(de)Motivational Posters, Random Pics 10.0

[quote]MattyG35 wrote:

I can’t handle all the stupid contained in this video, I think I’m for gun control just so egotistic people like this guy can’t accidentally shoot someone.

The wife was such an arsehole handing him the pistol, I bet she’s one of those people that lectures their children for hours after pulling a prank. Stupid is as stupid does.

[quote]Nards wrote:
I’d play that recording of her screaming.[/quote]

The new day has provided a better answer: “Please marry Nickelback!

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I’d play that recording of her screaming.[/quote]

The new day has provided a better answer: “Please marry Nickelback!”[/quote]

I was really disappointed in your first response. Then you go ahead and do something like this…and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

A much funnier way to handle road rage

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I’d play that recording of her screaming.[/quote]

The new day has provided a better answer: “Please marry Nickelback!”[/quote]

I was really disappointed in your first response. Then you go ahead and do something like this…and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF![/quote]

I pondered long and fucking hard too. I took the day off of work and sat atop a mountain near my house and didn’t eat or drink for 15 hours just pondering to come up with this. I then sent the Nickelback answer to NASA and they came back with numbers saying it’s the best response to three decimal places.

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I’d play that recording of her screaming.[/quote]

The new day has provided a better answer: “Please marry Nickelback!”[/quote]

I was really disappointed in your first response. Then you go ahead and do something like this…and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF![/quote]

I pondered long and fucking hard too. I took the day off of work and sat atop a mountain near my house and didn’t eat or drink for 15 hours just pondering to come up with this. I then sent the Nickelback answer to NASA and they came back with numbers saying it’s the best response to three decimal places.[/quote]

I knew I could count on you. I’ve been pondering this for years and it takes you one day to come up with gold like this?!

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

WTF

[quote]MattyG35 wrote:

Man, that guy pulling the gun is such an idiot. He sucker punches the driver and then gets what’s coming to him. And then pulls a gun? Fucking bitch. That’s an easy way to get killed.

[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:

[quote]MattyG35 wrote:

Man, that guy pulling the gun is such an idiot. He sucker punches the driver and then gets what’s coming to him. And then pulls a gun? Fucking bitch. That’s an easy way to get killed. [/quote]

Just saw this on the news, apparently he went back and shot up their truck. Crazy douche. A true example of someone who should not be allowed to own a gun.

[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:

[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:

[quote]MattyG35 wrote:

Man, that guy pulling the gun is such an idiot. He sucker punches the driver and then gets what’s coming to him. And then pulls a gun? Fucking bitch. That’s an easy way to get killed. [/quote]

Just saw this on the news, apparently he went back and shot up their truck. Crazy douche. A true example of someone who should not be allowed to own a gun. [/quote]

The body or at the cab of the truck? Either way, dude instigated a fight and got his ass beat. He is lucky those guys didn’t have a concealed or else it might have turned into a wild west shootout.

[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:

[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:

[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:

[quote]MattyG35 wrote:

Man, that guy pulling the gun is such an idiot. He sucker punches the driver and then gets what’s coming to him. And then pulls a gun? Fucking bitch. That’s an easy way to get killed. [/quote]

Just saw this on the news, apparently he went back and shot up their truck. Crazy douche. A true example of someone who should not be allowed to own a gun. [/quote]

The body or at the cab of the truck? Either way, dude instigated a fight and got his ass beat. He is lucky those guys didn’t have a concealed or else it might have turned into a wild west shootout. [/quote]

The shooter is claiming self defense. The kids tried to kill him and his family by running them off the road. It is a stretch and the guy with the gun is probably going to jail. What a douche.

Road Rage, The aftermath!

http://www.wnct.com/story/21781289/carteret-county-deputies-looking-road-rage-shooting-suspect-and-family

[quote]JLone wrote:
Road Rage, The aftermath!

http://www.wnct.com/story/21781289/carteret-county-deputies-looking-road-rage-shooting-suspect-and-family[/quote]

The gun went off while it was being handed from his wife to him. He should be glad it did not hit him, his wife, or his toddler in the back seat.

He is going to jail maybe not for 4 years, but he will go to jail.

[quote]MattyG35 wrote:

“Gay Monster Cock” is hilariously descriptive.

I love the Monster’s Ball-esque self-projection from the (stereotypically) racially prejudiced states. “Free Gay Porn” is so hilarious, half of Kentucky’s closet populace must still buy movies on VHS.


Mind = Blown


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[quote]JLone wrote:
Road Rage, The aftermath!

http://www.wnct.com/story/21781289/carteret-county-deputies-looking-road-rage-shooting-suspect-and-family[/quote]

I’ve never heard of this before, but it sounds like it should be worth more than 4 years:

Bradley Turner has been charged with discharging a weapon into property, two counts of assault by pointing a gun, [i][u]Going Armed to the Terror of People, [/u]Injury to Personal Property and Assault. [/i]