Does exactly what it says on the tin…
Holy shit!
If you go with the “Red Package”…
Shampoo Resistant F strain Crabs - One colony of F strain super crabs. We have gone through a lot of work but now we are finally able to introduce the F Strain Lice! These crabs are almost impossible to get rid off and have been through over a year of selective lab breeding to be the most aggressive and most reproductive species on the planet! This species can take up to two weeks to get rid off and apparently bite so much they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw and we can guarantee than nothing apart from two washes of everything the victim owns and a 100% delousing solution coverage will get rid of them!
Fuck that noise!
Some jacked up shit right here, what ever happened to a good ol’ punch in the face.
Repost, but I missed “make that bitch itch” the first time. LOOOOOOOOOOL