Crazy Stuff you Hear at Work

I over head a female staff member talking about this new gum she just tried and this is a direct quote.

“I liked the flavor, but it made me cough just like when I have SEMEN stuck right here” as she pointed to her voice box.

I about pissed myself laughing so hard.

What crazy shit have you heard at work, that you couldnt believe.

Did you ask her for a blow job just to make sure?

One time this guy I had never talked to before said he always wanted to “fuck a bitch in the rain”. (You could tell it started raining really hard outside).

[quote]Chewman wrote:
I over heard a female staff member talking about this new gum she just tried and this is a direct quote.

“I liked the flavor, but it made me cough just like when I have SEMEN stuck right here” as she pointed to her voice box.

I about pissed myself laughing so hard.

What crazy shit have you heard at work, that you couldnt believe.[/quote]

You DID ask her out right?

Out of nowhere, this guy I work with once said:

“I remember the first time I got crabs…”