Ok @T3hPwnisher , I finally got some time to play with my food.
Bacon.
Egg.
Roll up
Burrito shell with peanut sauce.
Peanut sauce is equal parts Jiff & soy sauce with a splash of thai chili oil.
Wrapped.
And served with a smile? 
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Without smile.
Ohh man, that peanut sauce is salty as hell. Not used to that.
Edit: applewood bacon. And @BethB
Use mae ploy instead of soy sauce, then add enough lime juice until it stops tasting like a pb+j.
I’m gonna have to google that, but Thanks! 
Turns out I really like bacon & peanut butter!
When wife can eat again, she’s gonna love this.
I applaud your adventures in food debauchery. In this particular instance, you’ve basically learned about combing two types of “food magic” together.
It was in college that I discovered how delicious bacon is with ketchup. Which, like, I shoulda figured out from eating bacon cheeseburgers or the double western bacon cheeseburger from Carl’s Jr (BBQ sauce, but still). But it was because the eggs in the dinning hall were powdered eggs turned into eggloaf that NEEDED ketchup to choke down that my bacon accidentally made contact and I realized what a sucker I had been for not noticing this my whole life.
Which really just shows how sugar is a compliment to bacon.
Bacon is a great food item. The variety of it makes it almost universal. My entire forray into breakfast foods is pretty much documented here & in food porn thread. I’ve never really been a morning/breakfast eater. I’d grab & go at convenience stores, but everything being a function of time-I just never put much though or effort into it.
I posted similar to here and a woman I’m friends with jumped right in. You know what she recommended?
Peanut butter and banana on burger.
Elvis peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwiches cooked in a stick of butter
Mystery meat!
The grocery store started bagging up butt ends of what ever those big bundles are called before they’re sliced into deli meat.
So this bag I just got has these big chunks of random turkey butts. Last night was black pepper crusted, tonights seems like buffalo seasonings.
So random bird meat, virginia ham, provolone & coleslaw w/mustard.
I only wish you used pork shoulder instead of ham to go along with the turkey butts so we could recreate this meme
