So I guess I’m not the only guy that’s weighed myself before and after using the toilet?
[quote]Nards wrote:
So I guess I’m not the only guy that’s weighed myself before and after using the toilet?[/quote]
You know how many times I’ve tricked myself into thinking I just put on like 5lbs of muscle in a day only to later realize I just needed to rock a shit?
[quote]i_am_ketosis wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
So I guess I’m not the only guy that’s weighed myself before and after using the toilet?[/quote]
You know how many times I’ve tricked myself into thinking I just put on like 5lbs of muscle in a day only to later realize I just needed to rock a shit?[/quote]
You mean shit a rock?
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]i_am_ketosis wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
So I guess I’m not the only guy that’s weighed myself before and after using the toilet?[/quote]
You know how many times I’ve tricked myself into thinking I just put on like 5lbs of muscle in a day only to later realize I just needed to rock a shit?[/quote]
You mean shit a rock?
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You’ve never heard that term before? Usually it’s just “rock a piss”, but I throw shit in there too from time to time.
[quote]i_am_ketosis wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]i_am_ketosis wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
So I guess I’m not the only guy that’s weighed myself before and after using the toilet?[/quote]
You know how many times I’ve tricked myself into thinking I just put on like 5lbs of muscle in a day only to later realize I just needed to rock a shit?[/quote]
You mean shit a rock?
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You’ve never heard that term before? Usually it’s just “rock a piss”, but I throw shit in there too from time to time.
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I was just being contrarily funny.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]i_am_ketosis wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]i_am_ketosis wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
So I guess I’m not the only guy that’s weighed myself before and after using the toilet?[/quote]
You know how many times I’ve tricked myself into thinking I just put on like 5lbs of muscle in a day only to later realize I just needed to rock a shit?[/quote]
You mean shit a rock?
[/quote]
You’ve never heard that term before? Usually it’s just “rock a piss”, but I throw shit in there too from time to time.
[/quote]
I was just being contrarily funny.
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and it WAS funny. It was.
Look at these stupid iphone sluts.
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
Photoshopped himself into acromegaly.[/quote]
Then why aint his forehead and jaw all ginormous?
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
Photoshopped himself into acromegaly.[/quote]
“you’re a wizard, Neo”
[quote]Nards wrote:
So I guess I’m not the only guy that’s weighed myself before and after using the toilet?[/quote]
No.
Did you also do bioimpedance readings to determine your LBM to overall mass ration before and after?
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
just scroll down as you read it 
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Shit Derek! Asshole!
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
So I guess I’m not the only guy that’s weighed myself before and after using the toilet?[/quote]
No.
Did you also do bioimpedance readings to determine your LBM to overall mass ration before and after?[/quote]
No. Have you?
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
So I guess I’m not the only guy that’s weighed myself before and after using the toilet?[/quote]
No.
Did you also do bioimpedance readings to determine your LBM to overall mass ration before and after?[/quote]
No. Have you?[/quote]
Absolutely.
Fortunately I was able to stop the insanity.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
just scroll down as you read it [/quote]
That was pretty awesome.
[quote]Nards wrote:
So I guess I’m not the only guy that’s weighed myself before and after using the toilet?[/quote]
Top score: 2 kilos
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
Photoshopped himself into acromegaly.[/quote]
Couldn’t even bother to photoshop him some traps in there.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
just scroll down as you read it [/quote]
what the shit.
[quote]Gambit_Lost wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
So I guess I’m not the only guy that’s weighed myself before and after using the toilet?[/quote]
Top score: 2 kilos
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ha! excrement! uh,I mean excellent!
I like when my woman gives me shit for putting toilet paper in the toilet instead of the little trash can like they do in Asia…honey…do you have any idea? If you think a little bit of toilet paper will bust the toilet you have no idea how strong our bowl is.