(de)Motivational Posters, Random Pics 7.0

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[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

[quote]Mattlebee wrote:
An alleged Russian army test for recruits.

"Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can�??�?�¢??t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture:

Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, canÃ???Ã??Ã?¢??t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophrenic tendency. Required additional inspection."
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So by this I’m a homo.

Awesome.

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I couldn’t see number 5 either, but that’s because it’s a saffron/jasmine mixed with a magenta/scarlet.
Wait…maybe knowing those colors itself means I’m still in the same danger that number 5 poses.[/quote]

The number is sixtynine. Don’t tell anyone and just play along.

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Yeah! There’s a deli on Grant avenue way up near Kenaston (behind a SuperStore) called Myer’s and they have a 450g sanwich with Montreal smoked meat. I ate it in 7 minutes or so then got another 350g sandwich as I’d walked there from Mountain and McPhillips aboout 2 and a half hours (from where my parents live) to get hungry for it.

Let me post some pics of the sandwich…standby…

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Here it is. Note: The pickle is really big. I’m not kidding, it’s like some normal sized cucumber that’s well, been pickled. I’m not saying the sandwich is “Man V. Food” worthy, it’s just good and big.

I asked them if I got more meat on it if they’d name it after me, and by me I mean my full name, Nardpuncher. They said maybe. So next time I"n in town I’ll ask for 650g and try to get it named after me.

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Another place to try is this place in the North End on Salter at Aberdeen called Luda’s.

It’s one of those places where city workers and cops go and it’s got great breakfast with perogies and kubasa (what we call kielbasa)

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[quote]BradyZ wrote:

[quote]Mattlebee wrote:
An alleged Russian army test for recruits.

"Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can�?�¢??t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture:

Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, canÃ??Ã?¢??t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophrenic tendency. Required additional inspection."
[/quote]

This is a chart that is used to see if you are color blind or not.
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Correct its call the Ishihara’s test for colour deficiency and if you can see a number in 5 then you have a color deficiency

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[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Maybe there’s like a gay bootcamp or something we could go to. A crash course in cock cruising, if you will.

The Navy?[/quote]
LOL

Yeah Brad, that would be the Navy, right?

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[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

[quote]Mattlebee wrote:
An alleged Russian army test for recruits.

"Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can�?�¢??t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture:

Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, canÃ??Ã?¢??t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophrenic tendency. Required additional inspection."
[/quote]

So by this I’m a homo.

Awesome.

[/quote]

Sweet! Me too!

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]BradyZ wrote:

[quote]Mattlebee wrote:
An alleged Russian army test for recruits.

"Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can�??�?�¢??t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture:

Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, canÃ???Ã??Ã?¢??t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophrenic tendency. Required additional inspection."
[/quote]

This is a chart that is used to see if you are color blind or not.
[/quote]

Correct its call the Ishihara’s test for colour deficiency and if you can see a number in 5 then you have a color deficiency [/quote]

So #5 is a trick question? WTF?

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[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]BradyZ wrote:

[quote]Mattlebee wrote:
An alleged Russian army test for recruits.

"Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can�??�??�?�¢??t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture:

Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, canÃ???Ã???Ã??Ã?¢??t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophrenic tendency. Required additional inspection."
[/quote]

This is a chart that is used to see if you are color blind or not.
[/quote]

Correct its call the Ishihara’s test for colour deficiency and if you can see a number in 5 then you have a color deficiency [/quote]

So #5 is a trick question? WTF?
[/quote]

Lol kind of. We do this with most of our physicals, we have a book they read it out of.

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]BradyZ wrote:

[quote]Mattlebee wrote:
An alleged Russian army test for recruits.

"Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can�??�??�??�?�¢??t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture:

Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, canÃ???Ã???Ã???Ã??Ã?¢??t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophrenic tendency. Required additional inspection."
[/quote]

This is a chart that is used to see if you are color blind or not.
[/quote]

Correct its call the Ishihara’s test for colour deficiency and if you can see a number in 5 then you have a color deficiency [/quote]

So #5 is a trick question? WTF?
[/quote]

Lol kind of. We do this with most of our physicals, we have a book they read it out of.[/quote]

That’s so not fair. So what kind of color deficiency do you have if you see a number?

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Post after relentless post?
Can’t believe everyone’s got their skivvies in a wad over a stupid visual test.

Can’t we move on folks?

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[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]BradyZ wrote:

[quote]Mattlebee wrote:
An alleged Russian army test for recruits.

"Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can�??�??�??�??�?�¢??t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture:

Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, canÃ???Ã???Ã???Ã???Ã??Ã?¢??t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophrenic tendency. Required additional inspection."
[/quote]

This is a chart that is used to see if you are color blind or not.
[/quote]

Correct its call the Ishihara’s test for colour deficiency and if you can see a number in 5 then you have a color deficiency [/quote]

So #5 is a trick question? WTF?
[/quote]

Lol kind of. We do this with most of our physicals, we have a book they read it out of.[/quote]

That’s so not fair. So what kind of color deficiency do you have if you see a number? [/quote]

Lol its not about fair, its about what your color deficiency is.

I dont know which one, its kind of a pass or fail thing for what I do.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Post after relentless post?
Can’t believe everyone’s got their skivvies in a wad over a stupid visual test.

Can’t we move on folks?

[/quote]

ID are you dieting.

Are you grumpy?

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Post after relentless post?
Can’t believe everyone’s got their skivvies in a wad over a stupid visual test.

Can’t we move on folks?

[/quote]

ID are you dieting.

Are you grumpy?[/quote]

No. No, and LOL!

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Post after relentless post?
Can’t believe everyone’s got their skivvies in a wad over a stupid visual test.

Can’t we move on folks?

[/quote]

ID are you dieting.

Are you grumpy?[/quote]

No. No, and LOL!
[/quote]

Okay.

Do you pretty much stay on a consistent diet? No bulk and cut phasing?

I watch people eat and gain weight, so I have to cycle.

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Post after relentless post?
Can’t believe everyone’s got their skivvies in a wad over a stupid visual test.

Can’t we move on folks?

[/quote]

ID are you dieting.

Are you grumpy?[/quote]

No. No, and LOL!
[/quote]

Okay.

Do you pretty much stay on a consistent diet? No bulk and cut phasing?

I watch people eat and gain weight, so I have to cycle.
[/quote]

Consistent. But I need to up the protein. I hit a plateau recently.

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[quote]Chris87 wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]Mattlebee wrote:
An alleged Russian army test for recruits.

[/quote]

Um, that’s a test for color blindness.[/quote]

What kind of color blindness do we all have?[/quote]

I’ve got complete blindness because I’m facepalming at everyone who couldn’t see it was a spoof.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Post after relentless post?
Can’t believe everyone’s got their skivvies in a wad over a stupid visual test.

Can’t we move on folks?

[/quote]

ID are you dieting.

Are you grumpy?[/quote]

No. No, and LOL!
[/quote]

Okay.

Do you pretty much stay on a consistent diet? No bulk and cut phasing?

I watch people eat and gain weight, so I have to cycle.
[/quote]

Consistent. But I need to up the protein. I hit a plateau recently.
[/quote]

That is the other thing I tend to cycle, it gets difficult to maintain the high level.

After awhile I get tired of eating period.

Pisses the wife off.

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Post after relentless post?
Can’t believe everyone’s got their skivvies in a wad over a stupid visual test.

Can’t we move on folks?

[/quote]

ID are you dieting.

Are you grumpy?[/quote]

No. No, and LOL!
[/quote]

Okay.

Do you pretty much stay on a consistent diet? No bulk and cut phasing?

I watch people eat and gain weight, so I have to cycle.
[/quote]

Consistent. But I need to up the protein. I hit a plateau recently.
[/quote]

That is the other thing I tend to cycle, it gets difficult to maintain the high level.

After awhile I get tired of eating period.

Pisses the wife off. [/quote]

Dude, I fully feel ya! As a kid I had a bad appetite. If I’m not damn near overtraining almost daily, my appetite wants to go back to kid levels. It’s sometimes hard to find enough of a variety of protein foods. Sometimes you just gotta go with Whey shakes to make up for it.

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Is it a bad sign that I saw a cock and balls in number five?

It was a funny shade of beige though…so maybe I have colour issues…