Clockin' A Grip

Try a couple light sets before deads, and see if it helps you sit into the pull.

9-20 Press

20 minute warm up. Jumps instead of sled drag.

Press, paired with upright row/shrug
120x5
135x5
150x5
130x5x5

Upright Row, then shrugs when I got tired. 115x20
Band Tricep Pushdown, (15 elbows in, 15 elbows out, 15 overhead) light band
Dumbbell Rear Delts 15 x 20 reps
3 sets, with press back offs.

Then abs on ball between last 2 press sets.

Grip. Roller went OK, but I missed 170 on the Euro pinch. Hands were tired. Using the 35’s for pinch grip last week was a mistake. I should have used 25’s, the loading pin and some 2.5’s. Slow, methodical increases on volume day lead to PR’s on max day. Going too heavy on volume throws off max day. Duh.

Pec/shoulder felt a little tight, but nothing like last week. I think I may have to move my press grip out a little to make things smooth.

I rubbed some icy hot on my shoulder/Pec/upper arm. It felt good, till it got in my armpit.

Then a drank some Kentucky Whiskey, and it was so effective, I had another one, for my bro with a shoulder. Then another, for my other bro who hurt his shoulder too. It looks like bad shoulders are going around.

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9-22 Legs

Warm Up, Band thru Belt walking around, some Upper Back GMs seated on a low box. Jump Around.

Power Squat Machine
A few working up. Did 2-3 light box squats between sets, for flexibility/hips.
230x5
270x5
300x5
230x5x5

Step Ups
45 Degree Back Raise
“Hise Shrug” in the power squat machine
3 loops, worked into back offs.

Sled Drag: 160x 36 steps x6 trips

Reverse Hyper: 180x25, 4 sets

My girl has been walking her squats out of the mono. Yesterday, she was thinking too long about her top set. Then she walked it way, way out. I tried to stop her, but she had her head phones blasting. During her descent, she hit the bottom of the safety straps, which jerked her forward, and she fell to her knees. She was OK, but I was worried that would take her out mentally. But she recovered, squatted 160x5 and finished her workout, no problem.

All in all, good workout.

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Scary! Glad she is okay.

I like that. More space than a power rack and IMO walking out is a useful skill. Sucks with max weights though.

9-24. Bench

Lay on ground, arm extended, holding kettlebell. Keep arm straight and “Drop Shoulder” so the back of shoulder touches floor., 10-12 times. Then “screw the shoulder down” so hand/kettlebell/arm/shoulder do a slight external rotation. 5 more.

“Chinese Shrug.” Lay face down on table, arms straight, shrug shoulders back. x15

Face Pull x20

Repeat 4 times. Visualizing those little fuckers swelling up.

Bench Press, paired with face pulls and Chinese shrugs.
A couple
175x5
195x5
215x5
175x5x5

Facepull x20
Seated Cable Row x20
Dumbbell Flies in Dumbbell Tri Extension
3 circuits with bench back-offs

I rested the grip, but did some band Pushdowns with a Light band.

I could see the back of my arms and shoulders from the front.

9-25. Deadlifts

Get loose. Jump around. Some box squats, box GMs, sit on box and shrug with barbell on shoulders.

Plate Loaded Dead with Red Band
A couple sets, lots of shrugs in the dead setup.
75x5
85x5
95x5
75x5x5

Seated GM
Lunge with Back foot Up
Shrug in Deadlift setup
Repeat 3 times, during DL backoffs

Reverse Hyper
140 x30
Self Pep Talk
140x30
Gut Check
140x25
Make bargains with cosmos
140x25

Reverse Hypers were hard today. I didn’t want to get back up there.

9-27 Press

Get loose. Jump around.

Press, paired with upright rows and Kelso shrugs
Like 5 sets working up
130x5
145x5
160x4, 1
130x5x5

Shrug (Dumbbell once, barbell once, Smith machine once
Dumbbell Rear Delts
Band Tricep Pushdowns
3 of each, worked into back offs

Some barbell curls

Left Pec OK, but now my neck and the back of my shoulder are tight. I think I need to take some weight off the bar, but who wants to do that?

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I was sitting around, being all emo about my shoulder/neck/pec and shifty, shitty bench press. Is it technique, or programming, or not enough food? I watched some videos, and these dudes can’t decide if your lats or your pecs bench. Should I have as wide a grip as a 320 pound dude? I was getting anxiety.

This really fixed my head.

9-29. Squat/Legs?

Glutes/hamstrings/quads. Box Jumps and box squats, so Dynamic stretching and loaded stretching.

Power Squat Machine
A few sets working up
270x5
300x5
330x5
270x5x5

45 degree Back Raises
“Hise Shrugs” in the Power Squat Machine
Rear Leg Elevated Lunge
With squat back-offs

Reverse Hypers
190x25, 4 sets

No sled drag. No abs. As the weights get heavier, the “extras” drop out. I’ve read that.

My woman squatted 165x5. She just kind of transitioned from a close stance, quad dominant technique to a wider stance, hip dominant technique over a few sets. It was cool to watch.

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You may be able to enlighten me: what’s the difference between a split squat and a lunge?

Ha!
That one may depend on who you ask. Maybe in the old days Lunges were always done stepping forward and alternating legs.

Based on that, a split squat would be 1 leg forward, one leg back, all reps done 1 leg at a time. No stepping, or “lunging” forward, and no alternating feet.

Somebody (maybe you?) once mentioned “lunge in place.” Whoever it was, I lazily stole and started misusing the term.

You caught me.
I guess I only do non alternating split squats. When I call it a lunge I mean both feet on the same level. Rear elevated Lunges= back foot on low step. When I call it a split squat, the rear leg is on the high step.

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So, I’d be kind of right if I lumped them in the same basket? Like a cattleman’s cutlet is a rib eye on the bone?

I use them both for the same purpose, so keeping them in the same basket is cool with me.

I think I’ll grill some ribeyes this weekend.

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Ernest Hemingway has been on my mind.

“How did your bench press get all to hell?”
“Two ways. Gradually, then suddenly.”

One of my favorites is a Hemingway story called “50 Grand,” about a boxer and his big fight. I first read it as a kid, and even then, I was struck by the “realness.” I’ve read it again over the years, and every time, as I’m more experienced, I’m struck by how true to live everything in the story is. The boxer is with his bros at fight camp, and it’s not going well. Dude is crawling the walls, edgy, and generally pissed. He’s worrying about non-fight stuff, can’t sleep, and his workouts suck. Which makes everything more tense.

“What do you worry about-?”

" What don’t I worry about?"

One trainer guy aggravates boxer guy so much, boxer guy makes him leave the gym.

I am no good at book reports, but it’s a great story.

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Bench

China Shrug
Fat man Chin
Dumbbell Bi/Tri

Bench Press, paired with more fat man chins
A few warming up
175x6
195x6
215x6

175x5x5

Seated Cable Row
Dumbbell Rolling Tris
2 times

Seated Cable Row
Dumbbell Tate Press
2 times

Worked in with bench back-offs

Grip
Wrist Roller x2
Pinch Grip, 55 pounds x4 lifts x5 sets
2 finger DL lockout 135x5 x5 sets
One more wrist roll

10-1 Deadlift

Hips/glutes/hamstrings/quads
Jumps

Plate Loaded deads, plus red band
A few up
85x5
100x5
115x5
85x5x5

Leg Extensions
Hyper Deads
Hip Ab Developer
4 each, Done with Back off sets

My girl is in school, working and getting some internship hours in and our schedule needed adjustment. Lower body sessions are now gonna be in the evenings, unrushed, instead of first thing and working against the clock. So I got an extra day off, and benched “first.”

10-5

Shrug, Facedown(135/155/185/205)
Dumbbell Curl/Dumbbell Extension (20’s - 35’s)
Fat Man Chin up
4 times through

Bench Press, paired with Fat Man Chin
A few up
175x5
195x5
215x5
175x5x5

Fat Man Chin, then “shrug” from bottom position
Seated Iso Row Machine, Done standing up
Dumbbell Tate Press on Incline
4 circuits, lead off by bench back offs.

Grip:
PVC Hub lift, singles to 35 pounds PR.

“My arms are long, and in the bottom position I was unable to use the muscles of my back. As a result, I constantly had injuries of shoulders and pecs. But my close grip bench press has always been good. I decided not to think too much about this, and I switched to close grip. After that I had no pain, no injuries and strength has been increasing slowly but constantly. But triceps must be very strong for such benching!”
-Konstantin Konstantinovs

Glad I saw this. When I go back to barbell bench in a month I’m going to use a much closer grip for a few cycles to see where it takes me.

Huh, this hits home a bit. My shoulders have been bugging me for a bit now when doing regular bench, barbell/axle inclines, even swiss bar work. I did close-grip for a heavy four a few days ago, and while there was still a little twinge the overall difference was huge.

It seems like all my bros are on the same page.

A couple weeks ago, benching with pinkies against the rings, my girl told me my right shoulder was raising off the bench. I just thought the bench was crooked! Yesterday, with a shoulder width grip I could feel my shoulders digging in, like inch-worming into the bench.

Big arms are cool too.

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10-7

Band thru belt/ Hamstrings/Quad-Hips

Jumps

Power Squat Machine, paired sets with barbell squat (95x3)
A few up
230x5
270x5
300x5
230x5x5

Hise Shrug in the Squat Machine x15
Step Ups x15
Barbell Squat(95x3)

Reverse Hypers
200x 15, 20, 25, 25

The woman put a belt on for the first time(squatting) today. She said she liked it.

Nature Dog Walk:
There is a flock of 15-20 turkey hens hanging around. No Toms yet.

I saw a bald eagle flying with a squirrel or some rodent in its talons. Pretty cool.

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