Craziest Circumstances for Sex

when i was 16 [im 21] i fucked my gf at the time on the roof of her house cause her mom kicked me out.she was in the house the whole time
i was at a party that was getting “busted” and while the cops were ushering us out some random broad pushed me into the pool house [which was about 1/2 the size of the average bathroom] and we started smashing.
theres an outdoor shopping center in houston called the village. its pretty well known and “prestigious.” i was walking around with my buddy when he saw this broad he knew. he informally introduced us, and about 10 min later, we were on the roof of a restaraunt across the street smashin where not 20ft away there was some dudes workin on the building connected next door. she didnt even know my name
for awhile i lived across the street from the H.I.S.D [houston indipendent school district] building, and it had an elementary school connected to it. a girl i hadnt seen in awhile [over a yr] was visiting another girl that lived in my apt. complex, we met up and started foolin around. she “dragged” me to the elementary school and sucked my dick on one of the outside lunch tables [school had already let out, but there was still some people there] it was about 4:00pm, she wouldnt let me hit cause i didnt have a rubber, so i bounced and got drunk with some friends. i met up with her again later that night and was knockin that ass.
i was 18 or younger for those “events” i’ve become more reserved in my old age

Aww… they like me! They really like me! LOL Shit, you guys are funny.

The cab story reminded me of a moment not too long ago in a land kinda far away.

A friend and I were out on the town and in evening wear. After a lovely dinner and show, we had drinks at a blues lounge. Aside from both of us being way overdressed (and subsequently attracting attention without even trying) we managed to get every waiter, busboy and manager to cycle through our part of the lounge. May have had something to do with my having removed my thong, placed one foot on the coffee table and one foot on my date’s arm chair and begun to pet the kitty for him. Something about chicks in sequins and satin with thigh hi’s, fuck-me heels and a wet kitty all spread out makes people stare. The fun continued in the cab ride back to the hotel and due to his deep inhalations, I’m sure the cabbie was more than slightly aware of the goings on in the back seat.

Goodview, I’d say you’re about the most normal guy here. The rest of 'em are giant walking testicles. No arms. No legs. Just balls.

DI

's a hellava lot easier to work just balls…

based on recent developments on the roid forum and this thread, i have determined that there is a direct correlation between aas usage and fucking!!!

ive had a few akward ones but i think the weirdest sex experience i had was when i humped this chick in my friends van at the drive in movies. the weird part is that two of my friends and two of her girlfriends were also in the van. they just kinda kicked back and enjoyed the scenery. to top it all off she was a screamer.

i humped another girl who worked at a video store, while she was working. the store was open and customers were walking in at will. she was the only one working.

and id have to nominate a few of the “switcheross” that me and my friends have pulled off.

switcheroo = find a couple chicks and convince them to have sex with you and your friend in turn.

i also had sex with a girl who was a virgin, her sister, and her best friend. damn high school was fun!

I wasn’t planning on reading this post until I saw that ~karma~ had posted. Then I couldn’t miss it. Karma, you’re too good to be true. I nominate you to be the first human that is cloned.

Kamra is an amazing women. They all should be like you.

~Karma~, that was a very moving story. Literally.

New years eve of 99 (Y2K) in the back of a pick up truck while my buddy was driving and getting a blow job in the front seat on I-45 freeway in Houston. Couples were suppose to switch positions but the cops busted us before we could. We ended up on the local news and some of my friends say even on CNN but i never saw the headline.
After that life has been calm, its been nothing but burger king bathrooms and the front yard at 5 am.

wtf, am I the only one that hasn’t ever had sex?

Not really a circumstance, but a memorable experience, I must say up front that this is not for the faint of heart.

  1. K. Kelly, a crazy irishwoman and I were doing the thang in mom and dads basement. Lights are off, and we are screwin’ the way 20 yo’s screw. Lots of sweat (or so I thought) After a while the sweat began to get sticky. After a longer while I started to get lightheaded. Finally, I had to turn on the lights, and when I did, she looked like Carrie did after they dumped pig blood on her. she was friggin covered, and so was I. I mean covered. Turns out I developed a nasty nosebleed. She was pretty cool about it, and after we cleaned up, we did it again…with the lights on.

Cory: The cloning thing is an interesting idea. Just promise me that I get to do her first, ok? :wink:

ughh… Deeman that was fucking gross! don’t ever post here again you motherfucker

~Karma~, you can have her first, but you must agree to put the video up on the T-mag Mutlimedia site.

Nice! Blood turns me on.

I just noticed 3 posts from Houston.

Damn, I should live in Texas.