[quote]Tyler23 wrote:
Apparently my attempt at humor didn’t connect.
It’s not so much that it’s a dead cat. It’s that’s half of a dead cat. It wasn’t too pleasant a sight upon finishing breakfast. Nonetheless, the deed is done. Fluffy is in his final resting place in a Glad bag in my garbage can… well, at least until garbage day.[/quote]
If that bag is sealed, the decomp will cause a gas build up and it will pop. You could be in for a stinky treat if trash day is far off.
[quote]Tyler23 wrote:
Apparently my attempt at humor didn’t connect.
It’s not so much that it’s a dead cat. It’s that’s half of a dead cat. It wasn’t too pleasant a sight upon finishing breakfast. Nonetheless, the deed is done. Fluffy is in his final resting place in a Glad bag in my garbage can… well, at least until garbage day.[/quote]
Oh gotcha. That’s pretty grizzly, though! Makes a day more interesting.
[quote]borrek wrote:
If that bag is sealed, the decomp will cause a gas build up and it will pop. You could be in for a stinky treat if trash day is far off.[/quote]
Here I am happy that it’s over with, and you’re right there to piss on my parade. Hmm, garbage day is three days away. Maybe I’ll take it out to the curb now. I better remember to tip those guys at Christmas.
Construct some sort of robotic front half, and make it into a Marcus Wright style prototype Termi-cat. Unleash it on something.
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[quote]masonator wrote:
Why does a dead cat disgust you this much? It’s not a fuckin zombie, get a shovel and throw it away. [/quote]
But what if it is a zombie!?!?!?!? Undead cats!!
[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
Grab a stick, put it on the stick, throw it in your neighbor’s trash. [/quote]
Get a box, put the cat in the box…then put your dick in the box.
maybe this will solve your problem …
wow apologies to steelyD, i just posted without even lookin to see if it has been done…you win…this time
Depending on where you live, an owl, coyote, or hawk got that kitty. Most likely coyote. The birds like to take it away to eat it. Coyote will eat it where he got it.
If it was a black cat, you better scratch your balls to ward off any bad luck coming. Sorry it’s an old Italian superstition.
Can I get pics too please?
[quote]corey_31 wrote:
maybe this will solve your problem …[/quote]
I don’t know if I’m willing to go that low. How about “Cat: Half Off”?
that seems about reasonable, maybe throw in a bag of cat food to
[quote]40&Big wrote:
Depending on where you live, an owl, coyote, or hawk got that kitty. Most likely coyote. The birds like to take it away to eat it. Coyote will eat it where he got it.[/quote]
Bullshit! Somebody masturbated, that’s why that kitten died.
OP, did you ever think of burying it in your backyard? Wrap it in an old towel, put it in the ground and sprinkle it with lime. If you leave it in your garbage can, you will have a mess on your hands as your garbage will either get pillaged by raccoons, crows, etc or it will decompose in there and you will have a maggoty mess to take care of. Not to mention that your g-men may not take it since it could be considered a health risk for them to touch it.
DB
It’s in like three garbage bags. Raccoons/dogs/etc. don’t mess with my garbage when I’ve thrown away chicken, beef and fish, so I’m not sure why it would be a problem now. Unless the garbage men open the bags to check what’s in it (they won’t), they’re never going to know.