(de)Motivational Posters, Random Pics 9.0

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Lol that little trash can better be air sealed…else you might as well take a shit in there too

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Jesus christ Derek I watched that link. You’re a son of a bitch.

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[quote]Nards wrote:
I like when my woman gives me shit for putting toilet paper in the toilet instead of the little trash can like they do in Asia.[/quote]

Seriously!!! You know in retrospect that explains a few things.

So when the the little bin of used TP is full…and I acknowledge full well in advance that I may not want to know the answer to this one…what do they do with it?

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[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Gambit_Lost wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
So I guess I’m not the only guy that’s weighed myself before and after using the toilet?[/quote]

Top score: 2 kilos

[/quote]

ha! excrement! uh,I mean excellent!

I like when my woman gives me shit for putting toilet paper in the toilet instead of the little trash can like they do in Asia…honey…do you have any idea? If you think a little bit of toilet paper will bust the toilet you have no idea how strong our bowl is.[/quote]

Nasty, I have to admit this practice freaked me out in Costa Rica. Well, at least it isn’t the Middle East.

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[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Gambit_Lost wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
So I guess I’m not the only guy that’s weighed myself before and after using the toilet?[/quote]

Top score: 2 kilos

[/quote]

ha! excrement! uh,I mean excellent!

I like when my woman gives me shit for putting toilet paper in the toilet instead of the little trash can like they do in Asia…honey…do you have any idea? If you think a little bit of toilet paper will bust the toilet you have no idea how strong our bowl is.[/quote]

If I can walk into almost any home an immediately tell by the smell that cats live there, can I safely assume that if I walked into a home where the used TP was thrown into a bin, I could immediately tell by the smell that Asians live there?

Just wonderin’.

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[quote]rds63799 wrote:
Jesus christ Derek I watched that link. You’re a son of a bitch.[/quote]

I prefer Mother fucker

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:
Jesus christ Derek I watched that link. You’re a son of a bitch.[/quote]

I prefer Mother fucker[/quote]

Sorry, but that can be construed as a compliment.

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3 minutes well spent

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[quote]MattyXL wrote:
3 minutes well spent[/quote]
Agreed. So that’s what happened to Meadow Soprano.

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[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:
Jesus christ Derek I watched that link. You’re a son of a bitch.[/quote]

I prefer Mother fucker[/quote]

Sorry, but that can be construed as a compliment.
[/quote]

Yes, it can be interpreted as someone who has sex with a woman who has at any point given birth. So, Derek who is married to the mother of his children, is, technically a mother fucker.

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[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:
Jesus christ Derek I watched that link. You’re a son of a bitch.[/quote]

I prefer Mother fucker[/quote]

Sorry, but that can be construed as a compliment.
[/quote]

Yes, it can be interpreted as someone who has sex with a woman who has at any point given birth. So, Derek who is married to the mother of his children, is, technically a mother fucker.[/quote]

True but we have no children together, we just practice.

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[quote]MattyXL wrote:
3 minutes well spent

Thank you.

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:
Jesus christ Derek I watched that link. You’re a son of a bitch.[/quote]
I prefer Mother fucker[/quote]
51%, 49%

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[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:
Jesus christ Derek I watched that link. You’re a son of a bitch.[/quote]
I prefer Mother fucker[/quote]
51%, 49%[/quote]

You got a link to a bigger picture that is awesome.

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:
Jesus christ Derek I watched that link. You’re a son of a bitch.[/quote]
I prefer Mother fucker[/quote]
51%, 49%[/quote]
You got a link to a bigger picture that is awesome. [/quote]
Ha, no prob man. This is the best I could find.

It’s for a Rob Zombie movie that’s been in limbo for a while, stuck as a finished script that hasn’t gone into production.

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The God of Cake

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[quote]kakno wrote:
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LOL!

GOLDEN!

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[quote]MattyXL wrote:
3 minutes well spent

only 3 minutes?

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ID, I have to be thankful to you for your designs. I took one of them and made a drawing for my GF and am going to give it to her today as an anniversary gift. Here’s a pic of it before I give it away.

Keep being awesome.