[quote]kakno wrote:
Think different[/quote]
What about the dude with the classic notebook?
6-pack abs
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]Mattlebee wrote:
An alleged Russian army test for recruits.
"Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can�??�??�?�¢??t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture:
Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.
Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, canÃ???Ã???Ã??Ã?¢??t serve with sophisticated equipment.
Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.
Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.
Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.
Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophrenic tendency. Required additional inspection."
[/quote]
So by this I’m a homo.
Awesome.
[/quote]
I’m pretty sure that’s the gag.
Either that or we’re just gay.[/quote]
Yeah, either way…
Wanna go get a beer later, or somethin?
[/quote]
Damn, count me in too. I wasn’t aware until the test, but let’s just roll with it.
[quote]Mattlebee wrote:
An alleged Russian army test for recruits.
[/quote]
Um, that’s a test for color blindness.
.
[quote]biglifter wrote:
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]Mattlebee wrote:
An alleged Russian army test for recruits.
"Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can�??�??�??�?�¢??t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture:
Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.
Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, canÃ???Ã???Ã???Ã??Ã?¢??t serve with sophisticated equipment.
Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.
Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.
Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.
Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophrenic tendency. Required additional inspection."
[/quote]
So by this I’m a homo.
Awesome.
[/quote]
I’m pretty sure that’s the gag.
Either that or we’re just gay.[/quote]
Yeah, either way…
Wanna go get a beer later, or somethin?
[/quote]
Damn, count me in too. I wasn’t aware until the test, but let’s just roll with it.
[/quote]
Cool.
Sounds good.
So if I instinctively start checking out chicks I fully expect you all to correct me.
With your weiners I guess?
Man, this latent homosexuality is goona be a tricky thing to navigate what with going all this time being hetro
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]biglifter wrote:
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]Mattlebee wrote:
An alleged Russian army test for recruits.
"Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can�??�??�??�??�?�¢??t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture:
Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.
Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, canÃ???Ã???Ã???Ã???Ã??Ã?¢??t serve with sophisticated equipment.
Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.
Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.
Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.
Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophrenic tendency. Required additional inspection."
[/quote]
So by this I’m a homo.
Awesome.
[/quote]
I’m pretty sure that’s the gag.
Either that or we’re just gay.[/quote]
Yeah, either way…
Wanna go get a beer later, or somethin?
[/quote]
Damn, count me in too. I wasn’t aware until the test, but let’s just roll with it.
[/quote]
Cool.
Sounds good.
So if I instinctively start checking out chicks I fully expect you all to correct me.
With your weiners I guess?
Man, this latent homosexuality is goona be a tricky thing to navigate what with going all this time being hetro[/quote]
I hear that.
Maybe there’s like a gay bootcamp or something we could go to. A crash course in cock cruising, if you will.
The Navy?
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
Cool.
Sounds good.
So if I instinctively start checking out chicks I fully expect you all to correct me.
With your weiners I guess?
Man, this latent homosexuality is goona be a tricky thing to navigate what with going all this time being hetro[/quote]
[/quote]
[quote]biglifter wrote:
So, I’m wearing bright clothing now, but I’m not sure if that’s enough or now it needs to match. Is there like some kind of gay guys’ guide to the universe or something? And should I try to repress the fact I still constantly think about boobs? [/quote]
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]Mattlebee wrote:
An alleged Russian army test for recruits.
[/quote]
Um, that’s a test for color blindness.[/quote]
What kind of color blindness do we all have?
[quote]Chris87 wrote:
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]Mattlebee wrote:
An alleged Russian army test for recruits.
[/quote]
Um, that’s a test for color blindness.[/quote]
What kind of color blindness do we all have?[/quote]
Vagina-blindness.
[quote]Mattlebee wrote:
An alleged Russian army test for recruits.
"Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can�¢??t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture:
Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.
Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, canÃ?¢??t serve with sophisticated equipment.
Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.
Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.
Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.
Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophrenic tendency. Required additional inspection."
[/quote]
These…
… you need to do to when you want an Austrian drivers license…
They said it was to see whether we were colorblind…
Fuckers!
[quote]MattyG35 wrote:
Paging Nards
This is great…but I’ve been saying the exact same thing to people for years even when they just ask where I’m from without that uncouth Toronto part in front. Really! WHo would be so rude as to say someone’s from Toronto?!
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]Mattlebee wrote:
An alleged Russian army test for recruits.
"Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can�?�¢??t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture:
Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.
Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, canÃ??Ã?¢??t serve with sophisticated equipment.
Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.
Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.
Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.
Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophrenic tendency. Required additional inspection."
[/quote]
So by this I’m a homo.
Awesome.
[/quote]
I couldn’t see number 5 either, but that’s because it’s a saffron/jasmine mixed with a magenta/scarlet.
Wait…maybe knowing those colors itself means I’m still in the same danger that number 5 poses.
[quote]Nards wrote:
This is great…but I’ve been saying the exact same thing to people for years even when they just ask where I’m from without that uncouth Toronto part in front. Really! WHo would be so rude as to say someone’s from Toronto?!
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I’m heading to your hometown next week Nards, any recommendations?