Creationism vs Evolution

[quote]pushharder wrote:
Jab1 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
You are the confused one, Jabby. I never said speciation didn’t happen.

“Know your enemy.” Read Sun Tzu carefully. You are maneuvering in ignorance. Don’t make me slap you around.

But I thought macroevolution doesn’t happen?

Thou stumbleth…again. Speciation is not macro-evolution. Look, Jab, you’ve put in a valiant effort here but you simply aint got the wherewithall to hang in here intelligently. You can still come to Kansas City though. Look forward to meeting you.

You know if you actually read the book properly you’d realise that physical conflict is the last resort of a commander who has no other option, and is usually down to bad leadership. You really shouldn’t invoke slaps and Sun Tzu in the same paragraph.[/quote]

Well except for the fact that actually speciation is macro evolution. But I’ve explained this to you enough times in this thread, you can do your own research from now on.

[quote]pushharder wrote:
But remember…the winner gets the girl…it’s all about the pussy, buddy.[/quote]

That well known Master Sun quote; “it’s all about the pussy”. I remember it well.

This is an interesting list I found while doing some reading on this topic…

100 Categories of Evidence Against Noah’s Flood

The entire site looks good for a browse, actually.

Eh PUSH

Do you believe in Noahs Ark ???

Surely you jest ?

[quote]pushharder wrote:
DrSkeptix wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Doc, I just had the most amazingly phenomenal notion! Since you live in the same metro area as this Criswell feller, why don’t YOUUUUUUU, the master of skepticism (by your very screen name) swing by ICR’s headquarters, just up the road from you in Santee, and straighten him out?

You could do a little field trip there like I did about 17 years ago. Then you could report back to this thread. You could relate how you found this bevy of flunkie scientists hanging out there with their stuffed dinosaur dolls and and how you looked into their eyes and could see that their rockers had indeed been pulled out from under them.

I’m serious. Do it. I’m sure ol’ Penta-Jab and Pook the Priest and I would ecstatically await the results of your visit. Take pictures and everything. It just might be fun.

Will you do it?

No.

Shucks.

I long ago learned the most important fact in psychiatry: insanity is not supposed to be an infectious disease.

And the reason is plain. The same reason I chose, pages ago, not to argue with you, someone I respect. You are not insane. But you have core beliefs and I do not need to detract from them.

If Dr. Criswell chooses to mangle and select science, that is fine. But, really, has he (among the other Flood-o-philes) chosen to forget that there were not 2 of every animal, but 7 of the clean variety? The ark must have had room for Jabs’ million beetles as well as 7 of each even-toed ungulate, but only 2 rabbits. Oh rabbits, for those who believe in the scientific inerrancy of the Holy Bible, must be cud chewing animals, as they are so identified in Leviticus, even if no rabbit in 6000 years has regurgitated from any of 4 stomachs.
So Dr Criswell and others do a disservice to the Bible.

Doc, you too have stumbled with this misconception of two (or seven) of every animal. Or of every species. You have jumped to improper conclusions without the requisite study. Scroll back up where I mention this. Remember the discussion about biblical “kinds” and species and genus’ and orders and families? Recall the discussions on micro-evolution and adaptation and speciation or better yet, research it a little in regards to creationism. You are doing a disservice to objectivity and full disclosure if you don’t.

You’ll find that the estimated number of animals is tremendously less than the nay sayers scream. Why is it all of a sudden so difficult to work with the idea of speciation when we are talking about the Flood? Answer that question, please. Why are you and others abruptly jumping overboard from the Good Ship “Speciation”? This is puzzling to me.

I know you are a linguistic aficionado. So spend a little time exploring the semantics of the word “kinds” as used in Genesis. In Hebrew. Take your knowledge of language, combine it with science and your knowledge of speciation and contemplate the idea that there might not had to have been eight gazillion animals on board a huge oil tanker sized ship with hundreds of thousands of square feet of space. Then get back to me.
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The word for “kind” is the same for “species,” myn. What you have done is define species to suit your ends. However much room there was the ark, that is how many species there are. This is tautologic. And it is not an acceptable description of speciation. Jab is correct. Even your compromised proposition–that Noah’s genera squeezed into a gopherwood box–are all there are with mere “microevolution”–is entirely unsupported by any objective observation. Lose this conviction.

Heretic! Bishop Usher tells us that the world is 6000 and a few years old. No more. The “box” in question was not constructed in the heretical ten thousand years BC–and don’t go on about the Nascar continents achieving their positions in 10,000 years. Regarding the time periods, which is it? Were the fossil strata laid down before the flood, or magically afterward in the ensuant 5000 years? (And, your task is to figure out when the righteous Methuselah died.)

As they are layman and so far you have not convinced me of your positions.

Why would I want to waste their time? I have no interest, as I said, in detracting from their system of beliefs. I also do not need to talk to schizophrenics about the Voices, the Conspiracies, and their beliefs which explain their lives.
I do not imply that those Creationists are insane, just that their beliefs are in a different majesterium than scientific inquiry.

Actually, I read all that stuff, and I, a layman, find it wrong where it is not overtly ridiculous.

The Bible gives us a very good estimate of pi–but that does not make it a trigonometry text.
The Bible gives us estimates of the Golden Ratio–but that does not make it an architectural text.
The Bible gives us a beautiful Creation story–but it is not a text of biology and paleontology.
Why would anyone want to reduce it so?

[quote]DrSkeptix wrote:

Heretic! Bishop Usher tells us that the world is 6000 and a few years old. No more.

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It has been created at a Saturday afternoon in Autumn, no less!

[quote]pushharder wrote:
Why are you and others abruptly jumping overboard from the Good Ship “Speciation”? This is puzzling to me.[/quote]

Because for enough genetic change to accumulate so that you get a new specie, you’ll new much more than a few thousand years of even a dozen. For bacteria or houseflies, you can go thru generations fast enough to do it in a lab (but you replace natural selection with human guided selection to help it along). You’re claiming that from about 30,000 animals (a number no zoo would even contemplate trying to accommodate, much less a damn boat who had to bring along their food for a year) speciation went nuts and produced the over 1 million animal species we know now of.

That’s just one of your unprovable claims; and is one of about a thousand other problems. You have to invent unbelievable rationalizations for just about every one of them; how plants could reappear all over the globe after spending a year under water (yeah, the flood trapped seeds just under the topsoil); how freshwater animals survived in “pockets” of fresh water… while the same water was grinding and throwing around continents, some pockets were left undisturbed. Don’t you hate it when you’re trying to blend some Grow! and there’s a pocket of undisturbed milk that just won’t mix?

The flood also left fossils sorted in strata with older animals (according to evolution) in lower stratas than more modern ones. Damn agile and smart water you got there. You need to claim that all fossils were made thru rapid fossilization, but that process doesn’t give you complete replacement of living tissue with mineral, as most large fossils we have show. You need more time. A lot of it. And even if rapid fossilization could produce complete replacement, you’re claiming that it occurred for all fossils in existence? A catastrophic event produces chaos; your catastrophe exhibits amazing order and evenness throughout. Except when it’s inconvenient. Then we have the most terrible, chaotic cataclysm ever seen.

Then there’s the problem of germs, bacteria, viruses, etc. who the people who wrote the Bible didn’t even know about… wild rationalizations have to be made for those too.

There’s the dinosaurs; claims of having them on the Ark are made (since they were alive before the flood) and here too, pretzelian logic reveals that Noah had babies or eggs, etc. The odd thing is: Why did they all die out after the flood, while the other animals were undergoing high rate speciation?

How could Noah - a bronze age guy - have achieved a feat of engineering that we couldn’t reproduce today? The largest wooden boat ever made was smaller than the Ark would have been, used steel reinforcments, was built with centuries of boat-building experience and still was barely sea worthy. Noah, in the Bronze Age, using antiquated tools managed to build a much bigger boat - all wood, no steel - that was 100% seaworthy on his first try?

The most modern US aircraft carriers have only about 5,000 men aboard and they need to be replenished in food about twice a month. Noah managed to have about 6 times the numbers of mouth to feed and had enough food for a year? Ever seen what a ruminant does? It eats - and shits - all the damn time.

You see, flushy, the problem is that you need to invoke special circumstances FOR EVERY FUCKING QUESTION that’s posed to you. Never, ever is anything self-evident or simple. With science, all the evidence fits together like the pieces of a beautiful puzzle we’re piecing back together, because we use the pieces to try and imagine the complete picture. Creationists take the picture from the Bible and try to fit science’s puzzle pieces in it. I’m sorry to say man, you’re going to be getting harder and harder pieces to fit until one day, your Flood Geology will seem as valid to you as Flat-Earth theory does today.

Happily, most people have enough common sense to see that Flood Geology and Flat Earth Theory are just as valid, ie. dead wrong. Bible-based science just doesn’t work; that never was the purpose of that book. It doesn’t even work that well for it’s stated purposed. Doing science with it is like driving a nail with Jell-O.

[quote]pushharder wrote:
DrSkeptix wrote:
pushharder wrote:
DrSkeptix wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Doc, I just had the most amazingly phenomenal notion! Since you live in the same metro area as this Criswell feller, why don’t YOUUUUUUU, the master of skepticism (by your very screen name) swing by ICR’s headquarters, just up the road from you in Santee, and straighten him out?

You could do a little field trip there like I did about 17 years ago. Then you could report back to this thread. You could relate how you found this bevy of flunkie scientists hanging out there with their stuffed dinosaur dolls and and how you looked into their eyes and could see that their rockers had indeed been pulled out from under them.

I’m serious. Do it. I’m sure ol’ Penta-Jab and Pook the Priest and I would ecstatically await the results of your visit. Take pictures and everything. It just might be fun.

Will you do it?

No.

Shucks.

I long ago learned the most important fact in psychiatry: insanity is not supposed to be an infectious disease.

And the reason is plain. The same reason I chose, pages ago, not to argue with you, someone I respect. You are not insane. But you have core beliefs and I do not need to detract from them.

If Dr. Criswell chooses to mangle and select science, that is fine. But, really, has he (among the other Flood-o-philes) chosen to forget that there were not 2 of every animal, but 7 of the clean variety? The ark must have had room for Jabs’ million beetles as well as 7 of each even-toed ungulate, but only 2 rabbits. Oh rabbits, for those who believe in the scientific inerrancy of the Holy Bible, must be cud chewing animals, as they are so identified in Leviticus, even if no rabbit in 6000 years has regurgitated from any of 4 stomachs.
So Dr Criswell and others do a disservice to the Bible.

Doc, you too have stumbled with this misconception of two (or seven) of every animal. Or of every species. You have jumped to improper conclusions without the requisite study. Scroll back up where I mention this. Remember the discussion about biblical “kinds” and species and genus’ and orders and families? Recall the discussions on micro-evolution and adaptation and speciation or better yet, research it a little in regards to creationism. You are doing a disservice to objectivity and full disclosure if you don’t.

You’ll find that the estimated number of animals is tremendously less than the nay sayers scream. Why is it all of a sudden so difficult to work with the idea of speciation when we are talking about the Flood? Answer that question, please. Why are you and others abruptly jumping overboard from the Good Ship “Speciation”? This is puzzling to me.

I know you are a linguistic aficionado. So spend a little time exploring the semantics of the word “kinds” as used in Genesis. In Hebrew. Take your knowledge of language, combine it with science and your knowledge of speciation and contemplate the idea that there might not had to have been eight gazillion animals on board a huge oil tanker sized ship with hundreds of thousands of square feet of space. Then get back to me.

The word for “kind” is the same for “species,” myn.

Doc, you have completely overstepped your knowledge of this subject. You have no earthly way of ascertaining that the English word, “kind” directly translates to the Hebrew original meaning. You simply cannot do this. You can look in a modern Hebrew-English dictionary and it may say that but you are completely out of bounds to say that the author of the first three chapters of Genesis penned the word several thousand years ago so that it would precisely fit an English word in his distant future. Stop it with this foolishness.

What you have done is define species to suit your ends.

Maybe it is, in fact, you who have done this.

However much room there was the ark, that is how many species there are. This is tautologic. And it is not an acceptable description of speciation. Jab is correct. Even your compromised proposition–that Noah’s genera squeezed into a gopherwood box–are all there are with mere “microevolution”–is entirely unsupported by any objective observation. Lose this conviction.

The problem for evolutionists is they simply cannot force speciation to occur so that it transcends genera. It can be speculated, yes, but it is unsupported by any objective observation. And as it has been stated many times both by myself and my opponents, taxonomy is an inexact and fluid science so I am not stating unequivocally that the genus level IS the line. But there is that brick wall I talked about. You should know this. There is no reason I should be lecturing you about this; you are too smart of a guy.

Heretic! Bishop Usher tells us that the world is 6000 and a few years old. No more.

I know all about the kind bishop. Maybe he was right. Maybe he wasn’t. Don’t tell me to heed Usher when you in fact don’t. Goose and gander, baby.

The “box” in question was not constructed in the heretical ten thousand years BC–and don’t go on about the Nascar continents achieving their positions in 10,000 years. Regarding the time periods, which is it? Were the fossil strata laid down before the flood, or magically afterward in the ensuant 5000 years?

Why don’t you stroll on down to Santee and ask them there boyz your questions? Or is it too much easier to taunt your buddy on the internet? Hmmmmmm?

As they are layman and so far you have not convinced me of your positions.

Strawman!

I know you are a very intelligent guy and I respect you greatly but you just pitched a ball that was intended to hit the batter. There are scientists at ICR that you may disagree with but to call them laymen is just a low blow. I’ve seen some of them in debates with evolutionists and they are not “second string” players. Lose this conviction.

Why would I want to waste their time?

So you’d rather waste mine?

I have no interest, as I said, in detracting from their system of beliefs. I also do not need to talk to schizophrenics about the Voices, the Conspiracies, and their beliefs which explain their lives.
I do not imply that those Creationists are insane, just that their beliefs are in a different majesterium than scientific inquiry.

Ad hominem.

Actually, I read all that stuff…

Bullshit. I’m no more going to let you make that claim unchallenged than if you’d said you’ve practiced every Kama Sutra move with a real live Indian princess.

Why did you bring this up?

The Bible gives us a very good estimate of pi–but that does not make it a trigonometry text.
The Bible gives us estimates of the Golden Ratio–but that does not make it an architectural text.
The Bible gives us a beautiful Creation story–but it is not a text of biology and paleontology.
Why would anyone want to reduce it so?

I understand what you’re saying but is it a reduction? Really?[/quote]

The meaning of a word is derived from its continuous usage, and from internal concordance. There are about 8000 root words in the OT, and there are not distinctions that English may hold, say, “variety,” “kind,” “species,” “manner.” You have no basis for presuming another idiosyncratic definition. However Linnaeus may have felt about his distinctions, my definition of species is derived from empiric observations over 250 years, and is not tautologic. You lose this particular argument.

I built no straw men. What Creationists have to say–and what I read in your cited posts–stands on its own gaseous ambiguities.

The Bronze Age scholars who redacted Genesis were not fools and idiots. To pretend that Genesis is a biology text is to reduce the value of The Bible. The Bible does not need to explain flagellar evolution, or cytochrome c, and in its expression of truth it does not rely on bizarre perversion of orogeny and plate tectonic theory. I do not find it lacking thereby. For those that cling to it, it is instead the description of relationship among men, God and His creations. That suffices.

[quote]pushharder wrote:
300, don’t come on here and be a cheerleader. Get IN the game or stay in SAMA and GAL.[/quote]

I post in neither on a regular basis, so to tell me to “stay” in either would be an erroneous judgement.

As for getting in the game, come now be serious even the Vatican has declared it a fable to prove a point, you cannot be serious in trying to convince others than a man got 2 of every species of animal onto an Ark and off they went.

Come now, what wooden ship would have sustained the weight ? Or what wooden ship would have been able to be wide enough to sustain 2 of every type of the animal kingdom.

I am most tolerant to people and their beliefs but surely you jest in trying to defend the in-defendable.

I appeal to your common sense and logical thinking, while i know is somewhat clouded by religion surely the logistics of it would prove to be impossible by anyones wilest imaginations.

If you do believe then truly i am at a loss of how to comprehend how you eyes could be so totally closed and totally devoted to a book that is MAN written and has no more validity than say the Star Wars religion.

I am astounded that any sane logical thinking person could possibly presume this to be true.

[quote]pushharder wrote:
DrSkeptix wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Something that has been mentioned frequently on this thread:

Speciation and the Animals on the Ark
by Daniel Criswell, Ph.D.*

…jaw-dropping lunacy…

  • Dr. Criswell is a professor of biology at the Institute for Creation Research Graduate School.

This is…it’s…well, it’s enough to give religion a bad name.

Doc, knowing you, this is a puzzling post.[/quote]

It’s not really that puzzling. You posted quite a few things on the flood that are very hard to swallow scientifically for most people.

[quote]DrSkeptix wrote:

A disservice to science is a less important matter. If the Floodophiles which you, Friend Push, have cited would be right, the continents would be skittering around like Nascar entrants, the Flood would have precipitated limestone in precisely overlapping eras, in 40 days, and the Creator, taking notice of planned arrangement of fossils, would have to perform acts of creation, several million times, since in the fossil record so many species exist and so few were present “at the creation.”
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Not sure about this, but as far as I’m aware the notion that the earth was 1 whole landmass 10,000 years ago isn’t universal to young earth creationism, and I think I’ve heard the theory (if you’ll forgive my usage of that term) that the flood was NOT a global flood, but rather massively regional–mid-east/europe/something along those lines. I haven’t even read about it, but that line of thinking would allow for the idea that there might be species and/or people that survived the flood w/o being on the ark. I’m fairly certain that the idea that the earth was one land mass (ie “pangea”) 10K years ago is not in anyway universal in young earth creationist thinking. But I could be wrong.

Friend Skeptix, every time I read one of your posts, I find myself wishing I could somehow spend an afternoon picking your brain on random subjects. You have an excellent way of putting things, and a lot to say on very diverse topics.