Hey Jesus,
Do you punish or reward the priests who molest young boys?
[quote]therajraj wrote:
Hey Jesus,
Do you punish or reward the priests who molest young boys?[/quote]
they are the creators of themselves
I am only responsible for myself!
Let’s see…
Anger, but not as much since I’ve gotten older and started to mellow.
Lust. Yeah, a whole lot of lust. A metric shit load of lust. More lust than I can put into words.
Gluttony. I eat as much as I can, pretty much constantly.
Sloth. If I’m not working, playing with the kids, or lifting/running, then I’m just sitting on my ass.
Pride. I take pride in my work and my kids.
Lust. Still pretty lustful.
Keep in mind, Josh, I’m not actually confessing or praying. I’m just saying.
Oh and one of my favorite quotes: “You say that you will pray for me. Don’t you realize you are prey for me?”
10 internetz to the first one to name the source.
jesus, i want to get laid tonight. Can you help the little red head down the street to my cock? thank you jesus.
[quote]nomorewar wrote:
jesus, i want to get laid tonight. Can you help the little red head down the street to my cock? thank you jesus.[/quote]
You don’t need Jesus for that one. I’ll send her down when she’s done here. Enjoy, my son.
Its not big and its not clever guys, if you want to make fun of something at least pick something that isnt as personnaly important to so many people
Then maybe let the thread fade into obscurity instead of bumping it?
[quote]flashgordon wrote:
Its not big and its not clever guys, if you want to make fun of something at least pick something that isnt as personnaly important to so many people[/quote]
Maybe you need a lil faith. Jesus appears in mysterious ways.
they will continue somehow to watch over me because they are using me as a permission slip to find the light, and I am using them as a permission slip to remain in the light… so … I am glad to be helpful and I am thankful for their help <3
[quote]stefanogym wrote:
they will continue somehow to watch over me because they are using me as a permission slip to find the light, and I am using them as a permission slip to remain in the light… so … I am glad to be helpful and I am thankful for their help <3[/quote]
I dont know what the hell youre talking about but the fact that youre responding to these questions as if you actually ARE jesus is the most sacriligious thing Ive ever seen.
Im agnostic 100% and I think it’s absurd. It doesnt bother me but I assume that youre catholic, pretending to be jesus.
[quote]flashgordon wrote:
Its not big and its not clever guys, if you want to make fun of something at least pick something that isnt as personnaly important to so many people[/quote]
Wait. So the people asking random questions (clearly in jest) to “jesus” bothers you. But the lunatic that ACTUALLY THINKS HES JESUS doesnt??
…crazy religious people these days
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
[quote]stefanogym wrote:
they will continue somehow to watch over me because they are using me as a permission slip to find the light, and I am using them as a permission slip to remain in the light… so … I am glad to be helpful and I am thankful for their help <3[/quote]
I dont know what the hell youre talking about but the fact that youre responding to these questions as if you actually ARE jesus is the most sacriligious thing Ive ever seen.
Im agnostic 100% and I think it’s absurd. It doesnt bother me but I assume that youre catholic, pretending to be jesus.
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I am totally NON RELIGIOUS, and I have Christ Consciousness <3
and I am not Jesus himself, if you have not yet realized by yourself 
but IF you believe I am Jesus, you may shift in a reality where I actually am Jesus reincarnated… It’s up to you my brother. You can decide which parallel reality to live in , it’s up to you :)))
Jesus is not different from all of us
He just has consciousness
He also told if I don t go wrong that we can do what he did and even more, and this is absolutely true, I feel it deeper inside myself 
because I have his consciousness
you may like to read the GOSPEL OF MARY MAGDALENE
Don’t worry Jesus, I will not let this infidel smite my faith in you.
if you wish
[quote]therajraj wrote:
Don’t worry Jesus, I will not let this infidel smite my faith in you.
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you are saying you will not let other people influence your faith in your inner power? … <3
you are me and I am you
the power is within, not without
I never put my power in other people hands !
I live in integrity and always validate your idea! please keep your power for you, I do not need it, I already have enough <3