Forgive them father, for they know not what they do.
I’m not saying I’m Jesus… that’s for other people to say.
^^^^^^Batshit crazy.
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
[quote]stefanogym wrote:
they will continue somehow to watch over me because they are using me as a permission slip to find the light, and I am using them as a permission slip to remain in the light… so … I am glad to be helpful and I am thankful for their help <3[/quote]
I dont know what the hell youre talking about but the fact that youre responding to these questions as if you actually ARE jesus is the most sacriligious thing Ive ever seen.
Im agnostic 100% and I think it’s absurd. It doesnt bother me but I assume that youre catholic, pretending to be jesus.
[/quote]
STFU! AND GTFO! Looks like satan has arrived. I knew it was a matter of time.
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
[quote]flashgordon wrote:
Its not big and its not clever guys, if you want to make fun of something at least pick something that isnt as personnaly important to so many people[/quote]
Wait. So the people asking random questions (clearly in jest) to “jesus” bothers you. But the lunatic that ACTUALLY THINKS HES JESUS doesnt??
…crazy religious people these days[/quote]
I was kind off including him in that to be honest. Anyway it’s not for me too tell him he’s wrong, I would assume he’s just a bit strange with too much time on his hands.
I just dont see why when it is Jesus alot of people suddenly find it hilarious. Anyway ill not bump this crap up again. Also I completely non-religious, I have a personal relationship with God, something which goes WAY beyond any church service or mass.
[quote]Sarev0k wrote:
Forgive them father, for they know not what they do.[/quote]
x2
[quote]nomorewar wrote:
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
[quote]stefanogym wrote:
they will continue somehow to watch over me because they are using me as a permission slip to find the light, and I am using them as a permission slip to remain in the light… so … I am glad to be helpful and I am thankful for their help <3[/quote]
I dont know what the hell youre talking about but the fact that youre responding to these questions as if you actually ARE jesus is the most sacriligious thing Ive ever seen.
Im agnostic 100% and I think it’s absurd. It doesnt bother me but I assume that youre catholic, pretending to be jesus.
[/quote]
STFU! AND GTFO! Looks like satan has arrived. I knew it was a matter of time.
[/quote]
been here for a lil bit now, homie
Last time I checked (skin of) bronze wasn’t porcelain white.
Beware of false prophets.
[quote]flashgordon wrote:
[quote]Sarev0k wrote:
Forgive them father, for they know not what they do.[/quote]
x2[/quote]
-2
He was talking about people condemning him to death. Context fools, context. And if a thread is to start making fun of religion lets make fun of the Christian God not Jesus. If anything he was a great moralist.
[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
Dear Jeebus, I’ve been waiting a very long time for Alexis Texas to do Interracial porn. Can you help a brother out?[/quote]
Hey Pootie I thought you wanted to get off the white women, you addicted to cracker women was what you said before. You would end up blind fapping to her porn. 
[/quote]
Sir cracker woman has never fallen from my lips. Now ‘Sweet sweet vanilla’ that is definitely something I would have said.
As far as Ms Texas is concerned, i would fap the black off of my penis if she ever got down with some brothers on video. Not that the white guys are doing her proper. It’s just the principle of it all.[/quote]
Hahahahha!
A friend of mine sent me Sadie West’s phone number, wanna call her up to see if it’s real?
[quote]sardines12 wrote:
[quote]flashgordon wrote:
[quote]Sarev0k wrote:
Forgive them father, for they know not what they do.[/quote]
x2[/quote]
-2
He was talking about people condemning him to death. Context fools, context. And if a thread is to start making fun of religion lets make fun of the Christian God not Jesus. If anything he was a great moralist. [/quote]
2 things:
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The opposite of x 2 would be /2
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You have no idea what you’re talking about. Fool.
I really like that one, Mak. Funny 'cause it’s true. Thanks.
Hey Internet Jeezuz, I have a riddle for you:
What’s the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?
With crucifixion, they throw away the whole Jew.