Confessions of a Homophobe

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I am so homophobic that I cannot eat a banana in public.

True story bro.

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[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:
I am so homophobic that I cannot eat a banana in public.

True story bro.[/quote]

The mere fact that you buy bananas is enough to whip them into a frenzy. =P

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[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:
I am so homophobic that I cannot eat a banana in public.

True story bro.[/quote]

The mere fact that you buy bananas is enough to whip them into a frenzy. =P
[/quote]

Yeah, well, when you think about the it, when you really think about it. I mean, when you concentrate HARD and think and think and think about it… bananas are gay.

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[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:
I am so homophobic that I cannot eat a banana in public.

True story bro.[/quote]

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[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:
I am so homophobic that I cannot eat a banana in public.

True story bro.[/quote]

The mere fact that you buy bananas is enough to whip them into a frenzy. =P

[/quote]
OHHHHHHH YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS…

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[quote]Gambit_Lost wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:
I am so homophobic that I cannot eat a banana in public.

True story bro.[/quote]

The mere fact that you buy bananas is enough to whip them into a frenzy. =P
[/quote]

Yeah, well, when you think about the it, when you really think about it. I mean, when you concentrate HARD and think and think and think about it… bananas are gay. [/quote]

Well, maybe not this one…

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I also have a friend who just told me that he has been secretly studying to become a homeopath.

I have to say I was fuckin’ shocked, he has a nice wife and kids and seemed so normal.

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[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:
I also have a friend who just told me that he has been secretly studying to become a homeopath.

I have to say I was fuckin’ shocked, he has a nice wife and kids and seemed so normal.[/quote]

Is that like a psychotic gayfer?

Edit - good name for a gay park route =P

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Ever notice how when you find out someone is gay you talk as if you just found out they died?

“Hey Bill, did ya hear about Jim?”
“No Ted, what happened to him?”
“Turns out he’s one of them there queers.”
“Jim?? No way, I just saw him yesterday.”

I lifted this from some comedian, it was much funnier coming out of his mouth…