[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
I haven’t bought one single Christmas present yet.[/quote]
Y’see that’s trhe influence of the men here on you…there’s a whole day to buy presents before Christmas…we all knew that years ago and it’s always worked out fine.[/quote]
Went today and got all of my shopping done in under an hour.
Muahahahahahhaa.
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Power shopping is the only way to go!
^^And that’s exactly how the guys do it!
I steal almost all of my food. I use a large backpack and tupperware to “enhance” my university’s meal plan. I manage to fill and empty my 2 minifridges twice a day this way. In addition, I have a wonderful ketchup and mustard dispenser, several napkin dispensers, salt and pepper shakers, around 70 plates/bowls/cups, and if all things go well I’ll add a cool conveyer belt toaster! Apparently I have stolen enough that a cafeteria worker will have to search bags on the way out next semester.
I spend way too much time playing video games (400+ hours on Team fortress 2, easily 400+ hours of Starcraft 2, a total of 26 days of online play on Call of Duty Modern Warfare, and that is hardly a dent in this addiction). I only enjoy playing them on the hardest difficulty, or competitively if applicable.
I vape my favorite herb before I go to the gym. Always.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]test driven wrote:
I litter constantly, but only plastic. It is my mission to spread plastic everywhere, and I have a very flawed theory about it. This shit came to me in a wet dream by the way, so I’m obsessed with it.
Humans were selected by the planet to evolve into the master species; BECAUSE the earth WANTS PLASTIC. We were allowed to grow and invent the shit to feed the planet’s desire for bags, bottles, condoms, and ab wheels.
Who’s with me?[/quote]
George Carlin.[/quote]
Fuckin duh!! Haha!! That was one of his greatest bits!! FINALLY!! Someone who wants to mix it up!! U go first!!!
I’ve put small(!) pebbles under the cap of tire valve stems so people come out to find a flat tire with no explanation why, since it falls out when taken off at the mechanics shop ; ) Also, was teased, harassed, and bullied as a kid by one particular asshole who was restoring his '69 mustang. When he finished, I broke into the garage- superglued the key holes, put electric tape over it, then proceeded to seran-wrap the entire car from front to back and over under the body : ) Physically not huge but psychologically nasty !
[quote]Christine wrote:
I haven’t bought one single Christmas present yet.[/quote]
Shockingly, I haven’t bought any, either.
Happy Chanukka, everyone.
Time to give my kids money, candy, and teach them to gamble.
I had a course of ridiculous antibiotics over the summer, and have been lactose intolerant ever since. Doesn’t make sense to me since lactose is broken down by lactase, and not my good little gut bacteria which were completely eradicated.
My second confession is that I am intolerant of this intolerance, and plan on drinking a metric shit-ton egg nog starting on Friday night. Wish me luck.
[quote]I_Got_Milk wrote:
I steal almost all of my food. I use a large backpack and tupperware to “enhance” my university’s meal plan. I manage to fill and empty my 2 minifridges twice a day this way. In addition, I have a wonderful ketchup and mustard dispenser, several napkin dispensers, salt and pepper shakers, around 70 plates/bowls/cups, and if all things go well I’ll add a cool conveyer belt toaster! Apparently I have stolen enough that a cafeteria worker will have to search bags on the way out next semester.
I spend way too much time playing video games (400+ hours on Team fortress 2, easily 400+ hours of Starcraft 2, a total of 26 days of online play on Call of Duty Modern Warfare, and that is hardly a dent in this addiction). I only enjoy playing them on the hardest difficulty, or competitively if applicable.
I vape my favorite herb before I go to the gym. Always. [/quote]
If you were a real hero you would have stolen a lunch lady to clean your room and cook your meals.
[quote]Ambugaton wrote:
On one Boulder morning, around 5am, I was stumbling home and found a “no parking” sign which had been unearthed. I picked it up, yelled “this is Sparta,” and threw it through a church window. Then I fell down.[/quote]
I love that movie!!!
I watch Gigolos on SHOWTIME and actually would consider hiring one of them.
I am a secret practical jokester, but only when it comes to taking revenge. I once baked a chocolate Ex-Lax birthday cake for someone who purposely tabbed my beer with LSD. He had diarrhea and cramping so bad he went to the Emergency room. I felt pretty rotten, once I stopped laughing.
Once when I was a kid/late teenager, I baked special brownies. My parents found said special brownies, and…partook.
I still can’t believe they never put two and two together…
I have secret fantasies about some of the guys on here!
[quote]simpstr1 wrote:
I have secret fantasies about some of the guys on here![/quote]
Name names!
[quote]Ambugaton wrote:
[quote]I_Got_Milk wrote:
I steal almost all of my food. I use a large backpack and tupperware to “enhance” my university’s meal plan. I manage to fill and empty my 2 minifridges twice a day this way. In addition, I have a wonderful ketchup and mustard dispenser, several napkin dispensers, salt and pepper shakers, around 70 plates/bowls/cups, and if all things go well I’ll add a cool conveyer belt toaster! Apparently I have stolen enough that a cafeteria worker will have to search bags on the way out next semester.
I spend way too much time playing video games (400+ hours on Team fortress 2, easily 400+ hours of Starcraft 2, a total of 26 days of online play on Call of Duty Modern Warfare, and that is hardly a dent in this addiction). I only enjoy playing them on the hardest difficulty, or competitively if applicable.
I vape my favorite herb before I go to the gym. Always. [/quote]
If you were a real hero you would have stolen a lunch lady to clean your room and cook your meals. [/quote]
You inspired to me think bigger. I’ll marry the lunch lady’s daughter. Off to prepare the wifesack!
[quote]simpstr1 wrote:
I have secret fantasies about some of the guys on here![/quote]
X2
after seeing how hot christine is from her photos i have begun to associate her wiggling animaniacs avatar with these images and subsequently become slightly aroused when i see her posts…
I sometimes play ‘Just Dance 3’ on the Wii.
Screw you, you judgmental bastards!
[quote]test driven wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]test driven wrote:
I litter constantly, but only plastic. It is my mission to spread plastic everywhere, and I have a very flawed theory about it. This shit came to me in a wet dream by the way, so I’m obsessed with it.
Humans were selected by the planet to evolve into the master species; BECAUSE the earth WANTS PLASTIC. We were allowed to grow and invent the shit to feed the planet’s desire for bags, bottles, condoms, and ab wheels.
Who’s with me?[/quote]
George Carlin.[/quote]
Fuckin duh!! Haha!! That was one of his greatest bits!! FINALLY!! Someone who wants to mix it up!! U go first!!!
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Meh, sorry to busy this week for work.
But I did enjoy that bit.
Landslide by Fleetwood Mac is one of my favorite songs.
I like the Dixie Chicks version too.