My little brother. And to think, I am almost as funny as he is.
[quote]TooHuman wrote:
[quote]Edevus wrote:
…monkeys on steroids attacking the city. [/quote]
I’m pretty sure chimpanzees are strong enough to flip a car over and gorillas strong enough to throw one in the process. No steroids necessary.
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In a chimpanzee, every single muscle fiber is five times stronger than a human one.
Their jaw muscles connect on the top of the head, which is something humans sacrificed for a bigger brain, making their bite even stronger than it already would be.
If a male chimpanzee attacks you, he will first jump you and try to bite of your lips and nose and bite of your fingers if you try to shove him away and spit them in your face and then rip your balls and your dick off and let you lie there bleeding.
Fun facts about chimpanzees.
that harry potter shit is gold, especially when the kid cant name any scotus justices and the other one thinks newt gingrich is from twilight
[quote]TooHuman wrote:
[quote]Edevus wrote:
…monkeys on steroids attacking the city. [/quote]
I’m pretty sure chimpanzees are strong enough to flip a car over and gorillas strong enough to throw one in the process. No steroids necessary.
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Yeah I know, was just a saying. They are smarter, not stronger due to that experiment so uhm…“apes on large doses of B Vitamins and Omega 3 attacking the city”.
Is it just me that doesn’t find this funny at all? The only thought of having my arms trapped and breathing issues gets me nervous.
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If a male chimpanzee attacks you, he will first jump you and try to bite of your lips and nose and bite of your fingers if you try to shove him away and spit them in your face and then rip your balls and your dick off and let you lie there bleeding.
Fun facts about chimpanzees.[/quote]
Holy Shit, I think even Prof. X would hae a hard time stopping that from happening. Defend you lips from getting bit off and WHAM! chimp fingers wrap around yourt junk like a zip tie and rip it off. Maybe I will pass on going to the zoo until this fun fact slips my mind…
One picture can tell a story.
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the best of sexual harassment videos
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[quote]Edevus wrote:
Is it just me that doesn’t find this funny at all? The only thought of having my arms trapped and breathing issues gets me nervous.[/quote]
It’s all you.
Pretty sure the guy didn’t tape a perfect seal over the guy’s mouth and nose with those random wraps around his head.
Loosen your panties.
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Follow-up on Colbert
http://www.kontraband.com/videos/25718/Howd-The-Sun-Get-There-Wheres-It-Go-At-Night/