Crimes Against Nutrition

A while back, I made a provel cheese with smoked gouda, havarti and coffee.

That was good shite

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Oh, you’re my kind of nasty! :smiling_face_with_horns:

We could do that with chanterelle too.

Black trumpets would be even better, but my timing has been off on those.

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If you’re on the road in the morning, Casey’s breakfast pizza is legit.

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I’m ashamed to admit that I’ve been living in the great plains/midwest long enough that I immediately recognized that as a Casey’s pizza before I read the caption.

It’s unfair for a gas station to have pizza so good you can order it by the pie.

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Gas stations actually have better food for the money than traditional drive throughs and fast casual now.

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Not in Canada. Their food is not remotely “too legit to quit”. But anyone can heat a hotdog.

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The council decrees you must post a pwo poutine photo.

I would rather get a drunk tornado from circle K than drunk taco bell at this point

For the record, I was a huge taco bell fan

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I was until they banned me. It was only 1 store, but it’s the principle.

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how do you get banned for a taco bell?

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I’m in high school in Florida, and me and a couple of my friends from cross country get really high after a weekend practice. We scrape together all our money and decide we want one of every item on the taco bell menu, so we pile into a car and go through the drive through. When we order, there’s a long pause, then a voice screams “MAN DON’T MESS WITH MY MENU! I’M COMING OUTSIDE ASSHOLES!”

So our stoned asses are really confused, and a big dude slams out the side door in a Taco Bell uniform yelling at us that he’s going to call the cops, we’re trespassing, we’re banned, he knows our faces, while banging on the hood/window, so we just panicked and drove off.

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We used to put in orders that the people behind the counter would shake their heads at. Like 36-40 soft tacos, +++++ all the individual stuff.

If it was from the drive through they might not have believed it, but a 6 man tree crew standing there- they believed it!

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Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away.
It’s a been years since I have eaten at TacoBell. Assholes charged me $13 for 3 tacos because I ordered double “meat”.

If I’m pating $13 for 3 tacos I will just go get real ones.

Now we just eat at the gas station grill that is in the same building as the TacoBell. :roll_eyes:

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I had a buddy whose friend was fired from Jack in the Box.

As an act of revenge, they went to the drive through one day and specifically ordered 33 tacos.

Why that number?

Because the former employee had the insider knowledge to know that the max capacity of tacos for the fryer was 32.

It was the perfect amount of petty spite.

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Things don’t get cheesier than this:

“Last night I drank four milkshakes and today I don’t feel so good. It must be the [said with sarcasm] lactose. When I was young, I loved cheese. When someone described a movie as cheesy, I couldn’t understand how that could be a bad thing. Cheesy, you say? What kind of cheesy?”
~Jim Gaffigan

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Now a days 2 tacos are $13! Last time I went to Taco Bell, i asked for their chicken nuggets. The girl at the window was like “we don’t have those anymore”. We were coming back from an event where the bartender wasn’t keeping a tab at all so I was more than well served. I replied “dude that’s fucking bullshit” and she said “yeah it really is. They were so good”. It was a fun time

We then went to a gas station and I had a furry belt that was bedazzled on so I asked the dude at the register if he liked it and he said “man I know grown men who still were their Superman drawers so if you like it, I do too”

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No shirt game, but apparently you have the belt game…

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Coolest belt I have that I didn’t make

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That’s awesome!

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