Ct. Rockula's Car

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Consul wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Consul wrote:
Where is your new log, Rock?[/quote]

Don’t feel like logging right now.

I’ve had 3 here. Started in 09 and want a break.

Actually a break from the site altogether.

I will start one again but not sure when. New Years maybe.

The only reason im still here is bc the girl in my avatar started logging here again so I will stay to support her.

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Add me on the bookface[/quote]

Haven’t had one of those in years.[/quote]

Make one just for me - make me feel special.

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lol

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random hot eastern wimmenz picture

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Is this where I should post this?

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[quote]hastalles wrote:

Is this where I should post this?[/quote]

I just had multiple organisms

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[quote]hastalles wrote:

Is this where I should post this?[/quote]

Damn right it is

Check out “Passion of Flesh” by Decoded Feedback

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[quote]Consul wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Consul wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Consul wrote:
Where is your new log, Rock?[/quote]

Don’t feel like logging right now.

I’ve had 3 here. Started in 09 and want a break.

Actually a break from the site altogether.

I will start one again but not sure when. New Years maybe.

The only reason im still here is bc the girl in my avatar started logging here again so I will stay to support her.

[/quote]

Add me on the bookface[/quote]

Haven’t had one of those in years.[/quote]

Make one just for me - make me feel special.
[/quote]

You’re just a slut. Im not letting you move in with me.

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[quote]Edgy wrote:
random hot eastern wimmenz picture[/quote]

Nothing is better

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I expected it to be some huge anal sex probe toy thing.[/quote]

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A big sandy dildo with wheels.[/quote]

My work car is a big blood dripping dildo[/quote]

Bumper sticker reads: my other car is a Rapeaxe.[/quote]

You can’t drive a RAPEAXE!!! Silly man.

Unless Copper is working on something at the lab in Estonia that I don’t know about.[/quote]
I’m working on it as we speak, but since you’ve revealed the location of our secret underground research and development lab, I was forced to delay things while I found another suitable location in another Eastern bloc country.

It’s hard to describe, but I think the best description is to say that it looks like a large, gaping vagina smoking a cigarette while simultaneously rearranging billiard balls inside of it.

edit: and alloy wheels

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
random hot eastern wimmenz picture[/quote]

Nothing is better[/quote]

I have posted a sexy tranny for your enjoyment as well.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
You’re just a slut. Im not letting you move in with me.[/quote]

But… but you told me you like sluts.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I expected it to be some huge anal sex probe toy thing.[/quote]

x2

A big sandy dildo with wheels.[/quote]

My work car is a big blood dripping dildo[/quote]

I just happened to come across this today.

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[quote]aeyogi wrote:
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Drilldo?

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]hastalles wrote:

Is this where I should post this?[/quote]

Damn right it is

Check out “Passion of Flesh” by Decoded Feedback

[/quote]

hell yeah, i raise you this

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I like that shit

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[quote]Consul wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
You’re just a slut. Im not letting you move in with me.[/quote]

But… but you told me you like sluts.
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I dont like the whole slut. I like the slut hole.

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I expected it to be some huge anal sex probe toy thing.[/quote]

x2

A big sandy dildo with wheels.[/quote]

My work car is a big blood dripping dildo[/quote]

Bumper sticker reads: my other car is a Rapeaxe.[/quote]

You can’t drive a RAPEAXE!!! Silly man.

Unless Copper is working on something at the lab in Estonia that I don’t know about.[/quote]
I’m working on it as we speak, but since you’ve revealed the location of our secret underground research and development lab, I was forced to delay things while I found another suitable location in another Eastern bloc country.

It’s hard to describe, but I think the best description is to say that it looks like a large, gaping vagina smoking a cigarette while simultaneously rearranging billiard balls inside of it.

edit: and alloy wheels[/quote]

No need to move locations. Just move Estonia and you’ll be fine. Seems easier.

What brand of cigarettes is the vagina smoking and what color are the billiard balls? what sequence is the rearranging? This information is very importatnt. I know you’re a details guy and I expect you to deliver greatly. I’m asking out of curiousity as I’d like to start a prep pack of things I will include in our pitch to the funders…

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I expected it to be some huge anal sex probe toy thing.[/quote]

x2

A big sandy dildo with wheels.[/quote]

My work car is a big blood dripping dildo[/quote]

Bumper sticker reads: my other car is a Rapeaxe.[/quote]

You can’t drive a RAPEAXE!!! Silly man.

Unless Copper is working on something at the lab in Estonia that I don’t know about.[/quote]
I’m working on it as we speak, but since you’ve revealed the location of our secret underground research and development lab, I was forced to delay things while I found another suitable location in another Eastern bloc country.

It’s hard to describe, but I think the best description is to say that it looks like a large, gaping vagina smoking a cigarette while simultaneously rearranging billiard balls inside of it.

edit: and alloy wheels[/quote]

No need to move locations. Just move Estonia and you’ll be fine. Seems easier.

What brand of cigarettes is the vagina smoking and what color are the billiard balls? what sequence is the rearranging? This information is very importatnt. I know you’re a details guy and I expect you to deliver greatly. I’m asking out of curiousity as I’d like to start a prep pack of things I will include in our pitch to the funders…[/quote]

The cigarettes are hand-rolled Bugler tobacco, prepared by a small Armenian genocide survivor. The balls are multi-colored since the whole fucking rack is shoved up there, and of course, they are to come out sequentially, 1 thru 15, with the 8-ball being last. Anything less than that and this bitch, uh I mean car, fucking gets it right in the tailpipe.

As far as a prep pack, I think a small blowtorch and a Sneaky Pete cue stick should suffice, along with a free copy of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? on DVD.

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I expected it to be some huge anal sex probe toy thing.[/quote]

x2

A big sandy dildo with wheels.[/quote]

My work car is a big blood dripping dildo[/quote]

Bumper sticker reads: my other car is a Rapeaxe.[/quote]

You can’t drive a RAPEAXE!!! Silly man.

Unless Copper is working on something at the lab in Estonia that I don’t know about.[/quote]
I’m working on it as we speak, but since you’ve revealed the location of our secret underground research and development lab, I was forced to delay things while I found another suitable location in another Eastern bloc country.

It’s hard to describe, but I think the best description is to say that it looks like a large, gaping vagina smoking a cigarette while simultaneously rearranging billiard balls inside of it.

edit: and alloy wheels[/quote]

No need to move locations. Just move Estonia and you’ll be fine. Seems easier.

What brand of cigarettes is the vagina smoking and what color are the billiard balls? what sequence is the rearranging? This information is very importatnt. I know you’re a details guy and I expect you to deliver greatly. I’m asking out of curiousity as I’d like to start a prep pack of things I will include in our pitch to the funders…[/quote]

The cigarettes are hand-rolled Bugler tobacco, prepared by a small Armenian genocide survivor. The balls are multi-colored since the whole fucking rack is shoved up there, and of course, they are to come out sequentially, 1 thru 15, with the 8-ball being last. Anything less than that and this bitch, uh I mean car, fucking gets it right in the tailpipe.

As far as a prep pack, I think a small blowtorch and a Sneaky Pete cue stick should suffice, along with a free copy of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? on DVD.[/quote]

The bitch…I mean car funds like the perfect family vehicle. We are restoring an American tradition here Cooper and I am damn proud. Yes the Sunday drive will come back and with it wholesomeness…

RAPEAXE!!!

I have another quick question and please don’t be upset but how many exclamation marks should there be?