Ct. Rockula: Reveal Thyself!

Look at those lucious fucking moobs!

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C’mon broseph, remember we have midget trannie porn in common. Give the people what they want.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
You owe me a fucking picture COUNT! After all, how do you expect me to run the RAPEAXE!!! brand with you if I don’t even know what you look like? I’m beginning to suspect you’re one of the Olsen twins.[/quote]

Which one?

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
I saw Rock at the Arnold. He’s a big black dude.
[/quote]

Dude…really? I was looking for other TNation shirts the few hours I was there and didnt see ONE. Why didnt you say anything?

[quote]gregron wrote:
Count… As the token white member of your super team that’s opposed Prof X’s super team I request a picture to know who I am supporting… I’m sure I’d recognize you from the zombie deadlifting back tattoo but just to be certain… A pic? [/quote]

dude, me and Hallowed are The Wonder Twins. I’ve made peace with Prof.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
<----Raquel[/quote]

Even more awsum…you have a thread asking for pics and so do I!

We are one, Raquel.

[quote]print wrote:
C’mon broseph, remember we have midget trannie porn in common. Give the people what they want.[/quote]

You bitched out on the midget trannie.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]debraD wrote:
I’m sure I know what the count looks like. I have a picture in my head. [/quote]

A cross between Sinbad, Robert Smith, and Will Harris.

lol[/quote]

Who the hell is Robert Smith?

lmao Vegita…

I want 666 luz from this thread…give the devil his due.

Not to ruin the thread but… Rock, you could always just PM Dwarf a pic and if he wanted he could confirm that you are in fact a big black guy. That’d get around the posters you don’t like.

For the record I already believe you, so I don’t need see the need for posting pics if you don’t want to.

No one flame me please.

NO flame…just keep that avatar up for another 20 min or so.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
You owe me a fucking picture COUNT! After all, how do you expect me to run the RAPEAXE!!! brand with you if I don’t even know what you look like? I’m beginning to suspect you’re one of the Olsen twins.[/quote]

Which one?[/quote]

The one whose horrific sexual experiences with me led to anorexia and drug addiction.

[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
Not to ruin the thread but… Rock, you could always just PM Dwarf a pic and if he wanted he could confirm that you are in fact a big black guy. That’d get around the posters you don’t like.

For the record I already believe you, so I don’t need see the need for posting pics if you don’t want to.

No one flame me please.

[/quote]

Dude, pming pics to certain posters would just add to the curiosity…tus enhancing the mystery.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
You owe me a fucking picture COUNT! After all, how do you expect me to run the RAPEAXE!!! brand with you if I don’t even know what you look like? I’m beginning to suspect you’re one of the Olsen twins.[/quote]

Which one?[/quote]

The one whose horrific sexual experiences with me led to anorexia and drug addiction.[/quote]

You’re the reason I turned to coke, huh?

True faith does not require proof.

I need no pictures evil one.

May I smite this pitiful horde of unbelievers now?

[quote]Edgy wrote:
True faith does not require proof.

I need no pictures evil one.

May I smite this pitiful horde of unbelievers now?[/quote]

Yes, go forth with axe in hand.

[quote]Edgy wrote:
True faith does not require proof.

I need no pictures evil one.

May I smite this pitiful horde of unbelievers now?[/quote]

Now this is some TRUE BLOOD faith right here.

His love for Sweet Sweet Vanilla is all I need to prove he is indeed the descendant of Ham. I need no pictures sir. Go forth an conquer.

Count, Your location says Ireland. Aint no brothas in Ireland.