Cool English Dialect Map

[quote]cakewalk wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Karado wrote:
I see, in the U.S. ‘Snatch’, and ‘Lock Stock’ are a pretty well known…the others you mentioned I haven’t seen yet.
So much to catch up on…so little time.[/quote]

Yeah, I guess things like Trainspotting can hop in there too, they’re all pretty regular mentions. Scum is incredibly good, Ray Winstone was really young when he starred in it, but it’s a great kind of youth prison film.

This Is England is kind of a social narrative inspired by biographical events, kind of like a film that seems like a documentary, but isn’t. It’s a story adapted around the events of the director growing up in Britain in the ska era. Both are incredibly good, I even regarded This Is England as one of my favourite films of all time at one point, it’s dropped a couple places due to film experience and such, but still an incredible work to keep in mind.

I’d recommend for great British films, probably in this order…Trainspotting, Get Carter, This Is England, Scum, and of course everybody loves The Italian Job.

28 Days Later is a great one, and “If…”, but If… is part of a trilogy, not that it’s so much confined to that, but I feel it does work best in accordance with the other two.

Shaun Of The Dead is kind of a slapstick horror that I adore, you’ve likely already heard of it along with it’s “spiritual successor” Hot Fuzz, the final film in what is called the “Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy” (A delightful nod to the Kieslowski trilogy “Three Colours”, [PS: Red is my favourite]) comes out in two months time, if you can I’d recommend seeing the other two shortly before in time for the third, at least that’s what I’m going to do.

Those are mostly the pretty obvious ones, I could get a little more obscure if need be, but all are very good films.[/quote]

Kahuna, you’ve inspired me to find and watch “Britannia Hospital.” I’m pretty certain that “If…” and “O Lucky Man” are readily available on Netflix. Haven’t watched either for years. I suppose I should organise a Lindsay Anderson/Malcolm McDowell marathon evening, and see if I can rope in a few other diehard fans of that particular brand of absurdist black comedy.[/quote]

Yeah I’m sure they will be, is Britannia Hospital missing from Netflix then? I love the first two, If… in particular is my favourite. I feel Britannia Hospital is the least memorable of the three, probably by a heavy margin, but is not necessarily a bad watch. In any case revisiting the other two is a great idea, one I might have to take on again myself.

Rather hard to get a Malcolm McDowell marathon going isn’t it? After A Clockwork Orange and the Anderson films, all you’re left with is the occasional odd film like Time After Time or Bopha (directed by Morgan Freeman, a film about the apartheid, it’s pretty good). There’s kind of a black gore-comedy that came out recently called Excision that he’s in. Strange film that one, I feel it could go either way depending on your personality, worth a look to check I guess. It’s a risky one, but if you get a group together, you could throw it on and cross your fingers that everyone “gets” it.

[quote]harrypotter wrote:

I tip my hat to those people whose first language isn’t English and they go to the North West/North East of England. May god have mercy on your soul.[/quote]

Not sure if it counts, but I spent two weeks in Newcastle on the Tyne deposing ship yard workers in a case out of Bermuda involving a large shipping boat full of new cars that sank basically because it was welded together wrong.

Very difficult. Keep in mind, when speaking English I probably have what is described as a “BBC British” accent (I get asked if I am British alll the time), but it’s Israeli.

Whatever these guys spoke was not English.

Cue necessary viral video where everyone can compare accents easily.

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
I’d recommend for great British films, probably in this order…Trainspotting, Get Carter, This Is England, Scum, and of course everybody loves The Italian Job.[/quote]

those are some gritty choices.

I’ve never looked at greenhouses the same since watching Scum

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
I’d recommend for great British films, probably in this order…Trainspotting, Get Carter, This Is England, Scum, and of course everybody loves The Italian Job.[/quote]

those are some gritty choices.

I’ve never looked at greenhouses the same since watching Scum[/quote]

I like to show the outside world that we’re not all John Cleese and Hugh Grant. Sometimes we can get a little muddy.

I watched Scum young because my brother showed it to me, he was really into Ray Winstone movies at the time, this must have been early 2000’s or maybe even late 90’s. I was well under ten years old and for some reason he decided Scum would be a good idea for me. Took me a while to get over it, but shit, it’s a good film.

[quote]Karado wrote:
That British accent that Ben Kingsley spoke in ‘‘Sexy Beast’’ actually hindered me from enjoying it fully,
Americans REALLY had to mentally struggle to try and understand Kingsley in that role…from which part of England was
that atrocious accent from?[/quote]

haha, if you think that accent is difficult, dont ever go to the Lake District, Yorkshire, some areas of Lancashire, Birmingham and geordie areas.

Poor Americans, no wonder you’re fascinated by us when we speak. Its like watching the Top Gear episode where they encounter hillbilly tyre stations. We can pick out some words and make sure they understand but we wont understand them straight away.

I want to get a car from England because they don’t need gas to run. I’ll save so much money!

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[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]harrypotter wrote:
American dialects are easy unless its street talk, but that has never been recognised really anyway.

Most Americans wont understand deep local dialects in England however.[/quote]
When I was in Scotland this guy was talking to me for a good 15 seconds before I realized he had been speaking English the whole time.[/quote]

I swear there are German accents where its exactly the same for me.
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x2 it’s very difficult to understand a north German accent unless you’re from that area.[/quote]

[quote]harrypotter wrote:

[quote]Karado wrote:
That British accent that Ben Kingsley spoke in ‘‘Sexy Beast’’ actually hindered me from enjoying it fully,
Americans REALLY had to mentally struggle to try and understand Kingsley in that role…from which part of England was
that atrocious accent from?[/quote]

haha, if you think that accent is difficult, dont ever go to the Lake District, Yorkshire, some areas of Lancashire, Birmingham and geordie areas.

Poor Americans, no wonder you’re fascinated by us when we speak. Its like watching the Top Gear episode where they encounter hillbilly tyre stations. We can pick out some words and make sure they understand but we wont understand them straight away.[/quote]

The Birmingham accent annoys the hell out of me, I’ve refused to be friends with people only on the basis that they have an incredibly strong Brummie accent.

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
The Birmingham accent annoys the hell out of me, I’ve refused to be friends with people only on the basis that they have an incredibly strong Brummie accent.[/quote]

Really? A friend’s friend had a wannabe Brummie accent and it kind of added to her attractiveness (not that it was necessary, her looks were enough) - too bad she was a VERY devout Christian :wink:

[quote]harrypotter wrote:

[quote]Karado wrote:
That British accent that Ben Kingsley spoke in ‘‘Sexy Beast’’ actually hindered me from enjoying it fully,
Americans REALLY had to mentally struggle to try and understand Kingsley in that role…from which part of England was
that atrocious accent from?[/quote]

haha, if you think that accent is difficult, dont ever go to the Lake District, Yorkshire, some areas of Lancashire, Birmingham and geordie areas.

Poor Americans, no wonder you’re fascinated by us when we speak. Its like watching the Top Gear episode where they encounter hillbilly tyre stations. We can pick out some words and make sure they understand but we wont understand them straight away.[/quote]

I see your Lancashire and raise you Aberdeenshire. Fife is bad too.

It’s not just a crazy accent, they use a whole other language.

[quote]nighthawkz wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
The Birmingham accent annoys the hell out of me, I’ve refused to be friends with people only on the basis that they have an incredibly strong Brummie accent.[/quote]

Really? A friend’s friend had a wannabe Brummie accent and it kind of added to her attractiveness (not that it was necessary, her looks were enough) - too bad she was a VERY devout Christian ;)[/quote]

A little exaggerated for humour’s sake, but I tend to still distance myself away from exposure to it for long periods of time. I know two off the top of my head, one being a kind of hot slutty girl I had a thing for post-puberty, and another chubbier but really nice girl that talks a lot. A lot, a lot, a lot. It’s strange because the first is a girl I should have never spent as much time around as I tried to, and the second was one that I probably should have, but couldn’t, mostly by means of the accent.

Ah the old Catholic refuse to have sex before marriage deal? At least it’s better than the Jewish women, I hear they refuse to have sex after marriage. I’ll be here all night, folks!

Interesting.

We get a lot of Mockney in London - people thinking they’re cockney but are not.

Without a doubt, in the English speaking parts of the world, the deep Scottish accent is one of the hardest to understand. Just beneath Scottish is Geordie and some Irish accents.

[quote]nighthawkz wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
The Birmingham accent annoys the hell out of me, I’ve refused to be friends with people only on the basis that they have an incredibly strong Brummie accent.[/quote]

Really? A friend’s friend had a wannabe Brummie accent and it kind of added to her attractiveness (not that it was necessary, her looks were enough) - too bad she was a VERY devout Christian ;)[/quote]

The Leeds accent is very sexy on a woman (particularly a woman in her mid 30’s). Something naughty about it. As is the Scouse.

Some Irish women sound so innocent too, but you just know they are not at all.

Can’t stand the Brummie on a woman. Or the Geordie.

For all the Americans on here, check out Geordie Shore (our version of Jersey Shore) to see how loose Geordie women are.

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]harrypotter wrote:

[quote]Karado wrote:
That British accent that Ben Kingsley spoke in ‘‘Sexy Beast’’ actually hindered me from enjoying it fully,
Americans REALLY had to mentally struggle to try and understand Kingsley in that role…from which part of England was
that atrocious accent from?[/quote]

haha, if you think that accent is difficult, dont ever go to the Lake District, Yorkshire, some areas of Lancashire, Birmingham and geordie areas.

Poor Americans, no wonder you’re fascinated by us when we speak. Its like watching the Top Gear episode where they encounter hillbilly tyre stations. We can pick out some words and make sure they understand but we wont understand them straight away.[/quote]

I see your Lancashire and raise you Aberdeenshire. Fife is bad too.

It’s not just a crazy accent, they use a whole other language. [/quote]

Get out!

Scots are not English.

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

Ah the old Catholic refuse to have sex before marriage deal? At least it’s better than the Jewish women, I hear they refuse to have sex after marriage. I’ll be here all night, folks![/quote]

Well, I have 7 daughters, and they came from somewhere.*

  • The joke is “How do you get a JAP to stop sucking your dick? A: Marry her.”

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

Ah the old Catholic refuse to have sex before marriage deal? At least it’s better than the Jewish women, I hear they refuse to have sex after marriage. I’ll be here all night, folks![/quote]

Well, I have 7 daughters, and they came from somewhere.*

  • The joke is “How do you get a JAP to stop sucking your dick? A: Marry her.” [/quote]

Been watching a lot of Woody Allen lately, I don’t think I’ve ever heard more hilariously self-deprecating religion jokes in such few sittings.

(Joke in question is from Love And Death, possibly my favourite Allen comedy.)

And now, a favourite scene!

[quote]harrypotter wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]harrypotter wrote:

[quote]Karado wrote:
That British accent that Ben Kingsley spoke in ‘‘Sexy Beast’’ actually hindered me from enjoying it fully,
Americans REALLY had to mentally struggle to try and understand Kingsley in that role…from which part of England was
that atrocious accent from?[/quote]

haha, if you think that accent is difficult, dont ever go to the Lake District, Yorkshire, some areas of Lancashire, Birmingham and geordie areas.

Poor Americans, no wonder you’re fascinated by us when we speak. Its like watching the Top Gear episode where they encounter hillbilly tyre stations. We can pick out some words and make sure they understand but we wont understand them straight away.[/quote]

I see your Lancashire and raise you Aberdeenshire. Fife is bad too.

It’s not just a crazy accent, they use a whole other language. [/quote]

Get out!

Scots are not English.
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English speaking skip

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]harrypotter wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]harrypotter wrote:

[quote]Karado wrote:
That British accent that Ben Kingsley spoke in ‘‘Sexy Beast’’ actually hindered me from enjoying it fully,
Americans REALLY had to mentally struggle to try and understand Kingsley in that role…from which part of England was
that atrocious accent from?[/quote]

haha, if you think that accent is difficult, dont ever go to the Lake District, Yorkshire, some areas of Lancashire, Birmingham and geordie areas.

Poor Americans, no wonder you’re fascinated by us when we speak. Its like watching the Top Gear episode where they encounter hillbilly tyre stations. We can pick out some words and make sure they understand but we wont understand them straight away.[/quote]

I see your Lancashire and raise you Aberdeenshire. Fife is bad too.

It’s not just a crazy accent, they use a whole other language. [/quote]

Get out!

Scots are not English.
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English speaking skip
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Thats like saying the SNP want independence and no money from the English treasury.