Cuddling and T Levels

[quote]vbm537 wrote:
dead_lifter5000 wrote:
This shit is so fricking funny. Since when did having no emotions/feelings other than wanting to go out and hump like a dog make men powerful and respected. Anyone who thinks cuddling with your wife, hugging or reading stories to your kids, watching disney movies with your nephews and nieces is in a sad and pathetic state. If you guys have to act like total assholes just to prove you’re men then you have missed out on the T-Nation manifesto. You guys are the type to not wear your wedding ring because you are afraid people will think you are a pussy. What you don’t realize is everyone thinks you’re a tool. Good luck being lonely.

haha, relax man. No one is saying they are total pricks. Just having some fun (although I really do hate holding her purse). Plus, no one here is lonely, most people posting are hitched up.

And even though it all may serve its purpose, I think T levels are still at risk. Common, don’t be a buzz kill.[/quote]

Not all of us are hitched, or even dating.

And I think its kind of sade that you don’t want to cuddle or whatever with your lady. Lets think about this, you have a woman, that wants to be held by you, and your worried about it decreasing your t-levels? Would you like for me to mail you some corn cobs to wipe with to make you tougher? maybe blend some glass in a blender and add it to your protein shake to make you even rougher?

[quote]Sabrina wrote:
TrainerinDC wrote:

Any and all, even vixen opinions welcome.

Goddamn, DC. That is mighty big of you! Mighty big I say! :wink:

Anyway, I believe the potential for any detrimental effects on T-levels during the aforementioned proceedings can be offset by the timely administration of fellatio at proper intervals during and throughout the course of said activities.

S[/quote]

Have you been talking to my girlfriend? Actually the ratio should be reversed, fellatio with a little cuddling thrown in, we find that works the best.

As opposed to that “upper oral action . . . ?”

:wink:

[quote]TACHICK wrote:
Kratos wrote:
sic wrote:
Cuddling, in my recent experience, always leads to sex. How could that possibly lower T levels?

That’s what I was gonna say. It’s easy for the wife to get me fired up.

AMEN! Also in my case, cuddling often times leads to my dude getting some lower oral action :wink:

[/quote]

Apparently some readers can’t take a joke, or sense when one is present. To those who could we were having a nice discussion. Where ever did you percieve that she doesn’t get cuddled, or that this post was anything more than something we could have a little fun with?

And to the guy who talked about holding the purse, I refuse. My friend held a purse one time and we still harass him with the pictures…

So DevilDog, you’re a walking boner now? That must be fun for while training.

[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
And I think its kind of sade that you don’t want to cuddle or whatever with your lady. Lets think about this, you have a woman, that wants to be held by you, and your worried about it decreasing your t-levels? Would you like for me to mail you some corn cobs to wipe with to make you tougher? maybe blend some glass in a blender and add it to your protein shake to make you even rougher?[/quote]

I’ve been with my girl for five years now. Cuddling does not always lead to sex anymore…

[quote]sic wrote:
Cuddling, in my recent experience, always leads to sex. How could that possibly lower T levels?
[/quote]

[quote]Damici wrote:
As opposed to that “upper oral action . . . ?”

:wink:

TACHICK wrote:
Kratos wrote:
sic wrote:
Cuddling, in my recent experience, always leads to sex. How could that possibly lower T levels?

That’s what I was gonna say. It’s easy for the wife to get me fired up.

AMEN! Also in my case, cuddling often times leads to my dude getting some lower oral action :wink:

[/quote]

Ha ha! Well, it DOES depend on if he just wants to be totally selfish or return the favor to me at the same time! :wink:

[quote]TrainerinDC wrote:
I’ve been with my girl for five years now. Cuddling does not always lead to sex anymore…

sic wrote:
Cuddling, in my recent experience, always leads to sex. How could that possibly lower T levels?

[/quote]

Well damn DC, maybe if you stopped carrying her purse around you might get some action.

[quote]BarneyFife wrote:

Not all of us are hitched, or even dating.

And I think its kind of sade that you don’t want to cuddle or whatever with your lady. Lets think about this, you have a woman, that wants to be held by you, and your worried about it decreasing your t-levels? Would you like for me to mail you some corn cobs to wipe with to make you tougher? maybe blend some glass in a blender and add it to your protein shake to make you even rougher?[/quote]

You are the reason why I said “most.” And for the record…I never said I won’t do it. I am not an idiot, if she wants to cuddle it means I am getting some. The point being…I sense the T levels coming down but it’s worth the sacrifice. Gees man…just having fun here.

[quote]TACHICK wrote:
Damici wrote:
As opposed to that “upper oral action . . . ?”

:wink:

TACHICK wrote:
Kratos wrote:
sic wrote:
Cuddling, in my recent experience, always leads to sex. How could that possibly lower T levels?

That’s what I was gonna say. It’s easy for the wife to get me fired up.

AMEN! Also in my case, cuddling often times leads to my dude getting some lower oral action :wink:

Ha ha! Well, it DOES depend on if he just wants to be totally selfish or return the favor to me at the same time! :wink:

[/quote]

Depends on your definition of selfish. I don’t go down on her just for her pleasure.

[quote]pbody03 wrote:
TACHICK wrote:
Damici wrote:
As opposed to that “upper oral action . . . ?”

:wink:

TACHICK wrote:
Kratos wrote:
sic wrote:
Cuddling, in my recent experience, always leads to sex. How could that possibly lower T levels?

That’s what I was gonna say. It’s easy for the wife to get me fired up.

AMEN! Also in my case, cuddling often times leads to my dude getting some lower oral action :wink:

Ha ha! Well, it DOES depend on if he just wants to be totally selfish or return the favor to me at the same time! :wink:

Depends on your definition of selfish. I don’t go down on her just for her pleasure.[/quote]

I understand…I guess I’m in the minority as far as the fact that it gives me TREMENDOUS pleasure to know that I am orally pleasing my guy. All he has to do is lay/sit there and enjoy the attention. God, I sound like a horny b*tch, which I am…oh well!!!

[quote]TACHICK wrote:
pbody03 wrote:
TACHICK wrote:
Damici wrote:
As opposed to that “upper oral action . . . ?”

:wink:

TACHICK wrote:
Kratos wrote:
sic wrote:
Cuddling, in my recent experience, always leads to sex. How could that possibly lower T levels?

That’s what I was gonna say. It’s easy for the wife to get me fired up.

AMEN! Also in my case, cuddling often times leads to my dude getting some lower oral action :wink:

Ha ha! Well, it DOES depend on if he just wants to be totally selfish or return the favor to me at the same time! :wink:

Depends on your definition of selfish. I don’t go down on her just for her pleasure.

I understand…I guess I’m in the minority as far as the fact that it gives me TREMENDOUS pleasure to know that I am orally pleasing my guy. All he has to do is lay/sit there and enjoy the attention. God, I sound like a horny b*tch, which I am…oh well!!!
[/quote]

So your are being selfish, just like me,haha. More women should have the same outlook as you, Sabrina and my gf. There’d be alot less strife on the planet if that was the case, I swear if more guys had getting some there wouldn’t be so many assholes.

[quote]TrainerinDC wrote:

So DevilDog, you’re a walking boner now? That must be fun for while training.

[/quote]

It made pull-throughs interesting.

[quote]pbody03 wrote:
TACHICK wrote:
pbody03 wrote:
TACHICK wrote:
Damici wrote:
As opposed to that “upper oral action . . . ?”

:wink:

TACHICK wrote:
Kratos wrote:
sic wrote:
Cuddling, in my recent experience, always leads to sex. How could that possibly lower T levels?

That’s what I was gonna say. It’s easy for the wife to get me fired up.

AMEN! Also in my case, cuddling often times leads to my dude getting some lower oral action :wink:

Ha ha! Well, it DOES depend on if he just wants to be totally selfish or return the favor to me at the same time! :wink:

Depends on your definition of selfish. I don’t go down on her just for her pleasure.

I understand…I guess I’m in the minority as far as the fact that it gives me TREMENDOUS pleasure to know that I am orally pleasing my guy. All he has to do is lay/sit there and enjoy the attention. God, I sound like a horny b*tch, which I am…oh well!!!

So your are being selfish, just like me,haha. More women should have the same outlook as you, Sabrina and my gf. There’d be alot less strife on the planet if that was the case, I swear if more guys had getting some there wouldn’t be so many assholes.[/quote]

Sounds to me like the guys that ARE getting attention are the bigger assholes.

I can picture this. Most guys get bruises on their shins from deadlifts. Your bruises are a little further north.

[quote]devilBASTARDdog wrote:
TrainerinDC wrote:

So DevilDog, you’re a walking boner now? That must be fun for while training.

It made pull-throughs interesting.[/quote]

[quote]pbody03 wrote:
TACHICK wrote:
pbody03 wrote:
TACHICK wrote:
Damici wrote:
As opposed to that “upper oral action . . . ?”

:wink:

TACHICK wrote:
Kratos wrote:
sic wrote:
Cuddling, in my recent experience, always leads to sex. How could that possibly lower T levels?

That’s what I was gonna say. It’s easy for the wife to get me fired up.

AMEN! Also in my case, cuddling often times leads to my dude getting some lower oral action :wink:

Ha ha! Well, it DOES depend on if he just wants to be totally selfish or return the favor to me at the same time! :wink:

Depends on your definition of selfish. I don’t go down on her just for her pleasure.

I understand…I guess I’m in the minority as far as the fact that it gives me TREMENDOUS pleasure to know that I am orally pleasing my guy. All he has to do is lay/sit there and enjoy the attention. God, I sound like a horny b*tch, which I am…oh well!!!

So your are being selfish, just like me,haha. More women should have the same outlook as you, Sabrina and my gf. There’d be alot less strife on the planet if that was the case, I swear if more guys had getting some there wouldn’t be so many assholes.[/quote]

Yeah, well I have thought the same thing for years–which is probably why MOST bitches act like their bj and intercourse performance is Guiness Book worthy…which makes me want to f’in wretch, b/c I know I can back my *hit up over and over and over and over and over and…

[quote]TACHICK wrote:
pbody03 wrote:
TACHICK wrote:
pbody03 wrote:
TACHICK wrote:
Damici wrote:
As opposed to that “upper oral action . . . ?”

:wink:

TACHICK wrote:
Kratos wrote:
sic wrote:
Cuddling, in my recent experience, always leads to sex. How could that possibly lower T levels?

That’s what I was gonna say. It’s easy for the wife to get me fired up.

AMEN! Also in my case, cuddling often times leads to my dude getting some lower oral action :wink:

Ha ha! Well, it DOES depend on if he just wants to be totally selfish or return the favor to me at the same time! :wink:

Depends on your definition of selfish. I don’t go down on her just for her pleasure.

I understand…I guess I’m in the minority as far as the fact that it gives me TREMENDOUS pleasure to know that I am orally pleasing my guy. All he has to do is lay/sit there and enjoy the attention. God, I sound like a horny b*tch, which I am…oh well!!!

So your are being selfish, just like me,haha. More women should have the same outlook as you, Sabrina and my gf. There’d be alot less strife on the planet if that was the case, I swear if more guys had getting some there wouldn’t be so many assholes.

Yeah, well I have thought the same thing for years–which is probably why MOST bitches act like their bj and intercourse performance is Guiness Book worthy…which makes me want to f’in wretch, b/c I know I can back my *hit up over and over and over and over and over and…

[/quote]

Damn. Ya know I just realized I’m single and have a job interview in Ohio. What a coinkydink eh?

[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
pbody03 wrote:
TACHICK wrote:
pbody03 wrote:
TACHICK wrote:
Damici wrote:
As opposed to that “upper oral action . . . ?”

:wink:

TACHICK wrote:
Kratos wrote:
sic wrote:
Cuddling, in my recent experience, always leads to sex. How could that possibly lower T levels?

That’s what I was gonna say. It’s easy for the wife to get me fired up.

AMEN! Also in my case, cuddling often times leads to my dude getting some lower oral action :wink:

Ha ha! Well, it DOES depend on if he just wants to be totally selfish or return the favor to me at the same time! :wink:

Depends on your definition of selfish. I don’t go down on her just for her pleasure.

I understand…I guess I’m in the minority as far as the fact that it gives me TREMENDOUS pleasure to know that I am orally pleasing my guy. All he has to do is lay/sit there and enjoy the attention. God, I sound like a horny b*tch, which I am…oh well!!!

So your are being selfish, just like me,haha. More women should have the same outlook as you, Sabrina and my gf. There’d be alot less strife on the planet if that was the case, I swear if more guys had getting some there wouldn’t be so many assholes.

Sounds to me like the guys that ARE getting attention are the bigger assholes.[/quote]

What ya on about Barney? How I am being an asshole? Because I have a woman with unbeliveably incredible oral skills and you don’t? Please elaborate. Fuck you’ve been moaning about not getting laid long enough, do something about it. Or did I just prove my point, lighten up man. You won’t get any with that 'tude.

Maybe Barney was over-cuddled as a child causing him low serum T-levels and extra agression…

[quote]TrainerinDC wrote:
Maybe Barney was over-cuddled as a child causing him low serum T-levels and extra agression… [/quote]

I don’t really have any aggression. Fortunately, or unfortunately.

There is some truth to the whole debate.

My theory:
As we know, gals are attracted to stuntmen, rockers or superspies. The danger these guys face on a daily basis and their ability to deal with it is what makes them so attractive.
Alas, when vixens get a hand on their precious fatherhood material, they try to “detestify” them, using ancient, proven techniques.
They redecorate the house (“I thought you’d like the color, besides, it’s not pink, it’s rose du jour and it’s totally trendy!”)
They lose their appetite for sex, seemingly because of the pill or some such.
They switch TV channels, claiming the acion blockbuster is bad for the kid. Instead, you find youself watching romantic comedy (By which I don’t mean porn).

But no, this is all part of a grand yet sinister plan. You see, as the genetic information does not change, the father of their offspring might as well become some fat idiot who just assures a good income. In fact, abandoning his original profession will be a lot safer for her and the kids’ well being. Also, HE might think the change came just naturally. (“I just thought it was time to take more responsibility. No, I don’t miss being a pirate.”)

Beware, T-brethren, of hormone-leeching cuddling. If it doesn’t lead to sex, it leads to your doom.
Therefore, I advise to always go straight for the panty when you feel her arms around you.