little fun at your expense, Clip.
Don’t come hunting me down now, ya hear?

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Just a little fun at your expense, Clip.
Don’t come hunting me down now, ya hear? [/quote]

Actually i thought that was kinda funny.

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[quote]clip11 wrote:
Well roybot, lets agree on this…we’ll just never get into a fight cus we already know how it’ll turn out.[/quote]

I agree that we’ll never get into a fight. The very fact that you are telling me that you’re going to beat me in a fight over the internet speaks volumes about your level of intelligence, especially when I never made any threats towards you.

Your either a troll or a complete moron. I’m thinking you’re the latter because of your inability to spell, but maybe you’re just being ‘gangsta’. You must be a troll and a complete moron!

Then again, you’re either paranoid or as thick as pig shit to have come to the conclusion that I was trying to give you my ‘philosophy on fighting’. I was trying to convince you that only stupid people carry guns to kill other people.

Thanks for proving my point. Good luck with your prison sentence. Be sure to send me a postcard when you get there.
I’d love to hear all the gory details of a punk like you getting buttraped on a daily basis without your guns to back you up. It’s no more than you deserve.

Maybe your uncles will help out: they’ll be the ones holding you down…It’ll be just like old times.

If I ever have the ‘misfortune’ of meeting you I’ll be sure to bring some Kryptonite to even the odds, because you obviously think you’re Superman…

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[quote]roybot wrote:
clip11 wrote:
Well roybot, lets agree on this…we’ll just never get into a fight cus we already know how it’ll turn out.

I agree that we’ll never get into a fight. The very fact that you are telling me that you’re going to beat me in a fight over the internet speaks volumes about your level of intelligence, especially when I never made any threats towards you.

Your either a troll or a complete moron. I’m thinking you’re the latter because of your inability to spell, but maybe you’re just being ‘gangsta’. You must be a troll and a complete moron!

Then again, you’re either paranoid or as thick as pig shit to have come to the conclusion that I was trying to give you my ‘philosophy on fighting’. I was trying to convince you that only stupid people carry guns to kill other people.

Thanks for proving my point. Good luck with your prison sentence. Be sure to send me a postcard when you get there.

If I ever have the ‘misfortune’ of meeting you I’ll be sure to bring some Kryptonite to even the odds, because you obviously think you’re Superman…

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I never said i would beat you up, im saying you dont believe in using weapons, I do. So, while you want a “fair” fight ill be doing anything I can to win.