See? Even the memeosphere knows its horrible.
Unless you made that, in which case- your skills have become exceptional! 
thank you
I don’t think I posted this in the other thread at the time, cuz its sad.
Maybe not a crime, but definitely sad.
Looks good. I like my pizza crust a little burnt.
I like that all 4 of its ingredients are the same color now
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A few people on facebook said the same. They’re my friends though, so I can’t trust them.
I was like “Yeah! Pizza!” Then 
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Gotta be honest, that dosen’t sound half bad with some hot sauce, and something crunchy.
I was reading this thinking, it sounds like a fairly regular dish in my rotation, even the Cholula.
Then you had to go and do this:
I thought I was being exotic!
During my lowest times money wise and I was lifting, although had I known then what know now about training I woulda been better off with this diet-
I would buy a big can of red kidney beans for like 3bucks (would last about 5-days) and boxes of pasta.
I mixed them together for lunch and breakfast.
I should have eaten a that big can in like 2-days plus at least a full box of pasta, trained the way I do now and I would have been diced.
Instead I was being a pencil neck and spreading it out.
Aw man, what an awesome thread idea. I just burnt some hashbrowns beyond recognition as a food when I got distracted. I should have taken a picture before I tossed them. Never fear - life offers many opportunities for a debacle photograph.
It sounds better than it was, at least that was my experience.
I’ve given up on making those shredded hash browns you brown in a pan. I always burn them
Folks, this isn’t a food prep issue: it’s a marketing one. You’re simply making blackened hash browns flambe!
About 20 years ago i used to microwave egg whites with my oatmeal
I can’t imagine how that turned out.
It was a thing back then…did not last long…now that i think about it, it was the 80s…so thats 40 years ago, lol
It doesn’t have to be a debacle. We can’t all plate food like @Brant_Drake or @anna_5588
This is a thread for non porn food. Sometimes failures, sometimes odd, sometimes just everday stuff and sometimes about these we know we shouldn’t be eating but… we do anyway.
This is so true. At one job I was told to cut the bread/tomatoes/beef “more crooked” so people knew it was handmade.
Maybe this should be in the confession thread. It certainly dosen’t belong in the food porn thread.
I’m stupid busy with work, so I’ve been buying Whole Food family meals every couple of days for lunch and dinner. If they’re on sale and you have prime it’s cheaper than the ingredients would cost, and you can get 4/5 meals out of it adding in a shake, with semi-decent macros. Not perfect (and you have to admit you went to Whole Foods).
