Ct. Rockula: Reveal Thyself!

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[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Wait…so the Wonder twins are afraid to show themselves in public?

…even after we splurged on those brand new purple Costumes?

That’s it, dude. The BJL is going to have to meet about this.

We are beginning to have doubts you actually have any super powers.[/quote]

Looh, bro! I told you I ain’t wearin that shit. We already went over my new uniform.

And for the record Hallowed is my other half. Yep, I brought a white woman into the BJL.

RUN TELL DAT, NUKKA!!![/quote]

Thank you Count,
I’m going to resign from my prospective position as WhiteWimmenzLiaison
I don’t think my vag would have survived the initiation[/quote]

We told you like 5x’s to bring lube. That initiation is a bitch.[/quote]

Well now that I’m in the BJLA I will be administering the initiation… not receiving it.

Now, where are the WhiteWimminzLiaison applicants?

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do we really want a pic? or just an excuse to make a 5 page thread with nothing but more attention for this person… the Black 300lbs cutting vamp that used to live in Ohio but moved to Ireland? I mean really… it’ll never happen.

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it’s better not to know… with the mystery of personification that has been built up at this point anything would probably be a let down.

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[quote]Efuchs7 wrote:
it’s better not to know… with the mystery of personification that has been built up at this point anything would probably be a let down.[/quote]

What were you expecting?

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That’s it Count. I’m buying you out of your half of the RAPEAXE!!! brand name and all its subsidiaries. I can’t trust you if I don’t even know you’re real. I am going to have to ask you to cease and desist from using the RAPEAXE!!! name for any sort of monetary gain whatsoever. My lawyers will be in contact with you.

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Reveal Thyself Count!

I imagine he looks something like this:

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[quote]Blaze_108 wrote:
Reveal Thyself Count!

I imagine he looks something like this:…but not.[/quote]

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[quote]Blaze_108 wrote:
Reveal Thyself Count!

I imagine he looks something like this:[/quote]

Yeah, he WISHES he looked like that. He’s really Mr. Roper from Three’s Company.

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Guys, if you listened to me you’d know that the best we can hope for is an artist’s rendition. Here’s my best effort.

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is that a heart?

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Yes. Rock has to take care of his peri-workout nutrition, dontchaknow.

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Blue, I see you’ve gotten good at MS Paint. Bravo!

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[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Blue, I see you’ve gotten good at MS Paint. Bravo![/quote]

What can I say, you inspired me.

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700×524 45.4 KB

bumping with tittys.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
This is just like the lunk alarm, kerly’s hat eating, and lesbian sex between hot chicks…

It ain’t gonna happen[/quote]

you never forget?

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This thread has brought Kerley back to life!

Today, we shall rejoice upon the power of the interwebz, and the omnipotent power of Rock~

Welcome back, Kerley…

Your presence has been sorely missed.

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[quote]Edgy wrote:
This thread has brought Kerley back to life!

Today, we shall rejoice upon the power of the interwebz, and the omnipotent power of Rock~

Welcome back, Kerley…

Your presence has been sorely missed.[/quote]

my spidey senses were tingling so i knew Ct. rockula lulz were being had.

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i can confirm that he has at least two legs.

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[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
i can confirm that he has at least two legs.[/quote]

Which one did he put in your ass?

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
i can confirm that he has at least two legs.[/quote]

Which one did he put in your ass?[/quote]
The one he took out of his 1 boot pic he’s posted. Which, coincidentally can be used for bodyfat% estimates.