Colder than a cast iron outhouse on the shady side of an iceberg up in the Great White North this week…
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
jsbrook wrote:
What?! Where is it -161F?
Hell… Wait, no…[/quote]
Sounds like somebody just got laid.
DB
Colder than some broad wearing a diaper on her way to Florida!
-12f in MN last Monday.
Cold as…
Wait, I wore shorts to class today…
Really - it’s so cold here, I just saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
[quote]jsbrook wrote:
g’em wrote:
Skuebb wrote:
It’s colder than a bucket of penguin shit in Cincy today. Colder than a well digger’s ass. How cold is it where you are? Got any good one liner descriptions like these? Share 'em. People from tropical climes may, of course, participate. But they must kiss my ass first.
After (willingly) spending time at -110C (-161F) a couple of weekends ago I think I have all of you beat 
What?! Where is it -161F?[/quote]
a cryotherapy chamber… does that constitute cheating???
It’s 78 and sunny and I’ll think of you guys when I’m at the beach in an hour.
Last week it was so cold my balls grew a mouth, shouted ‘FUCK THIS SHIT’ stuck a sign on the sack saying ‘Gone to ex-girlfriends’ and disappeared.
I thought they came back the other day when i felt a tingle down there but it was just a ball of pubes trundling along.