Congrats to T-Cell Alpha

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[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Here’s the thing HH, and you should count your blessings for it.

T-Cell wast started so that they could keep an eye on us. They don’t want us getting loose or doing anything “funny”. It’s a good way to keep us corraled.

You should run while there is still time.
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That’s the irony here and few see it: the Prof’s Poetry Hour rails against ‘control’ and uses quotes from Fightclub and existentialist philosophy to write his drivel. But then…he’s a CONTROLLER, a big bad T-Cell Sheriff. He’s the guy he rails against! LOL!!

Alfalfa, btw, was famous for making statements of sheer irony. The ‘Our Gang’ comedies are a classic and Alfalfa was a main character. Now if he only shaved his head…

Yep, railing against control while being a controller…yep, congrats to T-Cell Alpha.

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[quote]pushharder wrote:
Turning into another HH masturbation thread. People have to eventually realize he sits in his basement wearing nothing but his bathrobe and flip flops while his wife sleeps and jacks off to TN controversies that he starts or engages in.

Yes, right now as we speak, he is typing with one hand. I think the guy literally gets hard and strokes his Vienna Sausage when he gets folks to respond to his psuedo intelligencia. Right now he saw his initials in this post and the little sucker probably filled out to its full 2 1/2 inches again.

Stroke it, HH. Stroke it, baby.[/quote]

Too much analingus? Man, all those germs have infected your brain.

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[quote]Makavali wrote:

Prof X is actually a 4’2" Caucasian midget. With pink hair.

And a monocle.[/quote]

How many cones before you see him in your front garden Mak?

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[quote]Duke wrote:
How many cones before you see him in your front garden Mak?[/quote]

Pff. I see pink elephants when I get high. Just like a real T-man.

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[quote]nephorm wrote:
I’ll also point out that I don’t recall “T-Cell Alfalfa” from any previous thread. So it just looks like a racial slur. But maybe I’m wrong.[/quote]

Maybe I’m missing something here, or my viewpoint is overly simplistic.

Where’s the racial connection with Alfalfa? He was the white kid with that unicorn-like hair sticking up on his head, right?

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[quote]Makavali wrote:

Prof X is actually a 4’2" Caucasian midget. With pink hair.
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Yeah, but that’s HUGE for a midget.

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[quote]SkyNett wrote:
GCF wrote:

Wow - 35 whole posts, not a single stat or picture in your profile, but you’re going to rag on something the guy wrote from his heart - awesome!! What a great personality you have - people must love to be around you!

Seriously, can you post some pics of your physique? I’m sure someone with your level of development could teach me quite a few things, so if you don’t mind, please put up some photos - I’d like to see what you’ve accomplished in your bodybuilding endeavors.

Thanks in advance. [/quote]

I would normally ignore this post but hey, I’m bored.

How many posts do I need to have made in order to express an opinion? I didn’t know there was a rule on this.

As for ragging on someone who wrote from the heart, I get your point and in some cases I totally agree. But the fact is if you put something out into a public forum you have to expect you will get positive and negative responses. I know for a fact that X knows this, expects this and can handle this (much better than you can it seems), he really doesn’t need you getting upset about it or trying to stick up for him (particularly in such a terribly poor manner).

For the record I really like X’s posts, knowledge, take on things. He’s by far the most popular poster on T-Nation but has developed this sometimes creepy following. Maybe I was a little afraid it was going to his head, maybe I just wanted him to get some different views than just those of his self appointed fan club, maybe I was just bored.

As for the photo requests. This is just kind of embarrasing. What is the relevance of that (or my post count for that matter)? No I am not going to put photos up here for you, nor am I interested in looking at photos of you.

Please should you ever perceive a slight on me, don’t try and jump to my defence.

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Photos - or, you’re just another worthless douchebag with a big mouth.

Which you clearly are. Kindly fuck off…

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[quote]SkyNett wrote:
Photos - or, you’re just another worthless douchebag with a big mouth.

Which you clearly are. Kindly fuck off… [/quote]

Haha. Well I don’t quite know how to respond to that one. The level of debate with you is way too high a standard for me. I think I’ll just bid you a good day…

Good day.

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
nephorm wrote:
Tiribulus wrote:
nephorm wrote:
Making this thread about race is not going to help anyone.

OK, I had a long day and maybe that’s no excuse, but I appear to be the only truly lost soul in the recent discourse of this thread.

T-Cell Alfalfa and the “articulate” issue… making this about race.

Why would I post that? Hmmm…the person I was responding to said the Prof never went out of his way to go after me, as I apparently do to him. The Prof goes apeshit in my thread about how calling a black man ‘articulate’ is akin to putting a noose up in his front yard.

Wow, IQs kind of sink around here on a Friday night, huh?

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HH this is very very weak. I skimmed the first 4 pages of that thread and I didn’t notice any posts from X responding to you. I just saw him responding mostly to Thunderbolt, just because you started the thread I hardly think you can say this is an example of him ‘going out of his way to go after you.’

Also, this thread is more than 2 years old! You must have very scabbly nipples nursing a grudge that long.

EDIT: That was meant to say scabby but scabbly is quite a good word too really.

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[quote]5.0 wrote:
Where’s the racial connection with Alfalfa? He was the white kid with that unicorn-like hair sticking up on his head, right?[/quote]

You are correct, and this was my mistake. I apologize for that unwarranted accusation.

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[quote]nephorm wrote:
5.0 wrote:
Where’s the racial connection with Alfalfa? He was the white kid with that unicorn-like hair sticking up on his head, right?

You are correct, and this was my mistake. I apologize for that unwarranted accusation.[/quote]

Thank you both for addressing this; I couldn’t figure out how Alfalfa was now a racial thing.

jpb

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Turning into another HH masturbation thread. People have to eventually realize he sits in his basement wearing nothing but his bathrobe and flip flops while his wife sleeps and jacks off to TN controversies that he starts or engages in.

Yes, right now as we speak, he is typing with one hand. I think the guy literally gets hard and strokes his Vienna Sausage when he gets folks to respond to his psuedo intelligencia. Right now he saw his initials in this post and the little sucker probably filled out to its full 2 1/2 inches again.

Stroke it, HH. Stroke it, baby.

Too much analingus? Man, all those germs have infected your brain.
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You are maybe the only person I’ve ever encountered who can be so correct on so many serious issues, yet conduct himself like a one victim suicide bomber and destroy any chance of persuading people of the validity those positions. You will never understand what I’m talking about until some of the principles you defend become more than an intellectual exercise to you.

EDIT:
Let me clarify a bit further. I don’t think you’re a moron. I don’t even think you’re actually a racist at heart. I do think you’re a plain old fashioned asshole. I expect substanceless, flawed, ad hominem attacks from die hard liberals, even intelligent ones, because their positions give them nothing else to work with. You on the other claim to believe a whole host of flatly American principles with a couple centuries of tradition behind them and then betray those principles with all this juvenile bullshit.

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[quote]Tiribulus wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Turning into another HH masturbation thread. People have to eventually realize he sits in his basement wearing nothing but his bathrobe and flip flops while his wife sleeps and jacks off to TN controversies that he starts or engages in.

Yes, right now as we speak, he is typing with one hand. I think the guy literally gets hard and strokes his Vienna Sausage when he gets folks to respond to his psuedo intelligencia. Right now he saw his initials in this post and the little sucker probably filled out to its full 2 1/2 inches again.

Stroke it, HH. Stroke it, baby.

Too much analingus? Man, all those germs have infected your brain.

You are maybe the only person I’ve ever encountered who can be so correct on so many serious issues, yet conduct himself like a one victim suicide bomber and destroy any chance of persuading people of the validity those positions. You will never understand what I’m talking about until some of the principles you defend become more than an intellectual exercise to you.

EDIT:
Let me clarify a bit further. I don’t think you’re a moron. I don’t even think you’re actually a racist at heart. I do think you’re a plain old fashioned asshole. I expect substanceless, flawed, ad hominem attacks from die hard liberals, even intelligent ones, because their positions give them nothing else to work with. You on the other claim to believe a whole host of flatly American principles with a couple centuries of tradition behind them and then betray those principles with all this juvenile bullshit.[/quote]

Contradictions cannot exist. I suggest, quite kindly since you appear to have a smattering of intellect, that you check your premises.

T-Cell Alpha IS a joke and Prof’s drivel is unintentionally funnier’n hell.

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
<<< T-Cell Alpha IS a joke and Prof’s drivel is unintentionally funnier’n hell.

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I’m talkin about YOU. This has nothing to do with T-Cell Alpha or Professor X. You frustrate the livin hell outta me because you have more than a smattering of intellect and espouse views (the substantive ones anyway) that should lend themselves to unmovable objective defense, but you persist in getting mired in all these 8th grade personal tongue wagging matches with people.

What a waste. I believe passionately in much of what you say when you’re behaving like an adult, but you give the cause a bad name. You paint a giant target on your own head, hand out clubs to your adversaries and then handcuff yourself to a chair.

Internet forums are not a good environment for debating political and societal issues which is why I almost never do it, but if you are going to try at least make it count.

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[quote]Tiribulus wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
<<< T-Cell Alpha IS a joke and Prof’s drivel is unintentionally funnier’n hell.

I’m talkin about YOU. This has nothing to do with T-Cell Alpha or Professor X. You frustrate the livin hell outta me because you have more than a smattering of intellect and espouse views (the substantive ones anyway) that should lend themselves to unmovable objective defense, but you persist in getting mired in all these 8th grade personal tongue wagging matches with people.

What a waste. I believe passionately in much of what you say when you’re behaving like an adult, but you give the cause a bad name. You paint a giant target on your own head, hand out clubs to your adversaries and then handcuff yourself to a chair.

Internet forums are not a good environment for debating political and societal issues which is why I almost never do it, but if you are going to try at least make it count.[/quote]

Please read my profile — I like to play. I’ve retired now from TKD but I found it fun to lose to very low belts after I got my blackbelt (in the dochang, not in tournament. Can’t fight the low belts there anyway.) They got a thrill and I found it humorous. When they subsequently got promoted, I’d then crush them. Play is fun.

I love to rile up everyone. I’m usually not very serious, except in topics that are very serious indeed. But why should I consider Alpha seriously? I don’t, so I play with the members. Many there take everything seriously, and that Alpha is just so shit bad. So, a thread like ‘Congrats to T-Cell Alpha’ is bound to be fodder to me.

If my playfulness (X calls it psychosis, btw. LOL!) offends you, then why, pardon me all to hell.

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
so I play with the members.
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I bet you do a lot of that. Bahahahahahaahha

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
I’m usually not very serious, except in topics that are very serious indeed.[/quote]

You don’t consider your daughter’s first sexual/masturbatory experiences “very serious, indeed”?

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[quote]anonym wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
I’m usually not very serious, except in topics that are very serious indeed.

You don’t consider your daughter’s first sexual/masturbatory experiences " very serious, indeed"?[/quote]

Uh oh…

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Bleh…