You ever get a shard of pistachio shell stuck under your thumbnail?
Man, that is some exquisite pain.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
You ever get a shard of pistachio shell stuck under your thumbnail?
Man, that is some exquisite pain.
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That’s even better than having thie tip of your finger smashed between two rocks, and it bleeds under your fingernail.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm…
[quote]jackhurley wrote:
i say milk them for all they have[/quote]
Just a gut feeling, but Solid1974 would probably enjoy the experience of being “milked”… shudder
[quote]imhungry wrote:
SkyzykS wrote:
You ever get a shard of pistachio shell stuck under your thumbnail?
Man, that is some exquisite pain.
That’s even better than having thie tip of your finger smashed between two rocks, and it bleeds under your fingernail.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm…[/quote]
Yep. Sometimes I just have to pause for a moment to examine the characteristics of it.
The warm glowing pain is kind of neat, but that sharply detailed scintilation of sensation is like a lazer show for the nervous system.
Sometimes I just stand in awe of it for a few seconds.
Then it’s back to the pistachios.
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
Ujjay wrote:
Goldbach’s conjecture is one of the oldest unsolved problems in number theory and in all of mathematics. It states:
Every even integer greater than 2 can be written as the sum of two primes.
Expressing a given even number as a sum of two primes is called a Goldbach partition of the number. For example,
4 = 2 + 2
6 = 3 + 3
8 = 3 + 5
10 = 3 + 7 = 5 + 5
12 = 5 + 7
14 = 3 + 11 = 7 + 7
?
In other words, the Goldbach conjecture states that every even number greater than or equal to four is a Goldbach number, a number that can be expressed as the sum of two primes
I like you. Wanna be BFF?[/quote]
Sure but under one condition, when lifting, you let me use the squat rack first.
[quote]Steve8867 wrote:
Ujjay wrote:
Goldbach’s conjecture is one of the oldest unsolved problems in number theory and in all of mathematics. It states:
Every even integer greater than 2 can be written as the sum of two primes.
Expressing a given even number as a sum of two primes is called a Goldbach partition of the number. For example,
4 = 2 + 2
6 = 3 + 3
8 = 3 + 5
10 = 3 + 7 = 5 + 5
12 = 5 + 7
14 = 3 + 11 = 7 + 7
?
In other words, the Goldbach conjecture states that every even number greater than or equal to four is a Goldbach number, a number that can be expressed as the sum of two primes
Yeah, but do you dream in ferrets?
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Nah, just Guinea Pigs.
[quote]Ujjay wrote:
Nah, just Guinea Pigs.[/quote]
Ferrets? Fine.
Guinea pigs? Pervert!
[quote]Ujjay wrote:
Goldbach’s conjecture is one of the oldest unsolved problems in number theory and in all of mathematics. It states:
Every even integer greater than 2 can be written as the sum of two primes.
Expressing a given even number as a sum of two primes is called a Goldbach partition of the number. For example,
4 = 2 + 2
6 = 3 + 3
8 = 3 + 5
10 = 3 + 7 = 5 + 5
12 = 5 + 7
14 = 3 + 11 = 7 + 7
?
In other words, the Goldbach conjecture states that every even number greater than or equal to four is a Goldbach number, a number that can be expressed as the sum of two primes[/quote]
There are no two ways about it; throughout history, there has been a clash between those who wish to drag Goldbach in front of a tribunal and try him for his crimes against humanity and those who wish to increase alienation and delinquency among our young people.
Naturally, Goldbach belongs to the latter category. He is still going around insisting that his crotchets won’t be used for political retribution.
Jeez, I thought we had made it perfectly clear to him that there may be nothing we can do to prevent him from making good on his word to fleece us. When we compare this disturbing conclusion to the comforting picture purveyed by his buddies, we experience psychological stress or “cognitive dissonance”.
Our only recourse is to take up the mantle and treat the blows of circumstance. Now I certainly do not want to sound discouraging, but everything I’ve said so far is by way of introduction to the key point I want to make in this letter. My key point is that most law-abiding citizens disapprove of Goldbach’s methods.
I’ll probably devote a separate letter to that topic alone, but for now, I’ll simply summarize by stating that Goldbach says that trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. This is at best wrong. At worst, it is a lie.
WHO IS…batman?
[quote]Stength4life wrote:
WHO IS…batman?[/quote]
[quote]Dissonance wrote:
Ujjay wrote:
Goldbach’s conjecture is one of the oldest unsolved problems in number theory and in all of mathematics. It states:
Every even integer greater than 2 can be written as the sum of two primes.
Expressing a given even number as a sum of two primes is called a Goldbach partition of the number. For example,
4 = 2 + 2
6 = 3 + 3
8 = 3 + 5
10 = 3 + 7 = 5 + 5
12 = 5 + 7
14 = 3 + 11 = 7 + 7
?
In other words, the Goldbach conjecture states that every even number greater than or equal to four is a Goldbach number, a number that can be expressed as the sum of two primes
There are no two ways about it; throughout history, there has been a clash between those who wish to drag Goldbach in front of a tribunal and try him for his crimes against humanity and those who wish to increase alienation and delinquency among our young people.
Naturally, Goldbach belongs to the latter category. He is still going around insisting that his crotchets won’t be used for political retribution.
Jeez, I thought we had made it perfectly clear to him that there may be nothing we can do to prevent him from making good on his word to fleece us. When we compare this disturbing conclusion to the comforting picture purveyed by his buddies, we experience psychological stress or “cognitive dissonance”.
Our only recourse is to take up the mantle and treat the blows of circumstance. Now I certainly do not want to sound discouraging, but everything I’ve said so far is by way of introduction to the key point I want to make in this letter. My key point is that most law-abiding citizens disapprove of Goldbach’s methods.
I’ll probably devote a separate letter to that topic alone, but for now, I’ll simply summarize by stating that Goldbach says that trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. This is at best wrong. At worst, it is a lie.
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I necer looked at it like that before. I just thought he was hogging up all of the good numbers.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
imhungry wrote:
SkyzykS wrote:
You ever get a shard of pistachio shell stuck under your thumbnail?
Man, that is some exquisite pain.
That’s even better than having thie tip of your finger smashed between two rocks, and it bleeds under your fingernail.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm…
Yep. Sometimes I just have to pause for a moment to examine the characteristics of it.
The warm glowing pain is kind of neat, but that sharply detailed scintilation of sensation is like a lazer show for the nervous system.
Sometimes I just stand in awe of it for a few seconds.
Then it’s back to the pistachios.
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Stop being cheap, get them shelled!
[quote]Steve8867 wrote:
SkyzykS wrote:
imhungry wrote:
SkyzykS wrote:
You ever get a shard of pistachio shell stuck under your thumbnail?
Man, that is some exquisite pain.
That’s even better than having thie tip of your finger smashed between two rocks, and it bleeds under your fingernail.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm…
Yep. Sometimes I just have to pause for a moment to examine the characteristics of it.
The warm glowing pain is kind of neat, but that sharply detailed scintilation of sensation is like a lazer show for the nervous system.
Sometimes I just stand in awe of it for a few seconds.
Then it’s back to the pistachios.
Stop being cheap, get them shelled!
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but shelling them is entertaining! and then you have all those empty husks you can use to… do… stuff. or something.
Just out of curiosity, how many people on this board actually understand the art of trolling?
Kidding, mostly. Either way, “troll” isn’t just a blanket term that applies to all dumb-asses. Although I see it used that way constantly.
[quote]Ujjay wrote:
Goldbach’s conjecture is one of the oldest unsolved problems in number theory and in all of mathematics. It states:
Every even integer greater than 2 can be written as the sum of two primes.
Expressing a given even number as a sum of two primes is called a Goldbach partition of the number. For example,
4 = 2 + 2
6 = 3 + 3
8 = 3 + 5
10 = 3 + 7 = 5 + 5
12 = 5 + 7
14 = 3 + 11 = 7 + 7
?
In other words, the Goldbach conjecture states that every even number greater than or equal to four is a Goldbach number, a number that can be expressed as the sum of two primes[/quote]
drivethruhero? is that you? 