Coronavirus - What Happened?

Family reunions must be fun.

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More fun than family trips to the local pub, that I can assure you.

Edit: Especially at the minute!

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Day 6 with no pubs, what even is Ireland anymore?!

There are no sports to watch anyway. I’ve been having football withdrawal. No EPL, serie a, champions league, etc. I can’t even substitute with the MLS.

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This confuses me. I figured all Irish family reunions were at the pub?

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You need sports to be in a pub?!

Gotta say, I’m going through a trad fiddle withdrawal that isn’t helped by the fact that my own violin playing is absolutely shite.

Edit: curse 2020

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You’d figure correctly, but try having English accents in a Northern Irish small town pub. There have been Mexican stand offs with less potential for violence than that.

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The final straw. How could you leave those dulcet tones out of life??

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I love that piece of shit movie but Troll terrified me as a child…

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Oh yeah, I love it too. It’s so unaware of how bad it is. I just watched Zombi 3(the one by Bruno Mattei) and laughed myself into an asthma attack.

Military experiment in a base in the Philippines goes wrong. Creates a couple of zombies.

Military kills zombies. Cremates bodies.

Smoke from bodies rise to the clouds. Clouds form rain.

Rain infects birds.

Birds attack people and turn them into zombies.

LMAO. How do you come up with this shit?

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Haven’t heard of it. Whenever I think how did that film get made I remember this one. And sadly I haven’t seen it. Only know about it because it used to be on Netflix and I fast forwarded through it to see that yes it has a killer turkey.

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I need sports to keep from having to talk to people.

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Try being Italian and not liking pasta or seafood and thinking English cuisine is not as bad as people say.

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Gratuitously ā€œbadā€ films suck, imo. I love shit that tries to be serious but fails horribly

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Well fuck. Let’s hope this isn’t accurate.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vox.com/platform/amp/future-perfect/2020/3/20/21179040/coronavirus-us-italy-not-overreacting

Agreed. Viral spread, like Dr. Fauci alluded to earlier, is like starlight. You’re not seeing the light from the star NOW… you’re seeing it from hundreds of thousands/millions of years ago.

You need to be ahead of the curve, and we’re not because the fucking Orange Tornado decided he thought it was a hoax/conspiracy/political goad. And he didn’t listen to Fauci or anyone else for more than a month.

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He hasn’t listened to experts often, but this was the wrong time to not heed their advice. The damage of waiting until it was real enough for him to acknowledge could be a mistake of colossal proportions. I’m just hoping this graph isn’t our reality.

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Some awful stuff here:

Believe me, no nation treats it like they should. Same here in Germany. I actually have no idea how humanity survived to this day. This crisis shows that the average guy is less intelligent than those mythical lemmings commiting mass suicide.

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Totally agreed. I have this same exact thought very often.