This doesn’t apply to summertime because shorts are baggier than jeans, but every fall/winter I get comments about the size of my legs. My favorite came from a girl in my pol.science class :“I think your leg is bigger than my body” lol
[quote]thosebananas wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
rsg wrote:
thosebananas wrote:
its called surprise flirting
Hahaha like surprise buttsecks!
Careful. One day, you’ll find a woman who doesn’t like surprises, as you’re spitting out a mouthful of bloody teeth.
risk = greater rewards. 
Scott[/quote]
I totally forgot about this thread and I’ve been reading through catching up. When I read this I laughed out loud, fuckin hilarious!
[quote]Makavali wrote:
TKOWKD1 wrote:
An ex-gf once said my forearms were vascular like my penis.
An ex-gf once said my penis was as big as my forearm.[/quote]
Lol this shit made me fucking laugh hard too!
a lady told me I have a “nice dick” tonight and was quite flabergasted.
A would-be flame from a heavy metal forum where I’ve posted a few pictures over the years:
“What you meant to say is you’re 220lbs of wide-framed flabby powerlifting”
Currently 197 pounds, very small frame, don’t do any powerlifting. But thanks!
My fiancee’s sisters told her I was a “beast” last week after I moved some furniture out for them. One emailed her to say she wished her husband was half the man I was.
And yes, I would hit it if given the chance. Every girl in her family is like porn-star hot. Unbelievable genes. She even admitted once that if I did one of her sisters she’d be mad - but couldn’t blame me.
Oh god, the temptation…
“Dude, you’ve got pecs and everything” - A buddy I havn’t seen in about a year.
“That’s what happens when you swell up like a snake-bite” - another buddy I havn’t seen in a while.
[quote]MightyMaus wrote:
My fiancee’s sisters told her I was a “beast” last week after I moved some furniture out for them. One emailed her to say she wished her husband was half the man I was.
And yes, I would hit it if given the chance. Every girl in her family is like porn-star hot. Unbelievable genes. She even admitted once that if I did one of her sisters she’d be mad - but couldn’t blame me.
Oh god, the temptation…[/quote]
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Just yesterday I had a family bbq and saw some family members i hadn’t spoken too in about 6 months.
I got asked by almost everyone if I was taking steroids.
Makes me smile just thinking about it.
I friend of mine told me I should work for the secret service- because I’m so big I’d be really scary.
So now I know what everyone else is talking about.
My girls friends best friend walked in on me changing at a party and said “Holy shit i see why she dates you”.
[quote]EG wrote:
My girls friends best friend walked in on me changing at a party and said “Holy shit i see why she dates you”.[/quote]
She was calling you an idiot.
[quote]LiftSmart wrote:
EG wrote:
My girls friends best friend walked in on me changing at a party and said “Holy shit i see why she dates you”.
She was calling you an idiot.[/quote]
He neglected to mention he was unzipping his pants with his tongue at the time.
I’m always a little suspicious when people give me comments. I don’t feel like I’ve accomplished enough to warrant it.
Friend I haven’t seen in a while ‘woah you lost weight’ funny thing is I gained 20lbs since last time I saw him.
I saw a really good friend after about a few months she said “hey you lost weight” but then started snickering and asked her brother what i was on cause my arms were all veiney
[quote]nephorm wrote:
MightyMaus wrote:
My fiancee’s sisters told her I was a “beast” last week after I moved some furniture out for them. One emailed her to say she wished her husband was half the man I was.
And yes, I would hit it if given the chance. Every girl in her family is like porn-star hot. Unbelievable genes. She even admitted once that if I did one of her sisters she’d be mad - but couldn’t blame me.
Oh god, the temptation…
Pics or it didn’t happen.[/quote]
I gotta look around in the pic collection at home and find some I can airbrush out the faces. Can do though.
[quote]MightyMaus wrote:
nephorm wrote:
MightyMaus wrote:
My fiancee’s sisters told her I was a “beast” last week after I moved some furniture out for them. One emailed her to say she wished her husband was half the man I was.
And yes, I would hit it if given the chance. Every girl in her family is like porn-star hot. Unbelievable genes. She even admitted once that if I did one of her sisters she’d be mad - but couldn’t blame me.
Oh god, the temptation…
Pics or it didn’t happen.
I gotta look around in the pic collection at home and find some I can airbrush out the faces. Can do though.[/quote]
OK, cool, you can PM me the non-airbrushed versions so I can thoroughly assess their porn-star hotness.
[quote]AlteredState wrote:
Indirect compliment:
I was at a bar last weekend with my fiancee and some friends.
The bar is about 3 deep but I’m there assisting my buddy. He’s buying and I’m passing them back to the girls. Unbeknown to me, some dude has begun chatting up my girl. She has told him she has a boyfriend and he’s at the bar. He’s not bothered.
I guess dude thinks that it will take so long for me to get served that he can work his evil magic on my woman. He hangs around chatting her up.
We get served and I turn around and say “Here’s your drink babe” to my girl and I pass her a sambuca and lemonade.
Apparently the guy took one look at me and shot off like a flash. The benefits of having big muscles and a square jaw, lol![/quote]
LMAO! Indirect pwnage.
i get some compliments from people that know me. you lot may not understand but some people think that a guy under 200 pounds can be attractive
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